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|name=Hartman | |name=Hartman | ||
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|shows=Full Metal Jacket | |shows=Full Metal Jacket | ||
|sex=Male | |sex=Male | ||
| − | |age= | + | |age= |
|nationality=American | |nationality=American | ||
| − | |occupation=Drill Sergeant | + | |occupation=U.S. Marine Corps Drill Sergeant |
|played by= R. Lee Emery | |played by= R. Lee Emery | ||
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| − | Gunnery Sergeant Hartman was | + | Gunnery Sergeant Hartman was the [[United States]] Marine Corps drill seargent in the movie ''Full Metal Jacket''. He is most famous for yelling at, [[Fuck|curs]][[Shit|ing]] at, and making fun of his recruits, and generally making their lives a living [[hell]], in order to make them in to proper Marines. |
| − | == | + | He was shot and killed by [[Fat|Pvt. Gomer Pyle]] in a state of [[:Category:Mentally Unstable|mental instability]], who then proceeeded to [[Suicide|blow his own brains out]] with his [[Gun|M-14]]. |
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| + | ==Quotes== | ||
| + | *"WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, NUMB[[Balls|NUTS]]?" | ||
| + | *"Bullshit I can't hear you. Sound off like you got a pair!" | ||
| + | *"WHY YOU LITTLE MAGGOT, YOU MAKE ME WANNA VOMIT!" | ||
| + | *"Do you suck dicks?" | ||
| + | *"Holy dog shit. [[Texas]]? Only steers and [[Gay|queers]] come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks? | ||
| + | *"Who said that? WHO THE FUCK JUST SAID THAT!? WHO'S THE SLIMY LITTLE [[communist|COMMUNIST]] [[shit|SHIT]], TWINKLE-TOED [[Penis|COCK]][[Gay|SUCKER]] DOWN HERE WHO JUST SIGNED HIS OWN [[Die|DEATH]] WARRANT!?" | ||
| + | *"What have we got here, a [[fuck]]ing comedian?" | ||
| + | *"You got a [[war]] [[face]]! AAAAAAAAHH! That's a war face, let me see your war face!" | ||
| + | *"I don't like the name [[Larry Koopa|Lawrence]], only [[faggot]]s and [[User:Yoshit|sailors]] are called Lawrence. From now on you're [[Fat|Gomer Pyle]]." | ||
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| + | [[Category:Militaristic People]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Dead]] | ||
Revision as of 22:11, 1 January 2012
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman was the United States Marine Corps drill seargent in the movie Full Metal Jacket. He is most famous for yelling at, cursing at, and making fun of his recruits, and generally making their lives a living hell, in order to make them in to proper Marines.
He was shot and killed by Pvt. Gomer Pyle in a state of mental instability, who then proceeeded to blow his own brains out with his M-14.
Quotes
- "WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, NUMBNUTS?"
- "Bullshit I can't hear you. Sound off like you got a pair!"
- "WHY YOU LITTLE MAGGOT, YOU MAKE ME WANNA VOMIT!"
- "Do you suck dicks?"
- "Holy dog shit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
- "Who said that? WHO THE FUCK JUST SAID THAT!? WHO'S THE SLIMY LITTLE COMMUNIST SHIT, TWINKLE-TOED COCKSUCKER DOWN HERE WHO JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRANT!?"
- "What have we got here, a fucking comedian?"
- "You got a war face! AAAAAAAAHH! That's a war face, let me see your war face!"
- "I don't like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on you're Gomer Pyle."
