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==History==
 
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===Darkscrub (2007)===
 
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Before AbsoluteBillion was, well, AbsoluteBillion, he went under the internet alias ''"Darkscrub,"'' who at this point in his life figured he'd try his hand at making shitty art on dA. This phase went out very quickly, as he soon came upon the astounding realization that his shit was indeed shitty.
 
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He first discovered Youtube Poop sometime in August of 2007 while on the Hotel Mario page of Uncyclopedia, and found one of [[Bobomb99]]'s poops on the article. He became hooked instantly.
 
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[[Image:Steveburns.jpg|thumb|250px|right|Billion circa 2020<small>[citation needed]</small>]]
 
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In November he fired up [[Windows Movie Maker]] in an attempt to make some of his own videos, and made three horrid poops. They only relied on cliche [[Sentence Mixing]] and mostly [[CD-i]]. After WMM crashed on him for the umpteenth time, he got tired of it and stopped. Around this time he started lurking the forums and got a feel for Youtube Poop more than beyond the cliche-ridden surface. His opinions hardened, and he was ready to start again. As this happened, Darkscrub was abandoned for not only being a rather shameful part of his history but also that he sounded like a huge [[Legend of Zelda]] fanboy with it. The account was officially closed on April 2008 and no trace of its videos exist anymore.
 
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===AbsoluteBillion (Jan. 2008 - Present)===
 
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Born from the charred remains of Darkscrub, ''AbsoluteBillion'' was a hardened young warrior. Equipped with Sony Vegas he made his first video live on January 23, 2008, posting it on the forums the same day. His video was well-received, and even though he finds it a shameful work it served as what would become his style of pooping: [[King Harkinian|Striving for]] a wide variety of sources, it has made him far more popular than he deserves. He has since popularized the use of [[Blue's Clues]] as a source and has earned over 1000 subscribers in his first year of pooping.
 
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AbsoluteBillion would head through times both good and bad but nonetheless persist. There were months where nothing would be made at all, and then there were periods of plentiful pooping. He tried his hand at tennis towards the beginning of his time but soon grew bored with it. (This would re-surge later and result in the formation of "TyphloidFever") Eventually he stopped caring much about what anyone thought of his videos and just started making whatever he felt like. How he's been able to attain so many subscribers is beyond him.
 
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===TyphloidFever (Nov. 2010 - Present)===
 
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''TyphloidFever'' became AbsoluteBillion's [[Youtube Poop Tennis|tennis]] alt, but before I can tell you ''that'' story I must tell you ''this'' story...
 
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Back in 2000, Billion and Typhlosion were the best of bros. Typhlosion was Billion's favorite Pokemon in Pokemon Gold after all. However in the following years his interest in Pokemon was suppressed and it eventually waned. Though it slowly trickled back to him towards the end of the decade. One day, Billion ended up setting his nostalgia goggles to ''well-done'' and he fell into a trance. In this trance he was in a black void, with a Typhlosion standing in front of him. The Typhlosion said to him "Have you forgotten about me? Have you forgotten who you truly are?" and gripped his wrist. Billion felt a searing pain go through him as Typhlosion's grip burned his arm, which trickled up until his entire body was aflame.
 
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When Billion came to, he found that he was now a Typhlosion, and he said out loud  "I KNOW WHAT I MUST DO!" and he proceeded to burn down his house with his fire-breath before setting off on sexy world conquest. The end!
 
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Not really, he just thought that it'd be funny to make a play on words with his favorite Pokemon and the disease "typhoid fever" and made that his tennis alt after getting back into tennis. He's also equipped with ''Thunder Punch'', just to let you know.
 
  
 
==Youtube Poop==
 
==Youtube Poop==

Revision as of 14:43, 14 November 2011

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Name: AbsoluteBillion
Real Name: Joe
Sex: Male
Age: 18
Country: USA
Year Started: 2008
Preferred Sources: Anything I can get my hands on
Preferred Methods: Erosion, fast-paced repetition
Preferred Software: Vegas 6

YouTube Account: AbsoluteBillion

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Youtube Poop

First poop seen

THAT'S THAT CREEPY BOWSER'S LAUGH

First poop made

(made on this account at least) William Shatner Torrents the Orange Box

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Poop Listing

Listed in chronological order, and not including Poop Tennis, trap videos, video responses, fillers, or Collab entries.

2008

Video Title Date Time
William Shatner Torrents the Orange Box 1-23 2:53
Makemebad35 Hits a Mailbox 3-27 0:54
It's a Letter From Our Friends! 4-14 2:17
The Scout Goes Sandwich-Jacking 4-21 1:07
John Freeman's Inferno 5-18 1:01
Mansion Luigi 6-01 4:04
Sweet 16 gets Brain-Raped 6-27 1:46
Fred Phelps Dabbles in the Dark Arts 7-03 2:19
LET'S SCAT 7-07 1:13
Hulk Hogan Makes Sweet Love to his Grill 7-14 1:16
There is no Beef 7-25 1:38
MEET THE CAMPER 8-04 1:02
Luigi and Toad have an Emotional Breakdown 8-06 2:41
4-Star Hotel Mario 8-12 1:21
Super Squid 64 8-18 0:43
Ronald McDonald: A Tale of Growing Up 8-20 1:41
The Sandvich Goes Scout-Jacking 9-03 1:08
Grills Gone Wild 9-11 2:20
The Mental Traumatization of a Kid's Show Host 9-25 3:27
Koridian Mythology and Fanfiction 10-09 2:13
Luigi goes missing searching for his brother 10-23 0:43
The Black Licorice Trifecta 10-31 2:54
Clyde's Will and Testimony 11-12 2:40
George contracts a waterborne disease 11-19 1:44
Grylls Gone Wild 12-01 2:11
Bill Cosby Sells his Soul for Pudding 12-15 2:32
Scatovanni: The Musical 12-31 1:20

2009

Video Title Date Time
One Year Later... 1-23 5:23
Koopa Suffers from Hyperthermia 1-29 4:32
Mike Rowe discovers an alternative to male enhancement 2-21 2:06
Coward the Couragely Dog Show 3-07 1:38
Albano + 3-15 1:39
Dong County 4-01 0:55
Hyrulian Mythology and Fanfiction 4-13 1:17
Of Mutts and Men 4-14 2:47
Grilltacular! 5-11 1:59
BLU is Concerned with the Sanctity of their Pizza Party 5-16 1:00
- Albano 5-18 2:54
Bison's Gauntlet 5-28 3:17
A day with the Demolitions Manager of R.E.D. 6-22 0:48
Another day with the Demolitions Manager of R.E.D. 6-26 1:16
Yet another day with the Demolitions Manager of R.E.D. 7-02 1:22
Sun Tzu's "The Art of Yachting" 7-10 1:07
His cuckiness: Big Fat Kicks of Feary 8-04 1:17
Zeldacore 10-13 1:05
Hotel Shatner 11-12 2:30
BUDDY FUCKS OFF 12-25 1:32

2010

Video Title Date Time
Patton's Excellent Adventure 2-07 3:12
Letters From Our Friends 4-01 3:56
The Complete Jake and Billion's Circlejerk-a-Thon 7-14 8:28
Dance Safely! 7-19 1:10
Youtube Poo Poo 7-20 1:32
The Second Coming of Albano 8-13 4:26
Shine On You Crazy Bill - Part I 9-01 1:52
Uhuhuhuh...he said "load"... 11-19 1:24
Samuel L. Jackson's Super Grocery Store Run 12-01 6:50

2011

Video Title Date Time
The Ministry of Lost Clues 1-23 3:28
James LaBrie Devotes His Life to the Study of Waterfowl 1-25 0:34
GryIIs II - Electric-Type Boogaloo 2-15 2:43
The Blue's Clues Collab 3-18 10:06
Mikecraft 3-19 2:10
Ogre and Packmule's Extraordinary Pilgrimage to Mecca 5-07 7:26
god johnny lock the door for once 5-26 1:07
GRYIIIS 6-14 3:31
Poop Talk 7-07 1:03
Shine On You Crazy Bill - Part 2 7-21 1:10
JOHNNY JOYRIDE'S PREDETERMINED JOLLY JOYRIDE 8-14 1:41
Type Floyd Diabetes / Phloid Fever 8-16 2:06
Boys Not Wearing Breeches Continually Violate OSHA Regulations 10-02 1:13
ReLoads 11-03 1:26
Steve Suffers a Shaq Attack 11-05 2:19

Style

Described as "powerpooping" by a fan, a various mix of older more traditional styles to newer, faster-paced and effects-laden methods. I like variety, which reflects in both how I make my video and what I use in it, which may not always appeal to my subscribers but who cares what they think???

Another appropriate way to describe it is not kosher.

Preferred Sources

Pretty much anything, from popular material to more obscure ones.

Preferred Methods

Preferred Tech

  • Sony Vegas 5
  • Sony Vegas 6
  • Sony Vegas Pro 9.0

Dislikes

  • Windows Movie Maker, after 2 months of grueling work with it, I've grown to despise the program, despite a lot of people doing quite well with it. People also need to accept that even with plugins it really isn't that great of a program overall and should stop pointlessly defending it if anyone does that. It's buggy, prone to crashing and you can't do a lot with it. Deal with it.
  • Most fad videos or their responses anyhow; I did a few fad responses around the time I first started pooping, but most require little to no effort, and many try and force it to become a fad.
  • People who take YTP more serious than they should, treating it as though it's some kind of avant-garde "art" or getting into debates over preferences in poop. I haven't taken this shit seriously since 2008 and neither should you!

Reception

Criticism

  • Is very picky about what parts he uses in poops.
  • Contrary to the above line, he often slides in "filler" bits just to add time.
  • Considered a "Nazi" by some.
  • "Please using ear rape in your videos its so annoying and not funny"

Achievements

  • Popularized Blue's Clues as a poop source.
  • Currently has over 2500 subscribers. (Only around 1000 actually watch my videos though)
  • Has more than one million views on his videos combined.

Associates

In Real Life

  • His brother, toadsalsa, who is occasionally seen on the forum, and has only made two poops, but he counts, right?

Online

Poop Tennis

Versus Rounds* Started Ended Additional Notes
Trogdor7190 6 6-02-08 6-09-08 (Tennis Cup - Bracket 1) Won, went onto Bracket 2
The Robotic Robot 6 6-17-08 6-28-08 (Tennis Cup - Bracket 2) Lost
Rillion22 6 8-1-10 9-24-10 The battle of illions, in my first Tennis match in two years.
TheAnnoyingWeaboo 6 12-17-10 1-8-11 TheObnoxiousPokfag vs. TheAnnoyingWeaboo
TheChutley 6 (8) 9-27-10 3-21-11 Starring Glen Tennis (GEDDIT?) and Grum! Also, 5 completed matches!

* - The first number indicates how many rounds were initially planned. Numbers in parentheses indicates how many rounds were actually completed, if there is any difference.

Collabs

Influences

  • Sleep deprivation
  • JakeSteel
  • Terroristx123
  • TheChutley
  • YTPNews1
  • His brother, who sometimes gives him ideas in his videos.
  • Let's just say everything he has ever watched ever and that should save us loads of room.

Fans

Mostly Useless Facts

It could be said that Billion has a case of...Typhloid fever...(YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH)
  • I go by the username Billion on the Youchew forum, if you're willing to bug me there and haven't realized that that AbsoluteBillion fellow is nowhere to be found.
  • Contrary to popular belief I'm not sitting on Capitol Hill.
  • I often suffer short, day-to-week bouts of Poopers Block or extreme laziness where I go completely braindead and can't think of anything to do with a video, but I quickly get over it usually and end up forcing myself through one way or the other.
  • Though I consider myself somewhat of a perfectionist, laziness and impatience generally gets the better of me.
  • My favorite videogame is Team Fortress 2. That's also the only game I play. Ever. No, I don't have any preferred class because anyone who mains one class is a cocktease who refuses to have fun with a game. This is fact, don't argue with me!
  • I've recently become a minor intermediate advanced Pokemaniac somehow. Aside from getting back into the games I've also bought myself a plush of Cyndaquil as well as started a collection of Pokemon figurines. My favorites are Typhlosion and Xatu. What's wrong with me, you may ask? A lot of things of course.
  • My favorite genres of music are 70s/80s and progressive rock/metal and my favorite bands are Dream Theater, Pink Floyd, Yes and Judas Priest. However I generally like anything in the rock spectrum from 60s rock to some extreme metal. Modern rock can go die in a pit somewhere though. Other then that I'm also a fan of Jazz, New Age, and anything orchestral really.
  • While we're still on the subject of music, I've become more and more of a musician within the past year or so. It's only a natural pathway for someone who spends their day editing videos. I started learning how to play the guitar around early 2009 and have started making my own music in FL Studio in my spare time. Most of the songs I've made so far suck and I know as close to zero as you can get in regards to music theory but I'm getting better!
  • While still on the subject of creativity, I use Garry's Mod to make silly Gmod videos and upload them to my alt account, assuming I actually ever finish them.

Links

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