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| − | McDonalds is a fast-food resturant, as widespread across Earth as Star<s>fucks</s>bucks. They have [[delicious]] Chicken Nuggets and burgers, and the resturant is notorious for making people [[fat]]. [[Robotnik]], [[Yoshi]], and [[Uncle Phil]] are some of the most common customers there; [[Froggo]] being the MOST common. [[King Koopa]] works there, only earning very low-wages, and now works [[over 9000]] hours a day. [[King Harkinian|Some crazy asshole]] burnt one down while [[Oogtar|Some guy nobody likes]] was eating there, killing [[Oogtar|it]] in the process. | + | {{food}} |
| + | McDonalds is a fast-food resturant, as widespread across Earth as Star<s>fucks</s>bucks, founded in 1953, by the McDonald brothers. They have [[delicious]] Chicken Nuggets and [[Cheeseburger|burgers]], and the resturant is notorious for making people [[fat]]. [[Robotnik]], [[Yoshi]], and [[Uncle Phil]] are some of the most common customers there; [[Froggo]] being the MOST common. [[King Koopa]] works there, only earning very low-wages, and now works [[over 9000]] hours a day. [[King Harkinian|Some crazy asshole]] burnt one down while [[Oogtar|Some guy nobody likes]] was eating there, killing [[Oogtar|it]] in the process. | ||
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| + | They also make shitty [[Transformers]]. Case in point: [http://tfwiki.net/w2/images2/b/b1/Jtftmop2.jpg Optimus Prime]. | ||
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| + | McDonalds is one of numerous sponsors of the [[Olympics]], among which include [[Coca-Cola]] and the National Broadcasting Company (NBC). | ||
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| + | [[Image:MCDONALDSCURSE.png|thumb|right|500px|ITS HAPPENING AGAAAAAIN!!!!!!!!]] | ||
==Common Customers== | ==Common Customers== | ||
*[[Wario]] | *[[Wario]] | ||
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*[[Robotnik]] | *[[Robotnik]] | ||
*[[Yoshi]] | *[[Yoshi]] | ||
| + | *[[King Harkinian]] | ||
| + | *[[The Food Loving King]] | ||
*[[Fat Mario]] | *[[Fat Mario]] | ||
*[[Heavy Weapons Guy]] | *[[Heavy Weapons Guy]] | ||
*[[Billy Mays]] ([[Die|R.I.P.]]) | *[[Billy Mays]] ([[Die|R.I.P.]]) | ||
| − | *[[Tourettes Guy|The Tourettes Guy]] ([[R.I.P.]]) | + | *[[Tourettes Guy|The Tourettes Guy]] ([[Die|R.I.P.]]) |
*[[Uncle Phil]] | *[[Uncle Phil]] | ||
| − | *[[Insane Clown Posse|Violent J of The Insane Clown Posse]] (Mostly eats their double | + | *[[Insane Clown Posse|Violent J of The Insane Clown Posse]] (Mostly eats their double [[cheeseburger]]s.) |
*[[Ronald McDonald]] (Duh!) | *[[Ronald McDonald]] (Duh!) | ||
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| − | + | ==Mascots/Characters That Appear in Their Advertisements== | |
| − | [[Category: | + | *[[Ronald McDonald]] |
| + | **Happy (A <strike> creepy ass </strike> Happy Meal box who replaced [[Ronald McDonald]] in 2014, he is said to be one of [[Satan]]'s minions) | ||
| + | *Grimace | ||
| + | *Birdy the Early Bird | ||
| + | *[[:Category:Criminals|The Hamburglar]] | ||
| + | *[[:Category:Politicians|Mayor McCheese]] | ||
| + | *Officer Big Mac | ||
| + | *Mac Tonight (Not to be confused with Moon Man; Mac Tonight's racist clone) | ||
| + | *Sundae (Ronald McDonald's dog, only appears in [[The Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald]]) | ||
| + | *Various random kids | ||
| + | *Speedee (McDonald's first mascot, before Ronald) | ||
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| + | ==Trivia== | ||
| + | *Actually entered the [[Soviet Union]], in 1990. | ||
| + | *Attempted to sell [[pizza]] in 1990. | ||
| + | *Infamously created a disastrous advertising campaign for the 1984 Summer Olympics in [[California|Los Angeles]]. In said campaign, free Big Macs were given for each gold medal received by the [[United States|U.S. Olympic team]], based on a scratch card. However, more Big Macs were given away than expected, due to the [[Soviet Union]] and the [[Communists|Warsaw Pact]] boycotting the 1984 Olympics, costing the company loads of [[money]]. | ||
| + | [[Category:Angry Video Game Nerd]] | ||
Latest revision as of 07:37, 23 September 2017
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This article refers to either a food found in Youtube Poop, or an article related to food. Either way, it sure is delicious. MMMMMMMMMM, food!
McDonalds is a fast-food resturant, as widespread across Earth as Starfucksbucks, founded in 1953, by the McDonald brothers. They have delicious Chicken Nuggets and burgers, and the resturant is notorious for making people fat. Robotnik, Yoshi, and Uncle Phil are some of the most common customers there; Froggo being the MOST common. King Koopa works there, only earning very low-wages, and now works over 9000 hours a day. Some crazy asshole burnt one down while Some guy nobody likes was eating there, killing it in the process.
They also make shitty Transformers. Case in point: Optimus Prime.
McDonalds is one of numerous sponsors of the Olympics, among which include Coca-Cola and the National Broadcasting Company (NBC).
Common Customers[edit]
- Wario
- Froggo
- Robotnik
- Yoshi
- King Harkinian
- The Food Loving King
- Fat Mario
- Heavy Weapons Guy
- Billy Mays (R.I.P.)
- The Tourettes Guy (R.I.P.)
- Uncle Phil
- Violent J of The Insane Clown Posse (Mostly eats their double cheeseburgers.)
- Ronald McDonald (Duh!)
Mascots/Characters That Appear in Their Advertisements[edit]
- Ronald McDonald
- Happy (A
creepy assHappy Meal box who replaced Ronald McDonald in 2014, he is said to be one of Satan's minions)
- Happy (A
- Grimace
- Birdy the Early Bird
- The Hamburglar
- Mayor McCheese
- Officer Big Mac
- Mac Tonight (Not to be confused with Moon Man; Mac Tonight's racist clone)
- Sundae (Ronald McDonald's dog, only appears in The Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald)
- Various random kids
- Speedee (McDonald's first mascot, before Ronald)
Trivia[edit]
- Actually entered the Soviet Union, in 1990.
- Attempted to sell pizza in 1990.
- Infamously created a disastrous advertising campaign for the 1984 Summer Olympics in Los Angeles. In said campaign, free Big Macs were given for each gold medal received by the U.S. Olympic team, based on a scratch card. However, more Big Macs were given away than expected, due to the Soviet Union and the Warsaw Pact boycotting the 1984 Olympics, costing the company loads of money.
