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McDonalds is a fast-food resturant, as widespread across Earth as Star<s>fucks</s>bucks, founded in 1953, by the McDonald brothers. They have [[delicious]] Chicken Nuggets and [[Cheeseburger|burgers]], and the resturant is notorious for making people [[fat]]. [[Robotnik]], [[Yoshi]], and [[Uncle Phil]] are some of the most common customers there; [[Froggo]] being the MOST common. [[King Koopa]] works there, only earning very low-wages, and now works [[over 9000]] hours a day. [[King Harkinian|Some crazy asshole]] burnt one down while [[Oogtar|Some guy nobody likes]] was eating there, killing [[Oogtar|it]] in the process.
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McDonalds is a fast-food resturant, as widespread across Earth as Star<s>fucks</s>bucks. They have [[delicious]] Chicken Nuggets and [[Cheeseburger|burgers]], and the resturant is notorious for making people [[fat]]. [[Robotnik]], [[Yoshi]], and [[Uncle Phil]] are some of the most common customers there; [[Froggo]] being the MOST common. [[King Koopa]] works there, only earning very low-wages, and now works [[over 9000]] hours a day. [[King Harkinian|Some crazy asshole]] burnt one down while [[Oogtar|Some guy nobody likes]] was eating there, killing [[Oogtar|it]] in the process.
 
  
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Recently, some Liberal [[Vega]]n [[ass]] made a documentary called "[[Shit|Supersize Me]]", where he ate McDonalds daily for 30 days, and nearly [[die]]d. The problem with his douchy experient was that he is a [[pussy]] vegan, and he doesn't properly represent the average [[America]]n, who can handle the fat of McDonalds (the vegan douche's body isn't used to the fat, and cannot handle it well). Indeed, in the same documentary, there was a Big Mac enthusiast that only ate Big Macs, and wasn't even close to fat.
 
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[[Retard|PETA]] is also known for douchily protesting McDonalds.
 
  
 
They also make shitty [[Transformers]]. Case in point: [http://tfwiki.net/w2/images2/b/b1/Jtftmop2.jpg Optimus Prime].
 
They also make shitty [[Transformers]]. Case in point: [http://tfwiki.net/w2/images2/b/b1/Jtftmop2.jpg Optimus Prime].
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*Mac Tonight (Not to be confused with Moon Man; Mac Tonight's racist clone)
 
*Mac Tonight (Not to be confused with Moon Man; Mac Tonight's racist clone)
 
*Sundae (Ronald McDonald's dog, only appears in [[The Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald]])
 
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==Trivia==
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*Actually entered the [[Soviet Union]], in 1990.
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*Attempted to sell [[pizza]] in 1990.
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*Infamously created a disastrous advertising campaign for the 1984 Summer Olympics in [[California|Los Angeles]]. In said campaign, free Big Macs were given for each gold medal received by the [[United States|U.S. Olympic team]], based on a scratch card. However, more Big Macs were given away than expected, due to the [[Soviet Union]] and the [[Communists|Warsaw Pact]] boycotting the 1984 Olympics, costing the company loads of [[money]].
 
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[[Category:Angry Video Game Nerd]]

Latest revision as of 06:37, 23 September 2017

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This article refers to either a food found in Youtube Poop, or an article related to food. Either way, it sure is delicious. MMMMMMMMMM, food!


McDonalds is a fast-food resturant, as widespread across Earth as Starfucksbucks, founded in 1953, by the McDonald brothers. They have delicious Chicken Nuggets and burgers, and the resturant is notorious for making people fat. Robotnik, Yoshi, and Uncle Phil are some of the most common customers there; Froggo being the MOST common. King Koopa works there, only earning very low-wages, and now works over 9000 hours a day. Some crazy asshole burnt one down while Some guy nobody likes was eating there, killing it in the process.


They also make shitty Transformers. Case in point: Optimus Prime.

McDonalds is one of numerous sponsors of the Olympics, among which include Coca-Cola and the National Broadcasting Company (NBC).

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ITS HAPPENING AGAAAAAIN!!!!!!!!

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Mascots/Characters That Appear in Their Advertisements[edit]

Trivia[edit]

  • Actually entered the Soviet Union, in 1990.
  • Attempted to sell pizza in 1990.
  • Infamously created a disastrous advertising campaign for the 1984 Summer Olympics in Los Angeles. In said campaign, free Big Macs were given for each gold medal received by the U.S. Olympic team, based on a scratch card. However, more Big Macs were given away than expected, due to the Soviet Union and the Warsaw Pact boycotting the 1984 Olympics, costing the company loads of money.
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