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*The [[America|United States]] is the world's largest cheese producer, especially around Wisconsin. | *The [[America|United States]] is the world's largest cheese producer, especially around Wisconsin. | ||
*Remarkably, [[France]] is NOT the world's largest cheese consumer (Greece is, in fact). | *Remarkably, [[France]] is NOT the world's largest cheese consumer (Greece is, in fact). | ||
| − | *All [[McDonalds|burger restaurants]] offer burgers with [[cheese]] on them, which are called "[[ | + | *All [[McDonalds|burger restaurants]] offer burgers with [[cheese]] on them, which are called "[[cheeseburger]]s". |
**However, these cheeseburgers are considered un-kosher, since they mix dairy with meat. | **However, these cheeseburgers are considered un-kosher, since they mix dairy with meat. | ||
*There are also [[Cheese]][[steak]]s, which come from [[Philadelphia]], and usually contain American, Cheddar, Mozzarella, Provolone, or Cheez-Wiz. | *There are also [[Cheese]][[steak]]s, which come from [[Philadelphia]], and usually contain American, Cheddar, Mozzarella, Provolone, or Cheez-Wiz. | ||
*[[Dick]] Cheese is not actually cheese. It is actually a combination of [[dust]], sweat, dirt, and other [[shit]]. | *[[Dick]] Cheese is not actually cheese. It is actually a combination of [[dust]], sweat, dirt, and other [[shit]]. | ||
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Some British Cheddar.
Cheese is a food that is made from milk curds that is popular worldwide, especially in Europe and the United States. Cheese can come in many different types and forms, such as Cheddar, Mozzarella, Sakura, etc. In the form of Mozzarella cheese, it is one of the main ingredients of Pizza.
Liked By
- The British
- Italians
- The French
- The Dutch
- The Germans
- All of Europe
- Americans (They are the largest cheese producer in the world, in fact.)
- The Japanese (They even have an award-winning cheese of their own.)
Types of Cheese
- Cheddar (UK, England)
- Monterrey Jack (US)
- Mozzarella (Italy)
- Emmentaler (Switzerland)
- Parmigiano-Reggiano (Italy)
- Colby (US)
- Roquefort (France)
- American (US [obviously])
- Sage Derby(UK, England)
- Rauchkaese (Germany)
- Sakura (Japan)
- Electric (UK, England)
- Feta (Greece)
- Jarlsberg (Norway)
- Stilton (UK, England)
dick cheese (Your nuts)- Plus many, many more...
Also A Character!
Cheese is also the name of a strange character from Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, as well as the surname of the main villain of Samurai Pizza Cats (Seymour "Big" Cheese). It is also the name of Cream the Rabbit's pet chao.
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Trivia
- M. Bison, Yoshi, Froggo, and all of the other food-loving characters approve of this food.
- In addition, Bandit Keith vastly approves of the American variety of this food.
- Furthermore, Heavy Weapons Guy approves of this food as part of a sandvich.
- The Japanese, despite that they are an Eastern Asian country that has never been colonized, have an award-winning cheese, called Sakura Cheese.
- Some cheeses actually contain mould.
- Most cheeses are made using cow, goat, or sheep milk.
- The United States is the world's largest cheese producer, especially around Wisconsin.
- Remarkably, France is NOT the world's largest cheese consumer (Greece is, in fact).
- All burger restaurants offer burgers with cheese on them, which are called "cheeseburgers".
- However, these cheeseburgers are considered un-kosher, since they mix dairy with meat.
- There are also Cheesesteaks, which come from Philadelphia, and usually contain American, Cheddar, Mozzarella, Provolone, or Cheez-Wiz.
- Dick Cheese is not actually cheese. It is actually a combination of dust, sweat, dirt, and other shit.
