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==Sexual Orientation==
 
==Sexual Orientation==
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It has been assumed Link is a homosexual, seeing has he has tried to sneak kisses with [[Gwonam]] at multiple times. However, this has been disproven as he has had sex with [[Zelda]], [[Impa]], and Lady Alma many times. Another rumor is that he is Bisexual.
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It has been assumed Link is a homosexual, seeing has he has tried to sneak kisses with [[Gwonam]] at multiple times. However, this has been dis proven as he has had sex with [[Zelda]], [[Impa]], and Lady Alma many times. Another rumor is that he is Bisexual.
  
 
==Diet==
 
==Diet==
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==Gay Link==
 
==Gay Link==
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The only split personality of Link. He enjoys going on sexual escapades with his butt buddies, [[Gwonam]] and [[Nobita]]. There's a rumor that he flirted with [[Dorami]], he was openly gay when he had gay sex by first time with Mama Luigi, the first time than him "make love"
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The only split personality of Link. He enjoys going on sexual escapades with his butt buddies, [[Gwonam]] and [[Nobita]]. There's a rumor that he flirted with [[Dorami]]. His first time was with Mama Luigi. This is not true for normal Link.
  
 
==Racist Link==
 
==Racist Link==
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[[Dr. Rabbit]] says Link painted africans with white pant in Africa. This is currently unconfirmed.
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[[Dr. Rabbit]] says Link painted Africans with white pant in Africa. This is currently unconfirmed.
  
 
==Fight with the King==
 
==Fight with the King==
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It seems that link fought with the king once, It all started when link was watching his tv where "Live and Learn" came on, as he was danceing to it the king said "MAI BOI" to him, But link did not listen to him, The king then destroyed the tv witha ki blast, This made link angry and made him use his Kaioken attack and tried to hit him, Only to be pushed aside, The king(in a [[Vegeta]]-type voice)said that was he was weak, Link then used his hidden move, The kamehameha out of his ass move, Which killed the king, He then cryed over his broken tv untill [[George Volcano|George the Volcano]] used his [[Volvic Revive]] to bring his tv back. The full fight can be seen here: (See bottom-right)
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It seems that Link fought with the king once, It all started when link was watching his TV where "Live and Learn" came on, as he was dancing to it the king said "MAH BOI" to him, but link did not listen to him, The King then destroyed the TV with a Ki blast, This made link irritated , and so he used Kaioken and tried to hit The King, Only to be pushed aside, The king(in a [[Vegeta]]-type voice)said that was he was weak, Link then used his hidden move, the fabled "Ass Kamehameha", Which killed the king, He then cried over his broken TV until [[George Volcano|George the Volcano]] used his [[Volvic Revive]] to bring his TV back. The full fight can be seen here: (See bottom-right)
  
 
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{{VidCaption|F9SmC3jsMvk|Link fights with the king}}
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*Atari 2600
 
*Atari 2600
 
*Sega Dreamcast
 
*Sega Dreamcast
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*The Neo Geo (Any kind of it, including it's handhelds.)
 
 
*[[Gwonam]]
 
*[[Gwonam]]
 
*[[Dorami]]
 
*[[Dorami]]
 
*Bombs
 
*Bombs
 
*Guns
 
*Guns
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*Scat Porn
 
 
*[[Boobs|Tits]]
 
*[[Boobs|Tits]]
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*[[Penis]]
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*[[Rubies]]
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*[[Boobs|Rubies]]
 
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*Raping young children at night.
 
 
*Saying "(Hey,) EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSE ME, Princess!"
 
*Saying "(Hey,) EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSE ME, Princess!"
 
*Consuming rock-spitting terrestrial cephalopods.
 
*Consuming rock-spitting terrestrial cephalopods.
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*Link plays Young Cosette in the musical "Les CD-i".
 
*Link plays Young Cosette in the musical "Les CD-i".
 
*Used to be the Best Wii Player of Koradai, but was eventually beaten by [[M. Bison]].
 
*Used to be the Best Wii Player of Koradai, but was eventually beaten by [[M. Bison]].
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*His last name is, apparantly, The King. (Which is weird when considering the fact that he isn't a king at all whatsoever.)
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*His last name is rumored to be The King, but is unlikely, since he is not a King, has had it off with Zelda, and does not support incest like the King does.
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*If Zelda is the daughter of King Harkinian, and Link is the King's "boy", and Link keeps demanding kisses from Zelda, this means Link wants to have incest with his sister... [[Benzaie|oh boy.]]
 
  
 
==Memorable Quotes==
 
==Memorable Quotes==
 
{{poopquote|Link|I won!}}
 
{{poopquote|Link|I won!}}
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{{poopquote|Link|Geee! It sure is boring around here!}}
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{{poopquote|Link|Gee! It sure is boring around here!}}
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{{poopquote|Link|Great! (several times)}}
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{{poopquote|Link|What are all those heads?}}
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{{poopquote|Link|What are all those Heads?}}
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{{poopquote|Link|How about head?}}
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{{poopquote|Link|How about a kiss for luck?}}
 
 
{{poopquote|Link|I guess i better get going!}}
 
{{poopquote|Link|I guess i better get going!}}
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{{poopquote|Link|GET OVER HERE!}}
 
 
{{poopquote|Link|Im so hungry, I could eat an octorok}}
 
{{poopquote|Link|Im so hungry, I could eat an octorok}}
 
{{poopquote|Link|I'll grab my stuff!}}
 
{{poopquote|Link|I'll grab my stuff!}}
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{{poopquote|Link|[[Excuse me, Princess!]]}}
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{{poopquote|Link|My BOI!}}
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{{poopquote|Link|oh BOI}}
 
 
{{poopquote|Link|I can't wait to bomb some dodongos!}}
 
{{poopquote|Link|I can't wait to bomb some dodongos!}}
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{{poopquote|Link|Stuff!}}
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{{poopquote|Link|That old [[King Harkinian|King]] is [[no]] match [[for]] [[Ganon]]!}}
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{{poopquote|Link|That old [[King Harkinian|King]] is [[no]] match [[4|for]] [[Ganon]]!}}
 
 
{{poopquote|Link|I just wonder what [[Ganon]]'s up to.}}
 
{{poopquote|Link|I just wonder what [[Ganon]]'s up to.}}
 
{{poopquote|Link|Golly!}}
 
{{poopquote|Link|Golly!}}
 
{{poopquote|Link|But [[The King|Dad]], I want to see the Pay-Per-View!}}
 
{{poopquote|Link|But [[The King|Dad]], I want to see the Pay-Per-View!}}
 
{{poopquote|Link|I wish I could see what he was thinking right now.}}
 
{{poopquote|Link|I wish I could see what he was thinking right now.}}
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{{poopquote|Link|No Way! You don't have any [[boobs|breasts]] and your too old to trigger an amber alert.}}
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{{poopquote|Link|(High pitched twinkly noises)}}
 
 
[[Category:CD-i]]
 
[[Category:CD-i]]
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[[Category:Gay Characters]]
 

Revision as of 23:29, 17 February 2009

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Name: Link
Appears In: Link: Faces of Evil and Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon
Sex: Male
Age: 3

[[Category:Characters - Appears in Link: Faces of Evil and Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon]]

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{{#ev:youtube|KgGhsBphDyU|320}}Link complains of a burning sensation
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I Won
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Link in his latest game.
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link throwing up
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Saiyan Link.
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Fat Link.

Link is a civilian of Hyrule. He usually hangs out at the castle, hearing bouts about what all true warriors by the King himself. Link thinks many things are boring, and according to the Scripture of Utter Bullcrap, is the only person who can defeat Ganon. (Many times this prophecy has been proven false. The King, Mario, and Zelda along with many others have defeated Ganon.) He also likes guns, bombs, eating octorocks, bombing dodongos, being curious, throwing up, and claiming that he won.

Link is the current standing Hero of Koridai. Cultural Heritage: Denmark

Sexual Orientation

It has been assumed Link is a homosexual, seeing has he has tried to sneak kisses with Gwonam at multiple times. However, this has been dis proven as he has had sex with Zelda, Impa, and Lady Alma many times. Another rumor is that he is Bisexual.

Diet

Link also likes to eat. He has been known to have some cooking skill, but he almost burned down all of Hyrule after foolishly putting spaghetti in a toaster. He is also addicted to Volvic mineral water, and cakes (normally from the baker in Sakado, although the claimed "cakes" are actually loaves of bread. That two-timing S.O.B.). He has also been known to sneak sips of wine from the king's goblet. If he gets hungry enough, he will eat an Octorok.

Skills

Link is a master swordsman and great at burning George The Volcano and Hyrule. As mentioned above he has above average cooking skills and he is great at using/wielding magical weaponry. He has a talent for carrying a limitless amount of stuff, as well as being able to use ordinary items such as Aunt Jemima syrup in combat.

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Gay Link

The only split personality of Link. He enjoys going on sexual escapades with his butt buddies, Gwonam and Nobita. There's a rumor that he flirted with Dorami. His first time was with Mama Luigi. This is not true for normal Link.

Racist Link

Dr. Rabbit says Link painted Africans with white pant in Africa. This is currently unconfirmed.

Fight with the King

It seems that Link fought with the king once, It all started when link was watching his TV where "Live and Learn" came on, as he was dancing to it the king said "MAH BOI" to him, but link did not listen to him, The King then destroyed the TV with a Ki blast, This made link irritated , and so he used Kaioken and tried to hit The King, Only to be pushed aside, The king(in a Vegeta-type voice)said that was he was weak, Link then used his hidden move, the fabled "Ass Kamehameha", Which killed the king, He then cried over his broken TV until George the Volcano used his Volvic Revive to bring his TV back. The full fight can be seen here: (See bottom-right)

{{#ev:youtube|F9SmC3jsMvk|320}}Link fights with the king

Possesions

  • lamp oil
  • rope
  • Bombs
  • A lightsaber
  • Lotsa guns
  • Young And Anal 15 video tape
  • The king's chalice
  • His sword

Likes

  • Zelda
  • Nobita
  • Impa
  • Sonic (Games and Sonic X)
  • Sega Genesis
  • Xbox 360
  • Nintendo Wii
  • The Philips CD-i
  • Atari 2600
  • Sega Dreamcast
  • Gwonam
  • Dorami
  • Bombs
  • Guns
  • Tits
  • Rubies
  • Saying "(Hey,) EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSE ME, Princess!"
  • Consuming rock-spitting terrestrial cephalopods.

Dislikes

Trivia

  • Link is part Saiyan.
  • Link plays Young Cosette in the musical "Les CD-i".
  • Used to be the Best Wii Player of Koradai, but was eventually beaten by M. Bison.
  • His last name is rumored to be The King, but is unlikely, since he is not a King, has had it off with Zelda, and does not support incest like the King does.

Memorable Quotes

Link Link

I won!

Link Link

Gee! It sure is boring around here!

Link Link

What are all those heads?

Link Link

How about head?

Link Link

I guess i better get going!

Link Link

Im so hungry, I could eat an octorok

Link Link

I'll grab my stuff!

Link Link

My BOI!

Link Link

I can't wait to bomb some dodongos!

Link Link

That old King is no match for Ganon!

Link Link

I just wonder what Ganon's up to.

Link Link

Golly!

Link Link

But Dad, I want to see the Pay-Per-View!

Link Link

I wish I could see what he was thinking right now.

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