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== WHO THE [[Fuck|FUCK]] IS HE?!?!?!?!?! == | == WHO THE [[Fuck|FUCK]] IS HE?!?!?!?!?! == | ||
| − | Shadow is a black and red hedgehog, created by Professor Gerald as the ultimate lifeform. He enjoys shooting things, riding motorcycles, bitching about some girl named "[[Maria|MARIAAAAAAAAA]]", running around carnivals trying to find "that damn fourth Chaos Emerald", sending people straight to [[hell]], and skating with his shoes. He does not enjoy fanart of him banging Rouge, Sonic, [[Knuckles | + | Shadow is a black and red hedgehog, created by Professor Gerald as the ultimate lifeform. He enjoys shooting things, riding motorcycles, bitching about some girl named "[[Maria|MARIAAAAAAAAA]]", running around carnivals trying to find "that damn fourth Chaos Emerald", sending people straight to [[hell]], and skating with his shoes. He does not enjoy fanart of him banging Rouge, Sonic, [[Knuckles]], retarded [[Ruthie312|fangirls]], or [[Mudkip|Mudkips]] (sadly), and having to shoot [[Mudkip|Mudkips]] when someone browses for [[porn]] on the web. He also loves swearing, and even though swearing is bad enough, it's downright laughable when it comes from a black/red hedgehog with chest hair. |
== Reception == | == Reception == | ||
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Disappear!}} | {{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Disappear!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Stay here.}} | {{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Stay here.}} | ||
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|You have no control over me, Black [[Doom]]. [[I]] now understand why I am here. I made a promise and I'm here to keep it. Today, I put my past behind me.}} | {{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|You have no control over me, Black [[Doom]]. [[I]] now understand why I am here. I made a promise and I'm here to keep it. Today, I put my past behind me.}} | ||
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Goodbye forever... Shadow the Hedgehog.}} | {{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Goodbye forever... Shadow the Hedgehog.}} | ||
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*Torturing [[Sonic]] | *Torturing [[Sonic]] | ||
*Saying DAMN! | *Saying DAMN! | ||
| + | *Granting wishes | ||
| + | *Maria | ||
== Dislikes == | == Dislikes == | ||
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*[[Dr. Eggman]] | *[[Dr. Eggman]] | ||
*[[Leon]] | *[[Leon]] | ||
| − | + | *[[Sonic The Hedgehog]] | |
| − | *[[ | + | *Broken computers |
==Death== | ==Death== | ||
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== Trivia == | == Trivia == | ||
* His father is an evil alien leader. | * His father is an evil alien leader. | ||
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* He '''WILL NOT''' bring [[sex]]y back. | * He '''WILL NOT''' bring [[sex]]y back. | ||
* His long lost evil [[Krystal|crystal]] twin from 10 years ago killed Sonic, which is something [[Robotnik|Robothead]] could not do his whole life. | * His long lost evil [[Krystal|crystal]] twin from 10 years ago killed Sonic, which is something [[Robotnik|Robothead]] could not do his whole life. | ||
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* He keeps losing his iPod. | * He keeps losing his iPod. | ||
* Likes kicking [[Silver the Hedgehog|the white hedgehog]] in the [[Mario Head|head.]] | * Likes kicking [[Silver the Hedgehog|the white hedgehog]] in the [[Mario Head|head.]] | ||
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* He has a severe case of paranoia. | * He has a severe case of paranoia. | ||
* Despite rumors of his being [[gay]], as well as his fans saying he's straight due to [[Maria]], he's actually bisexual. Deal with it. | * Despite rumors of his being [[gay]], as well as his fans saying he's straight due to [[Maria]], he's actually bisexual. Deal with it. | ||
| + | * Shadow can fix computers by chopping them as hard as he can. The reason why the computer doesn't break down after that is because he is the ultimate life form. | ||
| + | * THIS IS WHO I AM! | ||
[[Category:Bisexual Characters]] | [[Category:Bisexual Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Video Game Characters]] | [[Category:Video Game Characters]] | ||
Revision as of 07:28, 17 February 2010
This article is filed under Characters.WHO THE FUCK IS HE?!?!?!?!?!
Shadow is a black and red hedgehog, created by Professor Gerald as the ultimate lifeform. He enjoys shooting things, riding motorcycles, bitching about some girl named "MARIAAAAAAAAA", running around carnivals trying to find "that damn fourth Chaos Emerald", sending people straight to hell, and skating with his shoes. He does not enjoy fanart of him banging Rouge, Sonic, Knuckles, retarded fangirls, or Mudkips (sadly), and having to shoot Mudkips when someone browses for porn on the web. He also loves swearing, and even though swearing is bad enough, it's downright laughable when it comes from a black/red hedgehog with chest hair.
Reception
Shadow is the neutral character of the Sonic series. A lot of his fantards are annoying as hell. They mostly consisting of preteen rabid fangirls, the ones who say that they own him, and the ones who pair their disgusting fan characters with him.
Quotes
Shadow the Hedgehog
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Shadow the Hedgehog I am Shadow the Hedgehog. I am the world's ultimate life form. There's no time for games... farewell!
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Shadow the Hedgehog I am Shadow the Hedgehog. I've left the past behind me. No one can tell me what to do now! I will destroy you, Black Doom!
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Shadow the Hedgehog Disappear!
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Shadow the Hedgehog Stay here.
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Shadow the Hedgehog You have no control over me, Black Doom. I now understand why I am here. I made a promise and I'm here to keep it. Today, I put my past behind me.
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Shadow the Hedgehog Goodbye forever... Shadow the Hedgehog.
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Shadow the Hedgehog Where's that DAMN fourth Chaos Emerald?
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Shadow the Hedgehog Goodbye, Doctor.
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Shadow the Hedgehog Not you again!
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Shadow the Hedgehog You scum! You're going down!
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Shadow the Hedgehog Black Doom! Your reign ends here, and it ends NOW!
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Shadow the Hedgehog MARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Shadow the Hedgehog Damn, not here!
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Shadow the Hedgehog Damnit!!
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Shadow the Hedgehog Chaos Spear!!
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Shadow the Hedgehog Yes, doctor... you will regret ever having created me... you're going straight to hell!
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Shadow the Hedgehog Leave them. It's better.
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Shadow the Hedgehog You fixed yourself a certain mission. You must survive to accomplish it someday.
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Shadow the Hedgehog Good if you don't.
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Shadow the Hedgehog She did not belong to the past. She continued to look toward the future.
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Shadow the Hedgehog I hear you and it's whenever you want!
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Shadow the Hedgehog We really do look alike. It's uncanny.
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Shadow the Hedgehog You traitor!
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Shadow the Hedgehog As you wish.
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Shadow the Hedgehog CHAOS...BLAST!
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Shadow the Hedgehog Yes, but that alone is insufficient.
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Shadow the Hedgehog CHAOS CONTROL!!!
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Shadow the Hedgehog This is who I am!
Likes
- Firearms
- Katanas
- Motorbikes
- Torturing Sonic
- Saying DAMN!
- Granting wishes
- Maria
Dislikes
- Everything except firearms and katanas.
- Black Doom
- Dr. Eggman
- Leon
- Sonic The Hedgehog
- Broken computers
Death
Shadow has killed himself many times, because he is emo. His final death came at the hands of Captain Falcon, who used a Falcon Punch on him. His body, down to the molecular bonds, was completely destroyed by the falcon punch. He has yet to return from the Pit, due to his refusal to leave, and the total disintegration of his body, which means that he hasn't a body to return to, anyway.
Trivia
- His father is an evil alien leader.
- He WILL NOT bring sexy back.
- His long lost evil crystal twin from 10 years ago killed Sonic, which is something Robothead could not do his whole life.
- He keeps losing his iPod.
- Likes kicking the white hedgehog in the head.
- He has a severe case of paranoia.
- Despite rumors of his being gay, as well as his fans saying he's straight due to Maria, he's actually bisexual. Deal with it.
- Shadow can fix computers by chopping them as hard as he can. The reason why the computer doesn't break down after that is because he is the ultimate life form.
- THIS IS WHO I AM!
