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|name=Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa | |name=Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa | ||
|image=Gopherbash_0006.jpg | |image=Gopherbash_0006.jpg | ||
| − | |shows=Super Mario World | + | |shows=Super Mario Brothers 3, The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, Super Mario World |
| − | | | + | |noaddshows=yes |
| − | | | + | |sex=Yes, please. |
| + | |noaddsex=yes | ||
| + | |dob={{Birth|1980}} | ||
|occupation=Man-whore/Nazi | |occupation=Man-whore/Nazi | ||
|nationality= | |nationality= | ||
| − | |cast= | + | |cast=James Rankin (AoSMB3, SMW cartoon), [[Lemmy Koopa|Lan]][[Wendy O. Koopa|i Min]][[Morton Koopa Jr.|ella]] (New SMB [[Wii]]) |
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'''Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa''' is one of [[King Koopa]]'s sons. | '''Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa''' is one of [[King Koopa]]'s sons. | ||
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===Personality=== | ===Personality=== | ||
| − | You know it's | + | You know it's Larry if he's... |
| − | * Plotting Mario and Luigi's downfall | + | *Plotting Mario and Luigi's downfall. |
| − | * Telling Monty Moles to stand there | + | *Telling Monty Moles to stand there. |
| − | * Hanging out with a Koopa with a pink shell with sunglasses named [[ | + | *Hanging out with a Koopa with a <s>pink</s> purple shell with sunglasses named [[Roy Koopa]]. |
| − | * He is a poseur | + | *He is a poseur. |
| − | * His erection lasts more than 4 hours | + | *His erection lasts more than 4 hours. |
| − | * Humping football players | + | *Humping football players. |
| − | * Raping the floor | + | *Raping the floor. |
| − | * Eavesdropping | + | *Eavesdropping |
| − | *Saying "[[Cum]]" over and over | + | *Saying "[[Cum]]" over and over. |
| − | + | *Gushing about his shiny eyelids. | |
| − | + | [[Image:1190422-larrykoopa_large-1-.jpg|thumb|Larry , after taking a little boy's last dime.]] | |
| − | + | [[Image:Av-3230.gif|frame|right|Larry being stupid and happy.]] | |
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==Dislikes== | ==Dislikes== | ||
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*[[Lemmy]] | *[[Lemmy]] | ||
*[[Communists]] (much to Lemmy's dismay) | *[[Communists]] (much to Lemmy's dismay) | ||
| − | *Jews | + | *[[Jews]] |
*Non-aryans | *Non-aryans | ||
*The fact that he wasn't in any [[Mario]] sports game but Monty Mole was. | *The fact that he wasn't in any [[Mario]] sports game but Monty Mole was. | ||
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==Liked By== | ==Liked By== | ||
*[[King Koopa]] | *[[King Koopa]] | ||
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Ludwig Von Koopa]] |
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Adolf Hitler]] |
*[[Fat|Benito Mussolini]] | *[[Fat|Benito Mussolini]] | ||
*[[Nazi|The National Social German Worker's Party]] | *[[Nazi|The National Social German Worker's Party]] | ||
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==Disliked By== | ==Disliked By== | ||
| − | *Let's just say everyone and call it a day | + | *Let's just say everyone else and call it a day |
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| + | == Trivia == | ||
| + | *The cheatsy life is lots of fun. LOTS OF FUN. | ||
| + | *His cum apprently looks and feels like snow. | ||
| + | *He claims that he can lick his elbow. This has not yet been proven. | ||
| + | *He appears to have been working with [[Hitler|Adolf Hitler]]. | ||
| + | *He is the Emperor of Eavesdropping, a title he obtained in 1984 at the age of 4, after the previous Emperor of Eavesdropping [[die]]d of unknown causes. | ||
| + | *Larry's orgasm can cause an earthquake. This has been proven by the OCA (Orgasmic Cum Association). | ||
| + | *He has lung cancer and [[Ass|Prostate Cancer]], as well as bladder control problems. | ||
| + | *He is a reincarnated Hauptsturmführer (Captain) of the [[Nazi|SS]] that was hanged at the end of WWII by [[Polish]] [[soldier|troops]]. | ||
| + | *Is currently a follower of the [[Yoshi#Legal_Issues_.26_Politics|Yoshi regime]]. | ||
| + | **If the regime takes power, he shall have the position of First Lord of the Treasury. | ||
| + | *Owner of the Chillton Hotel, which is built in a mine full of ice. | ||
| + | *Has been accused of raping [[The Princess]] at his Koopa Hotel (The Chilton Hotel). But come on, who wouldn't want to rape her? | ||
| + | *He once saw his sister, [[Wendy O.]] having [[sex]] with [[Luigi|Casanova Koopa]]. He is currently in therapy because of it. | ||
| + | *His favourite cl[[ass]] in [[Team Fortress 2]] is the [[Spy]]. | ||
| + | *He can't tell the difference between [[Luigi]] and [[Weegee]]. | ||
| + | *Owns the [[Mario Kart|Electrodrome]], an electronic dance club. | ||
==Memorable Quotes== | ==Memorable Quotes== | ||
| − | + | *AT LAST! My time has come! | |
| − | *AT LAST! My time has | ||
*That's a relief...if it was pesky plumbers, we'd REALLY be in trouble. | *That's a relief...if it was pesky plumbers, we'd REALLY be in trouble. | ||
| − | *I am the emperor of | + | *I am the [[Spy|emperor of eavesdropping]]! |
| − | * | + | *Don't just help him! STAND THERE! |
*GET HIM DOWN!! NOW!!! | *GET HIM DOWN!! NOW!!! | ||
*You think those Dodos would've learned from me! | *You think those Dodos would've learned from me! | ||
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*The only way you guys are gonna save the egg is by shopping at the Koopamart! | *The only way you guys are gonna save the egg is by shopping at the Koopamart! | ||
*Take these prisoners to the dungeon, while we decide what to do with Mr. Koopa's Neighborhood. | *Take these prisoners to the dungeon, while we decide what to do with Mr. Koopa's Neighborhood. | ||
| − | [[Category: | + | [[Image:Superpeach-larry1a-1-.gif|right]] |
| + | [[Category:Characters - Appears in The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Characters - Appears in Super Mario World]] | ||
[[Category:Royal Characters]] | [[Category:Royal Characters]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Evil Characters]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Dicks]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Nazis]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Nintendo Characters]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Koopalings]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Criminals]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Reptiles]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Turtles]] | ||
Latest revision as of 14:35, 2 November 2019
This article is filed under Characters.Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa is one of King Koopa's sons.
Personality[edit]
You know it's Larry if he's...
- Plotting Mario and Luigi's downfall.
- Telling Monty Moles to stand there.
- Hanging out with a Koopa with a
pinkpurple shell with sunglasses named Roy Koopa. - He is a poseur.
- His erection lasts more than 4 hours.
- Humping football players.
- Raping the floor.
- Eavesdropping
- Saying "Cum" over and over.
- Gushing about his shiny eyelids.
Larry being stupid and happy.
Dislikes[edit]
- The Mario Brothers
- Hollywood
- John Lennon
- Some grandma
- The Princess
- The Cave People
- Bowser Jr
- Lemmy
- Communists (much to Lemmy's dismay)
- Jews
- Non-aryans
- The fact that he wasn't in any Mario sports game but Monty Mole was.
Liked By[edit]
- King Koopa
- Ludwig Von Koopa
- Adolf Hitler
- Benito Mussolini
- The National Social German Worker's Party
- Shigeru Miyamoto enough to be in New Super Mario Bros. Wii.
Disliked By[edit]
- Let's just say everyone else and call it a day
Trivia[edit]
- The cheatsy life is lots of fun. LOTS OF FUN.
- His cum apprently looks and feels like snow.
- He claims that he can lick his elbow. This has not yet been proven.
- He appears to have been working with Adolf Hitler.
- He is the Emperor of Eavesdropping, a title he obtained in 1984 at the age of 4, after the previous Emperor of Eavesdropping died of unknown causes.
- Larry's orgasm can cause an earthquake. This has been proven by the OCA (Orgasmic Cum Association).
- He has lung cancer and Prostate Cancer, as well as bladder control problems.
- He is a reincarnated Hauptsturmführer (Captain) of the SS that was hanged at the end of WWII by Polish troops.
- Is currently a follower of the Yoshi regime.
- If the regime takes power, he shall have the position of First Lord of the Treasury.
- Owner of the Chillton Hotel, which is built in a mine full of ice.
- Has been accused of raping The Princess at his Koopa Hotel (The Chilton Hotel). But come on, who wouldn't want to rape her?
- He once saw his sister, Wendy O. having sex with Casanova Koopa. He is currently in therapy because of it.
- His favourite class in Team Fortress 2 is the Spy.
- He can't tell the difference between Luigi and Weegee.
- Owns the Electrodrome, an electronic dance club.
Memorable Quotes[edit]
- AT LAST! My time has come!
- That's a relief...if it was pesky plumbers, we'd REALLY be in trouble.
- I am the emperor of eavesdropping!
- Don't just help him! STAND THERE!
- GET HIM DOWN!! NOW!!!
- You think those Dodos would've learned from me!
- The only way you guys are gonna save the egg is by shopping at the Koopamart!
- Take these prisoners to the dungeon, while we decide what to do with Mr. Koopa's Neighborhood.
