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*[[Scrooge McDuck]]
 
*[[Scrooge McDuck]]
 
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
 
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
*[[King Koopa]]
 
*[[Iggy Koopa]]
 
*[[Larry Koopa]]
 
 
*[[Kaz Hirai]] (The [[Playstation 3]] will retail for 599 U.S. dollars.)
 
*[[Kaz Hirai]] (The [[Playstation 3]] will retail for 599 U.S. dollars.)
 
*[[Phoenix Wright]]
 
*[[Phoenix Wright]]
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*[[Hell]], [[Yes|all lawyers]].
 
*[[Hell]], [[Yes|all lawyers]].
 
*[[Lex Luthor]]
 
*[[Lex Luthor]]
*[[Wizardheimer]] (Maintaining a haunted house isn't cheap!)
 
 
*[[Wario]]
 
*[[Wario]]
 
*[[Anime Luigi]]
 
*[[Anime Luigi]]
 
*[[Fortran]] (Push START To RICH!!!)
 
*[[Fortran]] (Push START To RICH!!!)
*All those [[fuck|fuckers]] from [[Total Drama Island]].
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*In fact, all of [[:Category:Greedy Characters|these people]], as well as [[:Category:Business People|these people]].
*[[Daffy Duck]]
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**Actually, everyone, other than [[Communists]].
*[[Balrog]] (The only reason why he joined Shadaloo in the first place.)
 
*[[Genjuro Kibagami]]
 
*[[Ass|Earthquake]] (From the Samurai Shodown/Spirits series.)
 
*[[Yoshi]] (To buy more food with.)
 
*[[Disney]]
 
*[[Conker]]
 
*[[Eddy]]
 
*Joel Schumacher
 
*[[Nintendo]] ([[Pokemon]] and [[Mario]]... enough said.)
 
*[[SEGA]] ([[Sonic the Hedgehog]]... enough said)
 
*[[SNK]] (Their Neo Geo consoles were like over $500 and their video games for that console was like over $100-$200.)
 
*[[Capcom]] ([[Mega Man|Megaman]] and [[Street Fighter]]... enough said.)
 
*Marvel ([[Wolverine]] on the cover of novels completely unrelated to him... enough said)
 
*[[You]]
 
*[[Me]]
 
*[[Jesus Christ]]
 
*[[Chad Warden|BALLIN']]
 
*[[Africans|Men in Black]]
 
*[[Jafar]] (To pay for [[sex]] and [[illegal|legal]] fees.)
 
*[[Colgate]]
 
*[[Viacom]]
 
*WMG (Warner Music Group, who doesn't want its songs to be used on YouTube videos. How fucking greedy...)
 
*Mr. Burns (Thinks that money is "Excellent...")
 
*[[Vicky]]
 
*[[Burger King]]
 
*[[McDonalds|McDonald's]]
 
*[[The Irate Gamer]] (Why else would he make a DVD of his [[shit]].)
 
*[[Angry Nintendo Nerd|The Angry Video Game Nerd]] (Why else would he make TWO DVDs of his shit.)
 
*[[KISS]]
 
*[[Youtube]]
 
*[[Super Macho Man]]
 
*[[MrRoboto113]] (One of the reasons why he wants to be a Youtube Partner.)
 
*Anyone who still drives a Ford Pinto, AMC Gremlin, AMC Pacer, Volkswagen Beetle, CitiCar/CommutaCar, or any result of the '70s fuel crisis.
 
*Actually, everyone, other than [[Communists]].
 
 
[[Category:Objects]]
 
[[Category:Objects]]
 
[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]]
 
[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]]

Revision as of 19:48, 1 May 2010

Money is what everyone loves other than Magic Drugs and Uctions. It is written, all true warriors strive for money. Lickboot, Wario, Scrooge McDuck, Kaiba, and other people listed below are especially fond of money. Grab that cash and with your hands make a stash.

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We've got to have...MONEYYYYY!

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Money became a fad after Ophios made a short video featuring Lickboot from the first Tom and Jerry movie , cutting out the audio where he says "money", and replacing it with the line "Money" from a Pink Floyd song, unsurprisingly named "Money."

Types of Money

The Money you could be saving with GEICO
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A guy who loves money.
Chris-Chan thinks everyone gives him money.

People Who Love Money