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==In Boxer==
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==In Brief==
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'''''AbsoluteBillion''''', or '''Billion''' has been a pooper since January 2008, using Sony Vegas for his poops, with 2 months' experience with Windows Movie Maker prior to Vegas. Though his activity has varied over the years, he currently has over 120 videos on his main account.
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AbsoluteBillion has been a pooper since January 2008, using Sony Vegas for his poops, with 2 months' experience with Windows Movie Maker prior to Vegas. He has since made over 50 videos and (thanks to a certain [[Pimpsahoy]]) has an abundance of subscribers.
 
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He also happens to be a moderator on this Wiki. [[No|You were definitely thinking of editing this article and trying to vandalize it until you saw this, weren't you?]]
 
  
 
==History==
 
==History==
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===Darkscrub, and its Untimely Demise===
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===Darkscrub (2007)===
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Before AbsoluteBillion was, well, AbsoluteBillion, he went under the internet alias "Darkscrub."
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Before AbsoluteBillion was, well, AbsoluteBillion, he went under the internet alias ''"Darkscrub,"'' who at this point in his life figured he'd try his hand at making shitty art on dA. This phase went out very quickly, as he soon came upon the astounding realization that his shit was indeed shitty.
  
 
He first discovered Youtube Poop sometime in August of 2007 while on the Hotel Mario page of Uncyclopedia, and found one of [[Bobomb99]]'s poops on the article. He became hooked instantly.
 
He first discovered Youtube Poop sometime in August of 2007 while on the Hotel Mario page of Uncyclopedia, and found one of [[Bobomb99]]'s poops on the article. He became hooked instantly.
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[[Image:Steveburns.jpg|thumb|250px|right|Billion circa 2020<small>['''YOU'RE GONNA BURN, ALRIGHT''']</small>]]
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In November he fired up [[Windows Movie Maker]] in an attempt to make some of his own videos, and made three horrid poops. They only relied on cliche [[Sentence Mixing]] and mostly [[CD-i]]. After WMM crashed on him for the umpteenth time, he got tired of it and stopped. Around this time he started lurking the forums and got a feel for Youtube Poop more than beyond the cliche-ridden surface. His opinions hardened, and he was ready to start again. As this happened, Darkscrub was abandoned for not only being a rather shameful part of his history but also that he sounded like a huge [[Legend of Zelda]] fanboy with it. The account was officially closed on April 2008 and no trace of its videos exist anymore.
  
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In November, he decided to make some of these Youtube Poops, so he fired up [[Windows Movie Maker]] for the first time, and made three horrid poops. They were hardly considered poops. They only relied on sentence-mixing and had no MS Paint edits, but it's not like Movie Maker can do much on its own. Sometime in December, whilst making his fourth poop, after WMM crashed on him for the umpteenth time, he got tired of it and stopped. During the time of his [[Poopers Block|personal poop abyss]], his opinions on Youtube Poop started to change drastically. He started caring less and less of [[Flash Poop]]s, and started finding more traditional, and more obscure poopers. He stumbled onto the forums in November, a little while after starting pooping, but for a few months only lurked.
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===AbsoluteBillion (Jan. 2008 - Present)===
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Born from the charred remains of Darkscrub, ''AbsoluteBillion'' was a hardened young warrior. Equipped with Sony Vegas he made his first video live on January 23, 2008, posting it on the forums the same day. His video was well-received, and even though he finds it a shameful work it served as what would become his style of pooping: [[King Harkinian|Striving for]] a wide variety of sources, it has made him far more popular than he deserves. He has since popularized the use of [[Blue's Clues]] as a source and has earned over 1000 subscribers in his first year of pooping.  
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Finally, he felt the urge to get back on his feet and start over, so he downloaded a trial of Vegas, made a poop, abandoned the name Darkscrub (Because really, it made him sound like a [[Legend of Zelda]] fanboy) in favor of AbsoluteBillion, and then went to the forums to show. It was well-received by many on the forums, including a few veterans of poop.
 
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He has since closed that account and removed all its videos in April of 2008. Supposedly, no trace of them exists anywhere on his PC or on the internet anymore.
 
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===Reformation, Breakdown, and Rejuvenation===
 
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Moving to September 2008, our hero continued making these shit videos for months, until he discovered that many of the Poopisms he was using in most of his works were suddenly being hated.  
 
  
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However, he finally decided that maybe it was time for change. After basically exhausting everything into ear rape in the previous few videos, something new was in order, and that messiah came in the form of a Blue's Clues poop. Though he had already used Blue's Clues once months ago at that time, he decided to have another go with it. The divine abomination became known as ''The Gradual Mental Traumatization of a Kid's Show Host''. The final result was contrasting to his usual style. It had minimal audio and video effects added to it, no ear rape, and focused a bit more on sentence mixing and a few jokes thrown in, combined with the more modern methods of stutter-looping.
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AbsoluteBillion would head through times both good and bad but nonetheless persist. There were months where nothing would be made at all, and then there were periods of plentiful pooping. He tried his hand at tennis towards the beginning of his time but soon grew bored with it. (This would re-surge later and result in the formation of "TyphloidFever") Eventually he stopped caring much about what anyone thought of his videos and just started making whatever he felt like. How he's been able to attain so many subscribers is beyond him.
  
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The result would prove far greater then he originally foretold. At first, it became well-recognized across Youchewpoop, similar to how his first poop was. Word soon spread around about it, and it gained an ample amount of popularity. To the creator's dismay, within a few days, it appeared at the Number 1 spot on the September edition of Pimpsahoy's Top 10 Monthly Moments. Within a month, his subscriber count doubled.
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===TyphloidFever (Nov. 2010 - ???)===
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''TyphloidFever'' became AbsoluteBillion's [[Youtube Poop Tennis|tennis]] alt, based on a wordplay between his favorite Pokemon - Typhlosion - and the disease "typhoid fever". This account was mostly active for a few months after acquiring a bigger-albeit-short-lived interest in Poop Tennis.
  
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===His current whereabouts===
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Since then, his interest in Poop Tennis has largely faded as he grew bored of the more fast-paced, effects-intensive videos and became more focused on making humorous poops like he initially was.
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He was supposedly last seen getting into a taxi in New York, and has yet to be seen since. Rumor is he was also seen in a small town somewhere in Russia a year later.
 
  
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==Youtube Poop==
 
===First poop seen===
 
===First poop seen===
 
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dx5jWtB2a8 THAT'S THAT CREEPY BOWSER'S LAUGH]
 
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dx5jWtB2a8 THAT'S THAT CREEPY BOWSER'S LAUGH]
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''Listed in chronological order, and not including Poop Tennis, [[Traps|trap videos]], video responses, fillers, or Collab entries.''
 
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTeGPbMWa8w William Shatner Torrents the Orange Box]'''
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTeGPbMWa8w William Shatner Torrents the Orange Box]'''
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|1-23-08
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|1-23
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|'''2008'''
 
|2:53
 
|2:53
 
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSGUlBQJx68 Makemebad35 Hits a Mailbox]'''
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSGUlBQJx68 Makemebad35 Hits a Mailbox]'''
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|3-27-08
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|3-27
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|2008
 
|0:54
 
|0:54
 
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVPrNgweXpY It's a Letter From Our Friends!]'''
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVPrNgweXpY It's a Letter From Our Friends!]'''
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|4-14-08
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|4-14
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|2008
 
|2:17
 
|2:17
 
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSjp3AzLH-Q The Scout Goes Sandwich-Jacking]'''
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSjp3AzLH-Q The Scout Goes Sandwich-Jacking]'''
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|4-21-08
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|4-21
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|2008
 
|1:07
 
|1:07
 
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|-
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_dt7N-cIkI John Freeman's Inferno]'''  
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_dt7N-cIkI John Freeman's Inferno]'''  
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|5-18-08
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|5-18
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|2008
 
|1:01
 
|1:01
 
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|-
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNMXpoirr1I Mansion Luigi]'''  
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNMXpoirr1I Mansion Luigi]'''  
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|6-01-08
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|6-01
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|2008
 
|4:04
 
|4:04
 
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|-
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9ZsVVDsFO4 Sweet 16 gets Brain-Raped]'''
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9ZsVVDsFO4 Sweet 16 gets Brain-Raped]'''
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|6-27-08
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|6-27
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|2008
 
|1:46
 
|1:46
 
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|-
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S3T202V5zk Fred Phelps Dabbles in the Dark Arts]'''
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S3T202V5zk Fred Phelps Dabbles in the Dark Arts]'''
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|7-03-08
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|7-03
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|2008
 
|2:19
 
|2:19
 
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|-
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVvEfdg4bmk LET'S SCAT]'''
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVvEfdg4bmk LET'S SCAT]'''
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|7-07-08
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|7-07
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|2008
 
|1:13
 
|1:13
 
|-
 
|-
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vq7PRQrEDaY Hulk Hogan Makes Sweet Love to his Grill]'''
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vq7PRQrEDaY Hulk Hogan Makes Sweet Love to his Grill]'''
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|7-14-08
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|7-14
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|2008
 
|1:16
 
|1:16
 
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|-
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88PT9WukRTw There is no Beef]'''
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88PT9WukRTw There is no Beef]'''
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|7-25-08
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|7-25
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|2008
 
|1:38
 
|1:38
 
|-
 
|-
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd8dYmVlDLo MEET THE CAMPER]'''
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd8dYmVlDLo MEET THE CAMPER]'''
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|8-04-08
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|8-04
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|2008
 
|1:02
 
|1:02
 
|-
 
|-
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwpsBOn9IFU Luigi and Toad have an Emotional Breakdown]'''
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwpsBOn9IFU Luigi and Toad have an Emotional Breakdown]'''
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|8-06-08
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|8-06
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|2008
 
|2:41
 
|2:41
 
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|-
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9xJ1FHM9L4 4-Star Hotel Mario]'''
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9xJ1FHM9L4 4-Star Hotel Mario]'''
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|8-12-08
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|8-12
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|2008
 
|1:21
 
|1:21
 
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|-
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjHWlrnUbN4 Super Squid 64]'''
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjHWlrnUbN4 Super Squid 64]'''
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|8-18-08
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|8-18
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|2008
 
|0:43
 
|0:43
 
|-
 
|-
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc7g1XTUgsI Ronald McDonald: A Tale of Growing Up]'''
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc7g1XTUgsI Ronald McDonald: A Tale of Growing Up]'''
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|8-20-08
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|8-20
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|2008
 
|1:41
 
|1:41
 
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|-
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB98M9ty1BU The Sandvich Goes Scout-Jacking]'''
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB98M9ty1BU The Sandvich Goes Scout-Jacking]'''
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|9-03-08
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|9-03
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|2008
 
|1:08
 
|1:08
 
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgDOrTxkTN0 Grills Gone Wild]'''
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgDOrTxkTN0 Grills Gone Wild]'''
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|9-11-08
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|9-11
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|2008
 
|2:20
 
|2:20
 
|-
 
|-
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpRb4McIxys The Mental Traumatization of a Kid's Show Host]'''
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpRb4McIxys The Mental Traumatization of a Kid's Show Host]'''
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|9-25-08
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|9-25
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|2008
 
|3:27
 
|3:27
 
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|-
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K4wX2yJF7U Koridian Mythology and Fanfiction]'''
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K4wX2yJF7U Koridian Mythology and Fanfiction]'''
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|10-09-08
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|10-09
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|2008
 
|2:13
 
|2:13
 
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|-
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvQQvk7eANw Luigi goes missing searching for his brother]'''
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvQQvk7eANw Luigi goes missing searching for his brother]'''
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|10-23-08
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|10-23
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|2008
 
|0:43
 
|0:43
 
|-
 
|-
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHlrbogQ2YI The Black Licorice Trifecta]'''
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHlrbogQ2YI The Black Licorice Trifecta]'''
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|10-31-08
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|10-31
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|2008
 
|2:54
 
|2:54
 
|-
 
|-
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skAAVOuRVFU Clyde's Will and Testimony]'''
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skAAVOuRVFU Clyde's Will and Testimony]'''
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|11-12-08
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|11-12
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|2008
 
|2:40
 
|2:40
 
|-
 
|-
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVrQOOeDPZk George contracts a waterborne disease]'''
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVrQOOeDPZk George contracts a waterborne disease]'''
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|11-19-08
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|11-19
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|2008
 
|1:44
 
|1:44
 
|-
 
|-
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV9sd8JT-Us Grylls Gone Wild]'''
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV9sd8JT-Us Grylls Gone Wild]'''
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|12-01-08
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|12-01
 +
|2008
 
|2:11
 
|2:11
 
|-
 
|-
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eI8qTiJ3Jo Bill Cosby Sells his Soul for Pudding]'''
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eI8qTiJ3Jo Bill Cosby Sells his Soul for Pudding]'''
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|12-15-08
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|12-15
 +
|2008
 
|2:32
 
|2:32
 
|-
 
|-
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT7E5yPNtkE Scatovanni: The Musical]'''
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT7E5yPNtkE Scatovanni: The Musical]'''
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|12-31-08
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|12-31
 +
|2008
 
|1:20
 
|1:20
 
|-
 
|-
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIR6L952NUw One Year Later...]'''
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIR6L952NUw One Year Later...]'''
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|1-23-09
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|1-23
 +
|'''2009'''
 
|5:23
 
|5:23
 
|-
 
|-
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrpOqHr2CUs Koopa Suffers from Hyperthermia]'''
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrpOqHr2CUs Koopa Suffers from Hyperthermia]'''
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|1-29-09
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|1-29
 +
|2009
 
|4:32
 
|4:32
 
|-
 
|-
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pyvOeHQ6rY Mike Rowe discovers an alternative to male enhancement]'''
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pyvOeHQ6rY Mike Rowe discovers an alternative to male enhancement]'''
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|2-21-09
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|2-21
 +
|2009
 
|2:06
 
|2:06
 
|-
 
|-
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ1U6oGSyGE Coward the Couragely Dog Show]'''
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ1U6oGSyGE Coward the Couragely Dog Show]'''
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|3-07-09
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|3-07
 +
|2009
 
|1:38
 
|1:38
 
|-
 
|-
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qei_YseLHrg Albano +]'''
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qei_YseLHrg Albano +]'''
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|3-15-09
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|3-15
 +
|2009
 
|1:39
 
|1:39
 
|-
 
|-
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-yq--3fmX4 Dong County]'''
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-yq--3fmX4 Dong County]'''
−
|4-01-09
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|4-01
 +
|2009
 
|0:55
 
|0:55
 
|-
 
|-
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXOX2MEgbi8 Hyrulian Mythology and Fanfiction]'''
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXOX2MEgbi8 Hyrulian Mythology and Fanfiction]'''
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|4-13-09
+
|4-13
 +
|2009
 
|1:17
 
|1:17
 
|-
 
|-
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6rSACNJ2lc Of Mutts and Men]'''
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6rSACNJ2lc Of Mutts and Men]'''
−
|4-14-09
+
|4-14
 +
|2009
 
|2:47
 
|2:47
 
|-
 
|-
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG-l0l2LnOk Grilltacular!]'''
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG-l0l2LnOk Grilltacular!]'''
−
|5-11-09
+
|5-11
 +
|2009
 
|1:59
 
|1:59
 
|-
 
|-
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9BMsL3Biyo BLU is Concerned with the Sanctity of their Pizza Party]'''
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9BMsL3Biyo BLU is Concerned with the Sanctity of their Pizza Party]'''
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|5-16-09
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|5-16
 +
|2009
 
|1:00
 
|1:00
 +
|-
 +
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5jxf0No3D8 - Albano]'''
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|5-18
 +
|2009
 +
|2:54
 +
|-
 +
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8uUUkElP-Y Bison's Gauntlet]'''
 +
|5-28
 +
|2009
 +
|3:17
 +
|-
 +
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v15zNGqWIHE A day with the Demolitions Manager of R.E.D.]'''
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|6-22
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|2009
 +
|0:48
 +
|-
 +
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ct1vtGW70c Another day with the Demolitions Manager of R.E.D.]'''
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|6-26
 +
|2009
 +
|1:16
 +
|-
 +
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdsJnKB0jZI Yet another day with the Demolitions Manager of R.E.D.]'''
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|7-02
 +
|2009
 +
|1:22
 +
|-
 +
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqlyoB4xg98 Sun Tzu's "The Art of Yachting"]'''
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|7-10
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|2009
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|1:07
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAA58JtaWNg His cuckiness: Big Fat Kicks of Feary]'''
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|8-04
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|2009
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|1:17
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuEznY65NNs Zeldacore]'''
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|10-13
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|2009
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|1:05
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|-
 +
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQ7CQbvHn1w Hotel Shatner]'''
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|11-12
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|2009
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|2:30
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-GUQsemcG4 BUDDY FUCKS OFF]'''
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|12-25
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|2009
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|1:32
 +
|-
 +
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY5c6qcq_5k Patton's Excellent Adventure]'''
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|2-07
 +
|'''2010'''
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|3:12
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyKq9GlbviA Letters From Our Friends]'''
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|4-01
 +
|2010
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|3:56
 +
|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jWTSkkpGeo The Complete Jake and Billion's Circlejerk-a-Thon]'''
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|7-14
 +
|2010
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|8:28
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|-
 +
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9cswQ_cU70 Dance Safely!]'''
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|7-19
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|2010
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|1:10
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|-
 +
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8zJzJhrGYA Youtube Poo Poo]'''
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|7-20
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|2010
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|1:32
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jijFhUCZplU The Second Coming of Albano]'''
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|8-13
 +
|2010
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|4:26
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|-
 +
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgOwTPAlzJA Shine On You Crazy Bill - Part I]'''
 +
|9-01
 +
|2010
 +
|1:52
 +
|-
 +
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okIPoEIuUzU Uhuhuhuh...he said "load"...]'''
 +
|11-19
 +
|2010
 +
|1:24
 +
|-
 +
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTRzmeZbp1E Samuel L. Jackson's Super Grocery Store Run]'''
 +
|12-01
 +
|2010
 +
|6:50
 +
|-
 +
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxAPpWDfHgo The Ministry of Lost Clues]'''
 +
|1-23
 +
|'''2011'''
 +
|3:28
 +
|-
 +
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kp-CR4muus James LaBrie Devotes His Life to the Study of Waterfowl]'''
 +
|1-25
 +
|2011
 +
|0:34
 +
|-
 +
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpinRWrDylU GryIIs II - Electric-Type Boogaloo]'''
 +
|2-15
 +
|2011
 +
|2:43
 +
|-
 +
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nolQTIa4QN4 The Blue's Clues Collab]'''
 +
|3-18
 +
|2011
 +
|10:06
 +
|-
 +
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQdkBnoSU0k Mikecraft]'''
 +
|3-19
 +
|2011
 +
|2:10
 +
|-
 +
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uR0V5MvtMm0 Ogre and Packmule's Extraordinary Pilgrimage to Mecca]'''
 +
|5-07
 +
|2011
 +
|7:26
 +
|-
 +
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYDTaLMV-i4 god johnny lock the door for once]'''
 +
|5-26
 +
|2011
 +
|1:07
 +
|-
 +
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0drfuquhw0 GRYIIIS]'''
 +
|6-14
 +
|2011
 +
|3:31
 +
|-
 +
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i2N0rBZGK8 Poop Talk]'''
 +
|7-07
 +
|2011
 +
|1:03
 +
|-
 +
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2sFip0O8Bc Shine On You Crazy Bill - Part 2]'''
 +
|7-21
 +
|2011
 +
|1:10
 +
|-
 +
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYlyWHLHo-0 JOHNNY JOYRIDE'S PREDETERMINED JOLLY JOYRIDE]'''
 +
|8-14
 +
|2011
 +
|1:41
 +
|-
 +
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FF6ngcEf-_s Type Floyd Diabetes / Phloid Fever]'''
 +
|8-16
 +
|2011
 +
|2:06
 +
|-
 +
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VD8W0G2jaa0 Boys Not Wearing Breeches Continually Violate OSHA Regulations]'''
 +
|10-02
 +
|2011
 +
|1:13
 +
|-
 +
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4yTBfgZE1c ReLoads]'''
 +
|11-03
 +
|2011
 +
|1:26
 +
|-
 +
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQcXYZrF6Kc Steve Suffers a Shaq Attack]'''
 +
|11-05
 +
|2011
 +
|2:19
 +
|-
 +
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5-YfkgQb8c Jerk 'n' Douche Tell Us About Homestuck]'''
 +
|2-14
 +
|'''2012'''
 +
|1:34
 +
|-
 +
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyLt5MhIZ3E Detective Steve Fucks Tha Po-Lice]'''
 +
|7-7
 +
|2012
 +
|2:47
 +
|-
 +
|-
 +
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5H-cxfN8qXE Freddie is Not a Fan of Djent :(]'''
 +
|8-13
 +
|2012
 +
|1:31
 +
|-
 +
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5KT8W0yQOY The Poop Tennis Café - Love is <nowiki>[Not]</nowiki> Here]'''
 +
|8-25
 +
|2012
 +
|1:47
 +
|-
 +
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeyZ9E9P5_E Pit-Lord Cosby's Bountiful Melon Harvest]'''
 +
|8-27
 +
|2012
 +
|2:34
 +
|-
 +
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_YJfuieLtE The King Watches C-SPAN for Shits and Giggles]'''
 +
|3-4
 +
|'''2013'''
 +
|1:48
 +
|-
 +
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8PHt8pajW4 YouTwerk Poop: Luigi & Fire Sumo TWERK TEAM!]'''
 +
|7-24
 +
|2013
 +
|0:28
 +
|-
 +
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qY8C2n6FxK0 Fred Phelps Socks Fag Hooligan George Tacky, Dies on the Spot]'''
 +
|3-21
 +
|'''2014'''
 +
|2:23
 +
|-
 +
|'''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUOXfwLysXA Diamond Dosh]'''
 +
|7-12
 +
|2014
 +
|1:47
 +
|-
 +
|'''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SK3TPucOgT4 Steve Sharts His Britches and Blames it on the Dog]'''
 +
|7-19
 +
|2014
 +
|3:13
 +
|-
 +
|'''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGuiI_AgI30 The Reincarnation of Benjamin Breadloaf]'''
 +
|9-20
 +
|2014
 +
|1:34
 +
|-
 +
|'''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T5BGeIdHnc CleanCon '15]'''
 +
|4-17
 +
|'''2015'''
 +
|1:36
 
|}
 
|}
  
 
==Style==
 
==Style==
−
A mix of moderate-paced action, combined with faced-paced action. Rarely is more then one video layer used.
+
Described as "powerpooping" by a fan, a various mix of older more traditional styles to newer, faster-paced and effects-laden methods. I like variety, which reflects in both how I make my video and what I use in it, which may not always appeal to my subscribers '''but who cares what they think???'''
 +
 
 +
Another appropriate way to describe it is ''not kosher''.
  
 
===Preferred Sources===
 
===Preferred Sources===
 
Pretty much anything, from popular material to more obscure ones.
 
Pretty much anything, from popular material to more obscure ones.
 
*[[Team Fortress 2]]
 
*[[Team Fortress 2]]
−
*[[Fred Phelps]]
+
*[[Hulk Hogan]]
 
*[[Super Mario Bros. Super Show]]
 
*[[Super Mario Bros. Super Show]]
 +
*[[Blue's Clues]]
 +
*[[Man Vs. Wild]]
 
*Cheesy TV commercials
 
*Cheesy TV commercials
 
*Videogame cutscenes and trailers, though they oftentimes take longer to make into a poop.
 
*Videogame cutscenes and trailers, though they oftentimes take longer to make into a poop.
  
 
===Preferred Methods===
 
===Preferred Methods===
 +
*[[Ear Rape]]
 
*[[Stutter Loop]]
 
*[[Stutter Loop]]
 
*[[Erosion]]
 
*[[Erosion]]
 +
*[[Deja Vu]]
 +
*Keyframe Abuse
  
−
===Prefered Tech===
+
===Preferred Tech===
−
*Sony Vegas 5.0
+
*Sony Vegas Pro 12
  
 
===Dislikes===
 
===Dislikes===
 
<!--Note - Anything said here is in the writer's own personal opinion, so don't edit the choices if you don't like them, you  whiner-->
 
<!--Note - Anything said here is in the writer's own personal opinion, so don't edit the choices if you don't like them, you  whiner-->
−
*[[MS Paint Job]]s, they just look stupid and unprofessional (it's Youtube Poop, but you know what I mean)
+
*[[Windows Movie Maker]], after 2 months of grueling work with it, I've grown to despise the program, despite a lot of people doing quite well with it. People also need to accept that even with plugins it really isn't that great of a program overall and should stop pointlessly defending it if anyone does that. It's buggy, prone to crashing and you can't do a lot with it. Deal with it.
−
*[[Windows Movie Maker]], after 2 months of grueling work with it, I've grown to dislike the program, despite a lot of people being really good with it.
+
**As a joke and partially out of boredom, I made one poop using Windows XP Movie Maker. It received mixed reactions.
−
*[[Rape Rave]]s, they generally go on for too long, and the humor factor decreases quickly.
+
*Most fad videos or their responses anyhow; I did a few fad responses around the time I first started pooping, but most require little to no effort, and many try and force it to become a fad.
−
*The direction of [[YTPMV]]'s, how the idea of them seems to be remixing videogame music to a source rather then try and make original music from a source or use original music with a source.
+
*People who take YTP more serious than they should, treating it as though it's some kind of avant-garde "art" or getting into debates over preferences in poop. I haven't taken this shit seriously since 2008 and neither should you!
−
*Most fad videos; I did a few fad responses months ago, but most require little to no effort, and many try and force it to become a fad.
+
 
 
==Reception==
 
==Reception==
  
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*Is very picky about what parts he uses in poops.
 
*Is very picky about what parts he uses in poops.
 
*Contrary to the above line, he often slides in "filler" bits just to add time.
 
*Contrary to the above line, he often slides in "filler" bits just to add time.
 +
*[http://youchewpoop.com/wiki/index.php?title=Anti-Uctions&diff=47159&oldid=47157 Considered a "Nazi" by some.]
 +
*"Please using ear rape in your videos its so annoying and not funny"
  
 
===Achievements===
 
===Achievements===
 +
*Popularized [[Blue's Clues]] as a poop source.
 +
*Currently has over 4000 subscribers. (Only around 1000 actually watch my videos though)
 +
*Has more than 2.5 million views on his videos combined.
  
−
*The first to poop the [[Gman Squad]]
+
==''Ass''ociates==
−
*Received at least 1300 views on his perfect poop before he got disqualified for forgetting a definition. Har har har.
 
−
 
 
−
==Associates==
 
  
 
===In Real Life===
 
===In Real Life===
−
*His brother, [[toadsalsa]], who is occasionally seen on the forum, and has only made 1 poop, but he counts, [[no|right?]]
+
*His brother, [[toadsalsa]], who is occasionally seen on the forum, and has only made two poops, but he counts, [[no|right?]]
  
 
===Online===
 
===Online===
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====Poop Tennis====
 
====Poop Tennis====
  
−
*'''Match 1''' vs. [[PeskeyPlumber]] and [[Hoss1993]] AKA [[HossTehMaster]] (failed)
+
{| border="2"
−
*'''Tennis Cup - Bracket 1''' vs. [[Trogdor7190]] (won)
+
!Versus
−
*'''Tennis Cup - Bracket 2''' vs. [[The Robotic Robot]] (lost)
+
!Rounds*
 +
!Started
 +
!Ended
 +
!Additional Notes
 +
|-
 +
|[[Trogdor7190]]
 +
|6
 +
|6-02-08
 +
|6-09-08
 +
|('''Tennis Cup - Bracket 1''') Won, went onto Bracket 2
 +
|-
 +
|[[The Robotic Robot]]
 +
|6
 +
|6-17-08
 +
|6-28-08
 +
|('''Tennis Cup - Bracket 2''') Lost
 +
|-
 +
|[[MaRillion|Rillion22]]
 +
|6
 +
|8-1-10
 +
|9-24-10
 +
|The battle of illions, in my first Tennis match in two years.
 +
|-
 +
|[[SpinoGod|TheAnnoyingWeaboo]]
 +
|6
 +
|12-17-10
 +
|1-8-11
 +
|TheObnoxiousPokfag vs. TheAnnoyingWeaboo
 +
|-
 +
|[[YTPsource|TheChutley]]
 +
|6 (8)
 +
|9-27-10
 +
|3-21-11
 +
|Starring [[The Pillgrums|Glen Tennis (GEDDIT?) and Grum]]! Also, 5 completed matches!
 +
|}
 +
 
 +
<small><nowiki>*</nowiki> - The first number indicates how many rounds were initially planned. Numbers in parentheses indicates how many rounds were actually completed, if there is any difference.</small>
  
 
====Collabs====
 
====Collabs====
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*[[ShadowWario]] - '''[http://youchewpoop.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=2897 Chain Poop 2]''' (round 22)
 
*[[ShadowWario]] - '''[http://youchewpoop.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=2897 Chain Poop 2]''' (round 22)
 
*[[Molhal]] - '''Source Roulette Collab'''
 
*[[Molhal]] - '''Source Roulette Collab'''
 +
*Me with [[JakeSteel]] - '''Jake and Billion's Circlejerk-a-Thon'''
 +
*Created '''The Blue's Clues Collab'''
  
 
===Influences===
 
===Influences===
−
*[[Deepercutt]]
+
*Sleep deprivation
−
*[[Steg|Stegblob]]
+
*Autism
−
*[[Bobomb99]]
+
*Caffeine
−
*[[Calculate900]]
+
*Alcohol
 +
*The occasional poop I watch
 +
*Let's just say everything he has ever watched ever and that should save us loads of room.
  
 
===Fans===
 
===Fans===
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*[[AmiralMachin]]
 
*[[AmiralMachin]]
 
*NoTAMATZ
 
*NoTAMATZ
 +
*[[kingplatypus3rd]]
 +
*[[Zero Wing]]
  
−
==Other Information==
+
==Mostly Useless Facts==
−
*He's sort of like a moderator of the Chewiki place here.
+
*I go by the username ''Billion'' on the Youchew forums, if you're willing to bug me there and haven't realized that that AbsoluteBillion fellow is nowhere to be found.
−
*Often creates the titles of his videos in a fashion that they don't have anything to do with the video, but rather wordplay, inside jokes, and references from previous videos.
+
*Contrary to popular belief I'm ''not'' sitting on Capitol Hill.
−
*His brother gives him ideas for certain segments in his videos.
+
*Though I consider myself somewhat of a perfectionist, laziness and impatience generally gets the better of me.
−
*He <s>frequents</s> used to frequent the [[Youtube Poop IRC]] before it was abandoned in favor of MSN and <s>a newer IRC</s> another IRC which quickly died out.
+
*My favorite genres of music are 70s/progressive rock/metal and my favorite musicians and bands are [[Devin Townsend]], [[Pink Floyd]], [[Yes]], [[Rush]] and [[Judas Priest]]. However I generally like anything in the rock spectrum from 60s rock to some extreme metal.  
−
*Is often seen dicking around on the forum.
+
*While still on the subject of creativity, I use Garry's Mod to make silly Gmod videos and upload them to my alt account, assuming I actually ever finish them.
−
*Now goes by the username Billion on the forum.
 
−
*Generally goes by the nickname of A.Bill. Less common ones include AB, Bill, and Abs.
 
−
*Supposedly spread the term "chewfag" across the forums, though the term itself was picked up from someone on Youtube. Chewfag, an obvious spin-off of newfag, was meant to insult those at Youchewpoop, but so far has failed to do so.
 
−
*Often suffers short, day-to-week bouts of [[Poopers Block]] where he goes completely braindead, but quickly recovers.
 
−
 
 
−
===Links===
 
  
 +
===[[Link]]s===
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/AbsoluteBillion Youtube Account]
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/AbsoluteBillion Youtube Account]
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/InfiniteBillion Alt Account]
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/InfiniteBillion Alt Account]
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+
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/TyphloidFever Tennis Alt]
−
===Other Links===
 
−
*[http://s271.photobucket.com/albums/jj132/AbsoluteBillion/ Photobucket]
 
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*[http://absolutebillion.deviantart.com deviantART account]
 

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Name: AbsoluteBillion
Real Name: Joe
Sex: Male
Age: 21
Country: USA
Year Started: 2008
Preferred Sources: Anything I can get my hands on
Preferred Methods: Erosion, fast-paced repetition
Preferred Software: Vegas Pro 12

YouTube Account: AbsoluteBillion

In Boxer[edit]

AbsoluteBillion, or Billion has been a pooper since January 2008, using Sony Vegas for his poops, with 2 months' experience with Windows Movie Maker prior to Vegas. Though his activity has varied over the years, he currently has over 120 videos on his main account.

History[edit]

Darkscrub (2007)[edit]

Before AbsoluteBillion was, well, AbsoluteBillion, he went under the internet alias "Darkscrub," who at this point in his life figured he'd try his hand at making shitty art on dA. This phase went out very quickly, as he soon came upon the astounding realization that his shit was indeed shitty.

He first discovered Youtube Poop sometime in August of 2007 while on the Hotel Mario page of Uncyclopedia, and found one of Bobomb99's poops on the article. He became hooked instantly.

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Billion circa 2020[YOU'RE GONNA BURN, ALRIGHT]

In November he fired up Windows Movie Maker in an attempt to make some of his own videos, and made three horrid poops. They only relied on cliche Sentence Mixing and mostly CD-i. After WMM crashed on him for the umpteenth time, he got tired of it and stopped. Around this time he started lurking the forums and got a feel for Youtube Poop more than beyond the cliche-ridden surface. His opinions hardened, and he was ready to start again. As this happened, Darkscrub was abandoned for not only being a rather shameful part of his history but also that he sounded like a huge Legend of Zelda fanboy with it. The account was officially closed on April 2008 and no trace of its videos exist anymore.

AbsoluteBillion (Jan. 2008 - Present)[edit]

Born from the charred remains of Darkscrub, AbsoluteBillion was a hardened young warrior. Equipped with Sony Vegas he made his first video live on January 23, 2008, posting it on the forums the same day. His video was well-received, and even though he finds it a shameful work it served as what would become his style of pooping: Striving for a wide variety of sources, it has made him far more popular than he deserves. He has since popularized the use of Blue's Clues as a source and has earned over 1000 subscribers in his first year of pooping.

AbsoluteBillion would head through times both good and bad but nonetheless persist. There were months where nothing would be made at all, and then there were periods of plentiful pooping. He tried his hand at tennis towards the beginning of his time but soon grew bored with it. (This would re-surge later and result in the formation of "TyphloidFever") Eventually he stopped caring much about what anyone thought of his videos and just started making whatever he felt like. How he's been able to attain so many subscribers is beyond him.

TyphloidFever (Nov. 2010 - ???)[edit]

TyphloidFever became AbsoluteBillion's tennis alt, based on a wordplay between his favorite Pokemon - Typhlosion - and the disease "typhoid fever". This account was mostly active for a few months after acquiring a bigger-albeit-short-lived interest in Poop Tennis.

Since then, his interest in Poop Tennis has largely faded as he grew bored of the more fast-paced, effects-intensive videos and became more focused on making humorous poops like he initially was.

Youtube Poop[edit]

First poop seen[edit]

THAT'S THAT CREEPY BOWSER'S LAUGH

First poop made[edit]

(made on this account at least) William Shatner Torrents the Orange Box

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Poop Listing[edit]

Listed in chronological order, and not including Poop Tennis, trap videos, video responses, fillers, or Collab entries.

Video Title Date Year Time
William Shatner Torrents the Orange Box 1-23 2008 2:53
Makemebad35 Hits a Mailbox 3-27 2008 0:54
It's a Letter From Our Friends! 4-14 2008 2:17
The Scout Goes Sandwich-Jacking 4-21 2008 1:07
John Freeman's Inferno 5-18 2008 1:01
Mansion Luigi 6-01 2008 4:04
Sweet 16 gets Brain-Raped 6-27 2008 1:46
Fred Phelps Dabbles in the Dark Arts 7-03 2008 2:19
LET'S SCAT 7-07 2008 1:13
Hulk Hogan Makes Sweet Love to his Grill 7-14 2008 1:16
There is no Beef 7-25 2008 1:38
MEET THE CAMPER 8-04 2008 1:02
Luigi and Toad have an Emotional Breakdown 8-06 2008 2:41
4-Star Hotel Mario 8-12 2008 1:21
Super Squid 64 8-18 2008 0:43
Ronald McDonald: A Tale of Growing Up 8-20 2008 1:41
The Sandvich Goes Scout-Jacking 9-03 2008 1:08
Grills Gone Wild 9-11 2008 2:20
The Mental Traumatization of a Kid's Show Host 9-25 2008 3:27
Koridian Mythology and Fanfiction 10-09 2008 2:13
Luigi goes missing searching for his brother 10-23 2008 0:43
The Black Licorice Trifecta 10-31 2008 2:54
Clyde's Will and Testimony 11-12 2008 2:40
George contracts a waterborne disease 11-19 2008 1:44
Grylls Gone Wild 12-01 2008 2:11
Bill Cosby Sells his Soul for Pudding 12-15 2008 2:32
Scatovanni: The Musical 12-31 2008 1:20
One Year Later... 1-23 2009 5:23
Koopa Suffers from Hyperthermia 1-29 2009 4:32
Mike Rowe discovers an alternative to male enhancement 2-21 2009 2:06
Coward the Couragely Dog Show 3-07 2009 1:38
Albano + 3-15 2009 1:39
Dong County 4-01 2009 0:55
Hyrulian Mythology and Fanfiction 4-13 2009 1:17
Of Mutts and Men 4-14 2009 2:47
Grilltacular! 5-11 2009 1:59
BLU is Concerned with the Sanctity of their Pizza Party 5-16 2009 1:00
- Albano 5-18 2009 2:54
Bison's Gauntlet 5-28 2009 3:17
A day with the Demolitions Manager of R.E.D. 6-22 2009 0:48
Another day with the Demolitions Manager of R.E.D. 6-26 2009 1:16
Yet another day with the Demolitions Manager of R.E.D. 7-02 2009 1:22
Sun Tzu's "The Art of Yachting" 7-10 2009 1:07
His cuckiness: Big Fat Kicks of Feary 8-04 2009 1:17
Zeldacore 10-13 2009 1:05
Hotel Shatner 11-12 2009 2:30
BUDDY FUCKS OFF 12-25 2009 1:32
Patton's Excellent Adventure 2-07 2010 3:12
Letters From Our Friends 4-01 2010 3:56
The Complete Jake and Billion's Circlejerk-a-Thon 7-14 2010 8:28
Dance Safely! 7-19 2010 1:10
Youtube Poo Poo 7-20 2010 1:32
The Second Coming of Albano 8-13 2010 4:26
Shine On You Crazy Bill - Part I 9-01 2010 1:52
Uhuhuhuh...he said "load"... 11-19 2010 1:24
Samuel L. Jackson's Super Grocery Store Run 12-01 2010 6:50
The Ministry of Lost Clues 1-23 2011 3:28
James LaBrie Devotes His Life to the Study of Waterfowl 1-25 2011 0:34
GryIIs II - Electric-Type Boogaloo 2-15 2011 2:43
The Blue's Clues Collab 3-18 2011 10:06
Mikecraft 3-19 2011 2:10
Ogre and Packmule's Extraordinary Pilgrimage to Mecca 5-07 2011 7:26
god johnny lock the door for once 5-26 2011 1:07
GRYIIIS 6-14 2011 3:31
Poop Talk 7-07 2011 1:03
Shine On You Crazy Bill - Part 2 7-21 2011 1:10
JOHNNY JOYRIDE'S PREDETERMINED JOLLY JOYRIDE 8-14 2011 1:41
Type Floyd Diabetes / Phloid Fever 8-16 2011 2:06
Boys Not Wearing Breeches Continually Violate OSHA Regulations 10-02 2011 1:13
ReLoads 11-03 2011 1:26
Steve Suffers a Shaq Attack 11-05 2011 2:19
Jerk 'n' Douche Tell Us About Homestuck 2-14 2012 1:34
Detective Steve Fucks Tha Po-Lice 7-7 2012 2:47
Freddie is Not a Fan of Djent :( 8-13 2012 1:31
The Poop Tennis Café - Love is [Not] Here 8-25 2012 1:47
Pit-Lord Cosby's Bountiful Melon Harvest 8-27 2012 2:34
The King Watches C-SPAN for Shits and Giggles 3-4 2013 1:48
YouTwerk Poop: Luigi & Fire Sumo TWERK TEAM! 7-24 2013 0:28
Fred Phelps Socks Fag Hooligan George Tacky, Dies on the Spot 3-21 2014 2:23
Diamond Dosh 7-12 2014 1:47
Steve Sharts His Britches and Blames it on the Dog 7-19 2014 3:13
The Reincarnation of Benjamin Breadloaf 9-20 2014 1:34
CleanCon '15 4-17 2015 1:36

Style[edit]

Described as "powerpooping" by a fan, a various mix of older more traditional styles to newer, faster-paced and effects-laden methods. I like variety, which reflects in both how I make my video and what I use in it, which may not always appeal to my subscribers but who cares what they think???

Another appropriate way to describe it is not kosher.

Preferred Sources[edit]

Pretty much anything, from popular material to more obscure ones.

Preferred Methods[edit]

Preferred Tech[edit]

  • Sony Vegas Pro 12

Dislikes[edit]

  • Windows Movie Maker, after 2 months of grueling work with it, I've grown to despise the program, despite a lot of people doing quite well with it. People also need to accept that even with plugins it really isn't that great of a program overall and should stop pointlessly defending it if anyone does that. It's buggy, prone to crashing and you can't do a lot with it. Deal with it.
    • As a joke and partially out of boredom, I made one poop using Windows XP Movie Maker. It received mixed reactions.
  • Most fad videos or their responses anyhow; I did a few fad responses around the time I first started pooping, but most require little to no effort, and many try and force it to become a fad.
  • People who take YTP more serious than they should, treating it as though it's some kind of avant-garde "art" or getting into debates over preferences in poop. I haven't taken this shit seriously since 2008 and neither should you!

Reception[edit]

Criticism[edit]

  • Is very picky about what parts he uses in poops.
  • Contrary to the above line, he often slides in "filler" bits just to add time.
  • Considered a "Nazi" by some.
  • "Please using ear rape in your videos its so annoying and not funny"

Achievements[edit]

  • Popularized Blue's Clues as a poop source.
  • Currently has over 4000 subscribers. (Only around 1000 actually watch my videos though)
  • Has more than 2.5 million views on his videos combined.

Associates[edit]

In Real Life[edit]

  • His brother, toadsalsa, who is occasionally seen on the forum, and has only made two poops, but he counts, right?

Online[edit]

Poop Tennis[edit]

Versus Rounds* Started Ended Additional Notes
Trogdor7190 6 6-02-08 6-09-08 (Tennis Cup - Bracket 1) Won, went onto Bracket 2
The Robotic Robot 6 6-17-08 6-28-08 (Tennis Cup - Bracket 2) Lost
Rillion22 6 8-1-10 9-24-10 The battle of illions, in my first Tennis match in two years.
TheAnnoyingWeaboo 6 12-17-10 1-8-11 TheObnoxiousPokfag vs. TheAnnoyingWeaboo
TheChutley 6 (8) 9-27-10 3-21-11 Starring Glen Tennis (GEDDIT?) and Grum! Also, 5 completed matches!

* - The first number indicates how many rounds were initially planned. Numbers in parentheses indicates how many rounds were actually completed, if there is any difference.

Collabs[edit]

Influences[edit]

  • Sleep deprivation
  • Autism
  • Caffeine
  • Alcohol
  • The occasional poop I watch
  • Let's just say everything he has ever watched ever and that should save us loads of room.

Fans[edit]

Mostly Useless Facts[edit]

  • I go by the username Billion on the Youchew forums, if you're willing to bug me there and haven't realized that that AbsoluteBillion fellow is nowhere to be found.
  • Contrary to popular belief I'm not sitting on Capitol Hill.
  • Though I consider myself somewhat of a perfectionist, laziness and impatience generally gets the better of me.
  • My favorite genres of music are 70s/progressive rock/metal and my favorite musicians and bands are Devin Townsend, Pink Floyd, Yes, Rush and Judas Priest. However I generally like anything in the rock spectrum from 60s rock to some extreme metal.
  • While still on the subject of creativity, I use Garry's Mod to make silly Gmod videos and upload them to my alt account, assuming I actually ever finish them.

Links[edit]

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