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| − | The number that comes before three, but after [[one]]. It is not directly before [[4|four]], despite several theories to the contrary made by [[King Harkinian]]. | + | The number that comes before three, but after [[one]]. Two can be as bad as [[one]]' it's the loneliest number after number [[one]]. |
| + | It is not directly before [[4|four]], despite several theories to the contrary made by [[King Harkinian]]. | ||
Two is mentioned frequently by characters from [[CD-i]] games, including [[Link]], [[King Harkinian|the King]], and [[Zelda]]. Elsewhere, two has significance as the number that allows people to identify things as a sequel, such as Ghostbusters 2, Super Mario Bros. 2, and [[Sonic]] 2. | Two is mentioned frequently by characters from [[CD-i]] games, including [[Link]], [[King Harkinian|the King]], and [[Zelda]]. Elsewhere, two has significance as the number that allows people to identify things as a sequel, such as Ghostbusters 2, Super Mario Bros. 2, and [[Sonic]] 2. | ||
Revision as of 00:58, 7 November 2019
The number that comes before three, but after one. Two can be as bad as one' it's the loneliest number after number one. It is not directly before four, despite several theories to the contrary made by King Harkinian.
Two is mentioned frequently by characters from CD-i games, including Link, the King, and Zelda. Elsewhere, two has significance as the number that allows people to identify things as a sequel, such as Ghostbusters 2, Super Mario Bros. 2, and Sonic 2.
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There are two pictures on the right and two man boobs here.
- King Harkinian "I'm going 2 Gamelon, 2 aid him.
- Zelda "Go 2 Gamelon, and find my father!"
- Link "I just wonder what Ganon's up 2!"
- Link "Great! I can't wait 2 bomb some dodongos!"
- Mama Luigi "Well, it all started when Mario, The Princess, and I went 2 Dinosaur World for a vacation!"
- Doc Louis "Hey Mac Baby, wait here! I'm going 2 get you a chocolate bar!! Ha, Ha! I'm just kidding; I think I'll get one for me."
- Arthur "I told you, NOT 2 TOUCH IT!"
- Optimus Prime "Strike two!" (hits himself in the head)
- Hoagie Gilligan (his codename is Numbuh 2)
- The Funky Fisherman ("Five, four, three... 2... one!")
- Number 2, Dr. Evil's right-hand man, and a successful businessman.
- Apple (their first massively successful product was the Apple ][.)
There was also some video on teh internets involving two girls, a cup, and some other pretty sick shit.
