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==Quotes==
 
==Quotes==
* "Mobius is a great place to live, except for two things - Vanessa Doofenshmirtz and Trixie Tang."
 
 
* "The king's up to something. Something sneaky!"
 
* "The king's up to something. Something sneaky!"
 
* "Maybe some people wanna waste their lives watching this [[shit]], but we have better things to do! Right, Kirby?"
 
* "Maybe some people wanna waste their lives watching this [[shit]], but we have better things to do! Right, Kirby?"
 
* "Oh no! Daddy, if you watch this junk, it'll rot away your brain cells!"
 
* "Oh no! Daddy, if you watch this junk, it'll rot away your brain cells!"
* "You can go ahead and waste your time if you want to, but not me!"
 
* "Can't you see this is just another one of Dedede's [[evil]] schemes?"
 
 
* "No, mom, he's evil. You don't know this about him? He has evil schemes. Normal people [[No|don't have schemes of any kind]]!"
 
* "No, mom, he's evil. You don't know this about him? He has evil schemes. Normal people [[No|don't have schemes of any kind]]!"
 
* "Ugh! My parents don't believe it!"
 
* "Ugh! My parents don't believe it!"
* "It can't be! Please, Meta Knight, don't tell me you like [[Rock TV]] too!"
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* "Ugh, I've had toothaches funnier than King Dedede."
* "Ugh, I've had toothaches funnier than King Dedede. Please, he's gotta be up to something!"
 
* "Hey, what's goin' on? Whatcha doin'?"
 
 
* "I haven't been watching, 'cause I think TV's stupid."
 
* "I haven't been watching, 'cause I think TV's stupid."
* "This whole Dedede-Monster battle is fishier than the Koopaling Brothers Circus."
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* "Just 'cause it's on TV doesn't make it true!"
* "Those dumb shows must've made your brain [[die]]!"
 
* "Just 'cause it's on TV doesn't make it true! And we'll prove it!"
 
* "You and Bowser gave everyone TV so you could turn them against Kirby and [[Mario]] and [[Luigi]]!"
 
 
* "Kirby, suck up everything in this dumb studio!"
 
* "Kirby, suck up everything in this dumb studio!"
* "This is a special report. These pictures prove that King Dedede and Bowser faked the monster on TV so we'd all turn against Kirby and Mario and Luigi."
 
  
 
==Other Information==
 
==Other Information==

Revision as of 02:26, 23 April 2010

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Tiff writes a book on the state of the economy.

Name: Tiffany Ebrum
Appears In: Kirby
Sex: Female
Played By: Kerry Williams

Tiff (or Fumu for those who use the Japanese names) is a character from Kirby: Right Back at Ya! She and her younger brother Tuff take care of Kirby and help him fight King Dedede.

Loudness

Tiff is known for being very loud, obnoxious and pushy. That's why come she hogs the spotlight from Kirby all the time. Tiff is so loud that it manages to destroy all of the glass in Dream Land and make everybody deaf... which really says something, considering that nobody in Kirby even has ears.

Bouncy Tiff

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Bouncy Tiff in action.

Whenever Tiff needs to seduce somebody into doing what she wants, she transforms into Bouncy Tiff. Bouncy Tiff is so attractive, even gay people and Team Rocket are attracted to her. Unfortunately, there was one incident when "Bouncy Tiff" was actually a crane disguising itself as one of the townspeople, and when several people in their twenties ran up to it, it proceeded to peck the shit out of them. However, the spirit of Bouncy Tiff still lives... in the crazy world of the Internet as hentai.

Quotes

  • "The king's up to something. Something sneaky!"
  • "Maybe some people wanna waste their lives watching this shit, but we have better things to do! Right, Kirby?"
  • "Oh no! Daddy, if you watch this junk, it'll rot away your brain cells!"
  • "No, mom, he's evil. You don't know this about him? He has evil schemes. Normal people don't have schemes of any kind!"
  • "Ugh! My parents don't believe it!"
  • "Ugh, I've had toothaches funnier than King Dedede."
  • "I haven't been watching, 'cause I think TV's stupid."
  • "Just 'cause it's on TV doesn't make it true!"
  • "Kirby, suck up everything in this dumb studio!"

Other Information

  • Finds Dedede's TV show to be so bad, it's good.
  • On the contrary, the rest of the world considers Dedede's show to be the greatest thing ever, next to Bruce Lee and coloured pens.
  • Has never actually been in a Kirby game before. Video game players who use headphones are eternally thankful.
  • When Kirby goes missing, she spends up to three days yelling "KIRBY WHERE ARE YOU" without actually doing anything.
  • Her name rhymes with "yiff." Who would've thunk it?
  • Tiff treats Kirby as if he has a mental disorder.
  • She and Princess Peach are the only people who won't watch Bowser and Dedede's Rock TV channel.