The King's Epic Adventure

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The King's Epic Adventure is an ongoing multi-part flash-augmented Youtube Poop series started by Geibuchan on October 9, 2008, with it's most recent installation being uploaded on October 31, 2012. It is noted for being one of very few YTP "series" started in YTP's early years to have continued in dedicated fashion past its era of origin, and remains the crown jewels of Geibuchan's work and his main claim to fame in YTP. The first installation is his fourth most popular video on his channel, sitting at a comfortable 190,000+ views, with the other installments containing between 78,000 and 110,000 views each. They are generally the most anticipated of all of his forthcoming videos, always coming out with long spaces of time apart due to diligent craft of quality from its maker.

Synopsis

Part 1(2008)

Link declares that he "sure is stupid" before being abruptly shut up by King Harkinian, who announces his Shit for dinner, apparently not for the first time. The royal family and associates all voice protest, but are met by an angrily insistent Harkinian who tells each individual person through angry noise-pointing that they must eat his Shit, going as far as to say that the Triforce of Wisdom is incorrect for saying otherwise. He then climbs to highest point of his castle, bellows out that the world will "all eat [his] shit", and plummets 175 stories to the stone hard ground below, flattening himself and momentarily convincing Link that he is dead. After a period of non-responsiveness, the King suddenly springs to life and takes off into the barren wasteland beyond his castle, not to be seen again by Link, Zelda, or any of the other Hyrule Castle residents for quite sometime. Zelda calls him on his flip phone, curious about his wherabouts, where the King first reveals his plan to "make people all around the world eat [his] shit". He assures them that he has taken the Triforce of Courage to protect himself, and gives Link the explicit command not to kill Zelda if he is not heard from again in a month. Initially sprinting with incredible energy, the King soon forces himself to slow down, and finds himself in the desolate Mushroomy Kingdom, where he encounters Solid Snake. The King conveys his grand shit-feeding plan to an incredulous Snake, who at first doesn't believe he is serious. After assuring him that he is indeed committed, and that he knows quite a good deal of information about his scatological properties, Snake's interest in piqued. He offers to join the King on his quest, and is initially turned down, on account of, for some reason, being considered overweight. Snake responds by pointing a rocket launcher squarely at the King's penis, now asking to join him with considerable persuasion. The King relents, and acquires the use of Snake's box as a means of transportation in addition, no longer having to travel on foot. The fellowship of shit-feeding grows from one to two.

Elsewhere, Dr. Robotnik recruits Tomo Takino as the newest member of his Super Special Sonic Search and Smash Squad, declaring her to be mean, malicious, and his kind of rotten. After giving her the rundown of her mission, Tomo suggests that should they win, Robotnik should treat her to a can of juice, to which he agrees, reminding that he said ANYTHING to have Sonic return to his dungeon.

Part 2(2009)

The King and Snake encounter the Gate to the Multiverse, a central recurring location throughout the series, laying out for them all eight of the realms they will have to conquer on their Shit-feeding quest. They first choose to enter the realm of Dieman(played by Ganon), crash landing next to his castle withing close range of Mama Luigi, who is sent falling for hours. Snake observes that the area is "crawling with NOTHING", and the King, who knows Dieman as an old and well-battled rival of his, assures him that he tends to stay "cooped up in his castle all day", suggesting to him that he protects himself. He calls up Link, who is in the process of attempting to saw Zelda in half, and requests to talk to Zelda, asking Link off to the side if he wouldn't truly marry a panther. With Zelda on the phone, the King momentarily forgets what he planned to request, but upon drinking punch, explains to Zelda that he plans to make Dieman eat his shit for dinner and that he wishes for Zelda to do Everything for him, apathetic to her concerns for her well-being. Zelda turns to Impa in desperation, who is in the restroom at that exact moment, leading Zelda to run off in protest. While all this is occurring, Snake engages in a long-distance "box call" with Otocon, which apparently ends in a way that disgusts the latter.

The King and Snake are momentarily met by a laughing Baby Daisy, causing the King to mention that this will take Zelda a while. Soon after, Zelda appears, and the King promptly throws her through the front door of Dieman's castle. Dieman appears before her, at which point Zelda begins a long array of confounding distractions (most of them involving music) while dodging Dieman's occasional lightening strikes.

Just at that moment, Metal Gear Mark II shows up as a means for Otocon to communicate more directly in person with Snake, offering him a 3 Musketeers candy bar. The King, Snake, and Otocon spend much of the next several minutes dicking around outside, before the King punches a tree with oversized fruit, causing an oddly normal sized fruit to fall out into his mouth. The King spits it out due to its revolting taste, and it reveals itself to be APPLELORD, COFFEE ADDICTED FLOATING MONITOR, the first Mini-Boss encountered by the King. Initially devastating the King with fireballs, bombs, sawblades and a thwomp, the King begins to gain the upperhand when he smashes APPLELORD into the Thwomp's face. Snake witnesses the battle from a distance, and promptly fires a rocket towards APPLELORD, destroying it immediately. Zelda is at that very moment ejected from Dieman's Castle, and Dieman, with his ire fully provoked, now appears to personally confront the King, and battle commences.

Dieman first sends his many minions towards the King, including Like Like, Rope, Chu Chu, Octoroks, Tektites, Leevers too, Dodongo, a Redead, the Stupidest Moblin, and The Darknut, many of which the King initially defeats by punching or by scaring away, aquiring Green Chu Jelly and a Wooden Shield in the process. Link briefly reappears to eat the Octorok, a bomb is used to destroy the Dodongo, the Stupidest Moblin kills itself, and the Triforce of Courage is used to overcome the Redead. The Darknut proves to be a much tougher enemy, as its armor is invulnerable to the King's punch attacks. The King is knocked down to only 12 HP by his charged sword attack, before Otocon appears to give the King a new weapon: the Dinner Blaster. The King uses this to defeat The Darknut in one swift blow, at which point Dieman himself, at a towering 9015 HP, approaches the King.

True to Dieman's original game of origin, he is invulnerable to all attacks, as even the Dinner Blaster is useless against him. Thankfully, the Triforce of Courage protects the King from getting destroyed by Dieman's attack, allowing him to hang on in battle. Otocon, referring to the Dinner Blaster as "small arms" suggests that "a large caliber weapon oughta do the trick", giving the King the Machine Gun. The King promptly chucks the Machine Gun at Dieman, and defeats him in a single hit, sealing him away inside of a book wrapped in chains. The King gains a new power-up, the DIEBOLT, allowing him to summon a massive lightening strike that obliterates the ground before him. Victorious, the shit-feeding fellowship takes off, now joined by Otocon, who prefers to not to travel by box, jumping out of it at 10,000 feet in the air. Snake and the King come to a sudden shocking realization: they forgot to make Dieman eat the King's Shit.

Meanwhile, back on the Planet Mobius, Scratch acquires the manga omnibus of Azumanga Daioh!, and he and Grounder proceed to amuse themselves reading it while Dr. Robotnik obsesses over his new prison, which he has dubbed Robotnik's Beautiful Love Resort. Upon witnessing their distracted attention upon what he deems a "comic book", he promptly swipes it from them and glares at its contents. He finds himself immediately stricken with the character of Koyomi Mizuhara, putting on Percy Sledge's "When a Man Loves a Woman" on his record player to accompany him as he dives deeper into his newly appropriated property. His fantasies are abruptly cut short when he encounters Tomo alongside her in many frames and artworks throughout the omnibus, revealing at that moment that he had made her his secret agent and head of the SSSSS squad "one minute ago".

Part 3(2010)

Link comments on how boring it has gotten around Hyrule castle, leading to an incredulous reaction when the King is not there to follow up with his famous line. Zelda returns from having faced Dieman, in which Link immediately grabs his sword and charges to cut down Zelda. He is interrupted by Gwonam, who informs Link that it is time to look at the birds, and elaborates that his presence is due to his house undergoing extensive fumigation. Gwonam and Zelda devolve into a heated and intense arguement, while Link wonders alone about the whereabouts of the King.

In the warpspace of the multiverse, the King is amusing himself by uttering dinner into the echoey void that surrounds him and Snake, and reinstates his goal to make the people eat his Shit. His and Snakes next target is Shinenzuman (played by Black Shadow) and the King orders Snake to send Zelda if he is not heard from in a month. The King arrives right as Shinenzuman is about to be obliterated by Captain Falcon's Falcon Punch, and is unable to get either of their attention about his Shit before being sent flying into deep space from the impact of the resulting galactic explosion, killing both Falcon and Shinenzuman. This registers as an automatic win for the King, and he gains a new power-up in the form of Shinenzuman's racer, the BLACK BULL. Howver, the King is incredibly distraught by his failure to now make two people eat his shit. Snake gives him some hard wisdom in support, and the King regains his confidence.

Their third target becomes Otakuwoman (played by Konata Izumi), much to the apparent ruluctance of Snake, her domain being in the anime version of Japan. The King quite nearly lands of Mama Luigi a second time, who reacts in a very pissed off New Yorker way at him. Coincidentally, Otakuwoman is close by, but a clear language barrier presents itself between the Japanese-speaking Otakuwoman and the English-Speaking King. Snake has him equipped with an automatic translator, but upon returning, nighttime has fallen, and Otakuwoman is nowhere to be seen. Mama Luigi floats by, having acquired a Magic Balloon. The King makes his way through a cemetery filled with monsters, making use of his newly acquired attacks from his previous victories to do so. The King finds Konata and her three friends, Tsukasa and Kagami Hiiragi, and Miyuki Takara, soon to become an important character later in the series, as daylight comes again. The King promptly announces to them his plan to make them eat his Shit, upon which they have a long, in depth conversation about the culinary attributes of Shit, or lack thereof, much to the irritation of the King, who can now understand their conversation. He becomes more assertive, claiming that as the King of Hyrule, he can make them scrub all the floors in hell. With all four girls now clearly annoyed at his presence and subject matter, Konata steps foreward and firmly strikes the King against a structure, revealing considerable strength. She then produces a Nintendo DSi, traps the King inside of it, and proceeds to torment him with many drawing mechanisms that come to life inside of the Pictochat prison the King finds himself trapped in. Among these drawings is SCATTERBRAIN, DISEMBODIED MASTER OF QUESTIONABLE ATTACK MANEUVERS, the second Mini-Boss the King faces. Many of SCATTERBRAIN's attacks are also fireball based, but also involve many other kinds of projectiles, all of which initially devastate the King and make himsustain heavy damage. At one point, stars are circling the King's head, with one of the stars manifesting into a Starman, which grants the King invincibility, to the complete surprise of both SCATTERBRAIN and Konata. The King then proceeds to make short work of SCATTERBRAIN, finishing him off with the BLACK BULL, then delivering a very pissed off punch to Konata's face from inside the DSi. She responds by shutting her DSi away in her case, and her and her friends go to eat some cake.

A month passes, at which point, Snake follows the King's earlier instructions and attempts to contact Zelda. At Hyrule castle, Link is about to crush Zelda with a giant copy of Twilight before his ringtone sounds off at an ear-splitting volume. Snake is on the other side, furiously demanding who Link is and where Zelda went, something that Link now wonders too. Gwonam returns on his carpet and informs Link that it is now time to eat the most Dangerous of PANCAKES at IHOP. Zelda reappears wanting to eat too, but is turned down by Gwonam, who specifies the invitation is meant for only Link. As they leave, a distraught Zelda goes to watch videos on her laptop of girls on webcam eating bread to make themselves hiccup. Snake, frustrated at Zelda's apparent non-presence, decides to take matters into his own hands, and transports himself into the realm of Otakuwoman. In the morning before class starts, Konata turns her DSi back on, and continues drawing around the King, who proceeds to (mostly) make short work of all of her new creations, refusing to relent. Konata is suddenly met with a Falcon Punch and a Falcon Kick from Snake and Otocon respectively, miraculously surviving both. They demand where the King is being kept with guns drawn on her, but Konata unleashes her MIKURU BEAM upon them, wreaking absolute havoc. Otocon, who is thorough in the knowledge of Japanese Animes, reveals Konata to be a dangerous entity bent on world domination, and with the power to make it possible. Snake notices Konata's DSi, and before he can question her on it, Otocon unleashes a storm of bombs, blowing himself, Snake, Konata, Tsukasa, Kagami and Miyuki into the Planet Mobius dimension, finding themselves landing not far away from Dr. Robotnik's Fortress. Konata's DS lands on the ground, and the King cries out for help from inside it, with Snake responding in reassurance to him. Konata wagers with Snake that only she can use the DSi and free the King and only she will, unless Snake can beat her in a pokemon battle.

A pokemon battle ensues, with Konata casting Caterpie and Snake casting his only pokemon, an Octorok. Octorok defeats Caterpie easily with a rock throw, and Konata's next pokemon cast is Slowpoke. Otocon shows up to grant Snake one extra pokemon, a Metal Gear Rex, which makes pathetically short work of Slowpoke after it takes too long to attack. Konata's next pokemon cast is Crabby, who is also easily defeated despite managing to damage Rex just by blowing bubbles. However, Konata's final pokemon cast is MOARBID KRABS, who's extremely powerful Death Beam wipes out Metal Gear Rex, forcing Snake to have to use Octorok once more. MOARBID KRABS responds by "EAT[ING IT] ALL ALIIIIIIIIIIIIVE", and Snake suffers a crushing, humiliating defeat.

Konata is about to seal the deal and trap Snake inside her DS alongside the King, but is shocked to realize it is not in her hands. She turns to see Kagami messing around joyously and mischievously with it, until it is run over by a passing-by Sonic the Hedgehog and split in half and freeing the King at last. This causes evil demonic spirits to awaken from underground and nearly suck Konata away into the dark underworld, until Konata simply says "No" and they retreat from whence they came. She then pulls out a pokeball is a possible substitute, but is then suddenly over by a passing vehicle, resulting in her final defeat. The King gains the MIKURU BEAM as his third acquired power-up as a consolation. The vehicle that struck Konata is revealed to be driven by Scratch, Grounder and Coconuts, initially in pursuit of Sonic, until their failure is fully realized. Upon seeing the King however, the approach him with the intent to arrest him, and an Earthbound style battle ensues(with the SSSSS Squad cued in musically as "Otherworldly Opponants").

Coconuts is defeated swiftly in one hit with a basic attack, but his sprite remains onscreen. Scratch does not attack, and only refuses to believe his eyes when Coconuts falls. Grounder mostly becomes confused and powers up his drills, and is defeated both by the King's DIEBOLT and by himself. Scratch grabs the two fallen robots and flees, with the King gaining 1337 XP points. This all catches the attention of Robotnik himself, who now appears on screen as part of the main plot for the first time. He berates his robots for again losing Sonic, who accuse the King of getting in the way of the operation. At this point, Tomo arrives flying in a brand new Robo-Battleship and operating a battlemech suit very excitedly. She restates her desired reward for catching Sonic, and engages him head-on in battle when he conveniently approaches at that moment. They battle day and night, apparently unable to gain a clear upper hand on either side, until Tomo's mech is suddenly seen in pieces and self destructs. In a fiery rage, Tomo charges at Sonic with her bare hands, who moves out of the way and results in her instead charging at and colliding with the King, causing them to both plummet to the depths of the ocean. Robotnik, Scratch, Grounder, Kagami, Tsukasa, Myuki, Snake (who finds himself surrounded uncomfortably by the previous three) and Otocon are at odds for what to do next, and all collectively decide to wait it out on land, even joined by Sonic.

The King and Tomo engage in an intense battle on the Seabed, and items periodically spawn during the brawl. Tomo's attacks are based off of Sonic's physical attacks, and are also heavily focused around Bullet Bill fire and whirlwinds, two many of which causes her to become stunned out of dizzyness. The King throws an item capsule at her concealing a roulette coin which spins three Scrow Bells, causing a bell to ring that turns the King into a Scarecrow, leaving him open to heavy sustained damage. A health kit item restores the King to his original form and heals him, and he deals some punches to Tomo, nearly hits her with the DIEBOLT, and then successfully with the MIKURU BRAM, knocking her down to almost empty HP. Two item capsules are opened, one containing a roulette coin and the other containing a KFC Bumper Bucket. Tomo nabs the coin and spins a jackpot, granting her 9042 additional credits. She then spins Balloon Party, dealing the King a giant balloon explosion, Watermelonia, dealing the King damage via a watermelon stampede, a chocolate river based attack, a three cherries attack, and then spins Robotnikleback, causing a giant gold statue of Robotnik to crush her, depleting the last of her HP and defeating her. However, she is not finished with the King yet, despite his pleas to talk things over instead of fighting. Back on the surface, the remaining characters are kicking back and relaxing around a campfire. Snake and Otocon are fishing, while Coconuts discovers a hive of bees in a nearby bush, which promptly wisks its way into the ocean. the King is pulled up by Otocon's fishing line, while Tomo faces the full wrath of the bees. Robotnik and his robots flee in embarrassment, with a caged Sonic in tow. They accidentally drop a chaos emerald as they depart, which is obtained by Otocon.

The King is reduced to tears as he has still failed, even once, to make just one person eat his Shit. Myuki approaches the King and informs him of the Lucky Channel, and the King returns to Anime Japan and forces his way into the station, now clearly desperate. He creates his diabolical concoction by defecating beautifully into a water bottle, and forced it into the hands of Lucky Channel's host and forces her to drink it under threat of death. Creeped out beyond belief, she does so with intense reluctance, and almost immediately spits it out, declaring it to be absolutely delicious. The King's Shit becomes an absolute sensation, and at long last, the King has finally succeeded.

Back at Robotnik's Fortress, Robotnik is tormented in his private chambers by the dark forboding and ear-splitting music of his anthropomorphic pipe organ robot, who he wants to help him write a song for Koyomi Mizuhara, his afore-mentioned love interest. The organ displays unrelenting jealosy towards the attention of his master being drawn to somewhere else, and gaslights Robotnik by claiming that she is not real. Robotnik counters that her friend Tomo is in his SSSSS Squad, and coincidentally wonders why she is late in returning to the fortress. The organ continues attempting to manipulate him by claiming that Tomo has abandoned him, and taunts him with song and luminescent green music-based attacks. Robotnik throws a chest at the organ, telling it to "GET OUT OF LIFE", and destroys it in the process, upon which Scratch reports that Sonic has just escaped. When Scratch then asks about what is to be done with Tsukasa and Kagami, Robotnik simply replies, quoting TheChairman45, to simply "fuck them". Robotnik then heads to the bar, waited by his associate BAGELMAN, where word and distribution of the King's Shit, sold as a trendy imported Japanese Drink, has reached. Robotnik turns down an offer to try one in disgust, and instead orders a pie-flavored ICEE, which he spits out, claiming that it tastes like papaya.