King Koopa

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King Koopa looking like a total dolt.

One form of Bowser that resembles a lizard more than his actual form. He has many children including two notable sons, Hip and Hop. Just like Bowser, he has been labeled as a serial rapist and should never be approached under any circumstance. From 1995 to 1996, King Koopa rented-out the Coney Island Disco Palace which was then the Pizza Island Disney Planet, making it one of his fearsome castles. He later left the Coney Island Disco Palace as he could no longer pay rent. He is credited with saving the now torn-down Coney Island Disco Palace. A statue in his honor now stands where the Coney Island Disco Palace once stood.

Obsessions

King Koopa is known to have an obscure obsession with his key also known as This Key. Unfortunately it was eaten by Yoshi in the form of Yoshkins causing him to spiral into a deep depression. It turns out that the key was then used to free the Princess from King Koopa's raping chamber.

Forms

• Blue Koopa
• Greenback Koopa
• Koopone

Quotes

• "That dino twerp is eating me out of house and home!"
• "What's the one thing most likely to rot people's minds, and reduce their brains to mashed potatoes? ...I remember now! Television!"
• "When will those brats learn to pick up their...pipes?"
• "Remember; Oogtar spelled backwards...is RATGOO! Ha heh heh!"
• "All this bashing and crashing really works up an appetite!"

Other sons

Cheatsy Roy BigMouth Hip Hop Kooky