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*The Mario Brothers
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*Hollywood
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*[[Yoshi]]
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*John Lennon
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==Disliked By==
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*The Mario Brothers
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*[[The Princess]]
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*[[Yoshi]]
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*[[Hitler]]
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*[[Robotnik]]
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*[[Cum]] (Kingdom)
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*[[Link]]
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*[[Ganon]]
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*[[Zelda]]
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*John Lennon
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*Charlie Chaplin
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*Adam West
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*GEICO Insurance Co.
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*Mushroom Kingdom
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*[[Oogtar]]
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*Every Member of The Beatles
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*Verizon
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*[[The Kool Aid Guy]]
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*[[Tails]]
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*[[Toad]]
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*The "Only You Can Prevent Wildfires" Bear
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*System Of A Down
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*The Beach Boys
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*[[Tyrannosaurus Alan]]
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*[[George Volcano]]
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*Jews
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*[[Mama Luigi]]
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*[[Stone Luigi]]
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*[[Fat Mario]]
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*[[Retard Luigi]]
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*[[Wizardheimer]]
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*Pakistanis
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*Osama Bin Laden
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*[[Borat]]
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*[[George Bush]]
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*Richard Nixon
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*[[Yoshkins]]
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*The Weather Channel
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*Hilary Clinton
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*[[Bill O'Reilly]]
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*Sacramento
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==Porn Magazines==
 
==Porn Magazines==
  

Revision as of 10:34, 14 December 2007

CharNice.jpg This article is filed under Characters.

Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa is one of King Koopa's sons.

Personality

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Cheatsy's appearance.

You know it's Cheatsy if he's...

  • Plotting Mario and Luigi's downfall
  • Telling Gophers to stand there
  • Gay
  • Hanging out with a Koopa with a pink shell with sunglasses named Roy because he likes him
  • He is massaging his own balls.
  • His erection lasts more than 4 hours

Trivia

  • The cheatsy life is lots of fun.(LOTS OF FUN!)
  • Cheatsy has a cum fetish.
  • Wants to destroy some grandma.
  • His cum apprently looks and feels like snow.
  • He claims that he can lick his elbow. This has not yet been proven.
  • He appears to have been working with Adolf Hitler.
  • He does not like Jews.
  • Cheatsy's orgasm can cause an earthquake. This has been proven by the OCA (Orgasmic Cum Association).
  • He has been raped repeatedly by Roy "Bully" Koopa.
  • He likes anal.
  • He has Lung Cancer and Prostate Cancer, as well as Bladder Control problems.

Dislikes

  • The Mario Brothers
  • Hollywood
  • Yoshi
  • John Lennon

Disliked By

Porn Magazines

Cheatsy stars in "Horny Koopas Weekly" magazine.

Memorable Quotes

  • IYAAAAAAAARGH!
  • AT LAST! My time has CUM!
  • That's a relief...if it was pesky plumbers, we'd REALLY be in trouble.
  • I am the emperor of evesdroping!
  • Don't just help him! STAND THERE!
  • You think those Dodos would've learned from me!