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*He is the Emperor of Eavesdropping, a title he obtained in 1984 at the age of 4, after the previous Emperor of Eavesdropping [[die]]d of unknown causes. | *He is the Emperor of Eavesdropping, a title he obtained in 1984 at the age of 4, after the previous Emperor of Eavesdropping [[die]]d of unknown causes. | ||
*Larry's orgasm can cause an earthquake. This has been proven by the OCA (Orgasmic Cum Association). | *Larry's orgasm can cause an earthquake. This has been proven by the OCA (Orgasmic Cum Association). | ||
| − | *He has lung cancer and [[Prostate Cancer]], as well as bladder control problems. | + | *He has lung cancer and [[Ass|Prostate Cancer]], as well as bladder control problems. |
*He is a reincarnated Hauptsturmführer (Captain) of the [[Nazi|SS]] that was hanged at the end of WWII by [[Polish]] [[soldier|troops]]. | *He is a reincarnated Hauptsturmführer (Captain) of the [[Nazi|SS]] that was hanged at the end of WWII by [[Polish]] [[soldier|troops]]. | ||
*Is currently a follower of the [[Yoshi#Legal_Issues_.26_Politics|Yoshi regime]]. | *Is currently a follower of the [[Yoshi#Legal_Issues_.26_Politics|Yoshi regime]]. | ||
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*His favourite cl[[ass]] in [[Team Fortress 2]] is the [[Spy]]. | *His favourite cl[[ass]] in [[Team Fortress 2]] is the [[Spy]]. | ||
*He can't tell the difference between [[Luigi]] and [[Weegee]]. | *He can't tell the difference between [[Luigi]] and [[Weegee]]. | ||
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*That's a relief...if it was pesky plumbers, we'd REALLY be in trouble. | *That's a relief...if it was pesky plumbers, we'd REALLY be in trouble. | ||
*I am the [[Spy|emperor of eavesdropping]]! | *I am the [[Spy|emperor of eavesdropping]]! | ||
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*GET HIM DOWN!! NOW!!! | *GET HIM DOWN!! NOW!!! | ||
*You think those Dodos would've learned from me! | *You think those Dodos would've learned from me! | ||
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Latest revision as of 14:35, 2 November 2019
This article is filed under Characters.Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa is one of King Koopa's sons.
Personality[edit]
You know it's Larry if he's...
- Plotting Mario and Luigi's downfall.
- Telling Monty Moles to stand there.
- Hanging out with a Koopa with a
pinkpurple shell with sunglasses named Roy Koopa. - He is a poseur.
- His erection lasts more than 4 hours.
- Humping football players.
- Raping the floor.
- Eavesdropping
- Saying "Cum" over and over.
- Gushing about his shiny eyelids.
Larry being stupid and happy.
Dislikes[edit]
- The Mario Brothers
- Hollywood
- John Lennon
- Some grandma
- The Princess
- The Cave People
- Bowser Jr
- Lemmy
- Communists (much to Lemmy's dismay)
- Jews
- Non-aryans
- The fact that he wasn't in any Mario sports game but Monty Mole was.
Liked By[edit]
- King Koopa
- Ludwig Von Koopa
- Adolf Hitler
- Benito Mussolini
- The National Social German Worker's Party
- Shigeru Miyamoto enough to be in New Super Mario Bros. Wii.
Disliked By[edit]
- Let's just say everyone else and call it a day
Trivia[edit]
- The cheatsy life is lots of fun. LOTS OF FUN.
- His cum apprently looks and feels like snow.
- He claims that he can lick his elbow. This has not yet been proven.
- He appears to have been working with Adolf Hitler.
- He is the Emperor of Eavesdropping, a title he obtained in 1984 at the age of 4, after the previous Emperor of Eavesdropping died of unknown causes.
- Larry's orgasm can cause an earthquake. This has been proven by the OCA (Orgasmic Cum Association).
- He has lung cancer and Prostate Cancer, as well as bladder control problems.
- He is a reincarnated Hauptsturmführer (Captain) of the SS that was hanged at the end of WWII by Polish troops.
- Is currently a follower of the Yoshi regime.
- If the regime takes power, he shall have the position of First Lord of the Treasury.
- Owner of the Chillton Hotel, which is built in a mine full of ice.
- Has been accused of raping The Princess at his Koopa Hotel (The Chilton Hotel). But come on, who wouldn't want to rape her?
- He once saw his sister, Wendy O. having sex with Casanova Koopa. He is currently in therapy because of it.
- His favourite class in Team Fortress 2 is the Spy.
- He can't tell the difference between Luigi and Weegee.
- Owns the Electrodrome, an electronic dance club.
Memorable Quotes[edit]
- AT LAST! My time has come!
- That's a relief...if it was pesky plumbers, we'd REALLY be in trouble.
- I am the emperor of eavesdropping!
- Don't just help him! STAND THERE!
- GET HIM DOWN!! NOW!!!
- You think those Dodos would've learned from me!
- The only way you guys are gonna save the egg is by shopping at the Koopamart!
- Take these prisoners to the dungeon, while we decide what to do with Mr. Koopa's Neighborhood.
