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Revision as of 17:00, 11 November 2009

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He-Man owns them. Thems made from Uctions.

Magic drugs are good for you. You can obtain them if you have Money.

Effects

They make your problems go away (although Grounder denies this). They help you see ordinary things in a WAY cool way! Magic Drugs containing impurities cause Pickle Surprise, and other nightmarish hell (Always make sure that your Magic Drugs are pure.). Magic Drugs in an injectable form, in addition to the effects of regular Magic Drugs, also greatly increase your muscle mass. However, if you aren't careful, you'll be labeled as a cheater.

How To Take Them

Take "one" from someone other than your parents or your Mama Luigi.

The Nostalgia Critic shows us what you'll go through whenever you take (good) magic drugs.

How NOT To Take Them

First, ya say "NO!" (or "no thanks").


People Who Like Magic Drugs

Rolf, however, shows you what it's like if you take some (bad) Magic Drugs.

Poopers Who Like Magic Drugs

  • pongpong13 (Hell, he's the reason why Magic Drugs exist in the first place.)
  • A27Wolf (Marijuana. Where the fuck is everyone else?)

People Who Don't Like Magic Drugs

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Variations

Always remember to bring your old man a Cold One.

Some variations of regular Magic Drugs include:

  • Smokes
  • Very Big Drug (VBD)
  • Fabulous Secret Magic Drugs
  • Fabulous Secret Special Magic Drugs
  • Opium
  • Marijuana
  • Steroids
  • Cocaine
  • Crystal Meth

Alchoholic-Type Beverages