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'''Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa''' is one of [[King Koopa]]'s sons.
 
'''Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa''' is one of [[King Koopa]]'s sons.
  
==Personality==
 
[[Image:Gopherbash_0006.jpg|thumb|Cheatsy's appearance.]]
 
You know it's Cheatsy if he's...
 
  
* Plotting Mario and Luigi's downfall
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===Personality===
* Telling Monty Moles to stand there
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You know it's Larry if he's...
* Hanging out with a Koopa with a pink shell with sunglasses named [[Roy]]
 
* He is a poser
 
* His erection lasts more than 4 hours
 
* Humping football players
 
* Raping the floor
 
* Eavesdropping
 
*Saying "[[Cum]]" over and over
 
  
== Trivia ==
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*Plotting Mario and Luigi's downfall.
 
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*Telling Monty Moles to stand there.
*The cheatsy life is lots of fun.(LOTS OF FUN!)
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*Hanging out with a Koopa with a <s>pink</s> purple shell with sunglasses named [[Roy Koopa]].
*Cheatsy has a cum fetish.
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*He is a poseur.
*Wants to destroy some grandma.
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*His erection lasts more than 4 hours.
*His cum apprently looks and feels like snow.
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*Humping football players.
*He claims that he can lick his elbow. This has not yet been proven.
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*Raping the floor.
*He appears to have been working with Adolf Hitler.
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*Eavesdropping
*He does not like Jews.
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*Saying "[[Cum]]" over and over.
*Cheatsy's orgasm can cause an earthquake. This has been proven by the OCA (Orgasmic Cum Association).
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*Gushing about his shiny eyelids.
*He has been raped repeatedly by [[Roy]] "Bully" Koopa.
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[[Image:1190422-larrykoopa_large-1-.jpg‎|thumb|Larry , after taking a little boy's last dime.]]
*He likes anal.
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[[Image:Av-3230.gif|frame|right|Larry being stupid and happy.]]
*He has lung cancer and prostate cancer, as well as bladder control problems.
 
*Is currently a follower of the [[Yoshi regime]].
 
*Has been accused of raping [[The Princess]] at his [[Koopa Hotel]]. But come on, who wouldn't want to rape her?
 
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==Dislikes==
 
==Dislikes==
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*Hollywood
 
*Hollywood
 
*John Lennon
 
*John Lennon
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*Some grandma
 
*[[The Princess]]
 
*[[The Princess]]
*[[The Cave People]]
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*The Cave People
*[[Bowser Jr.]]
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*[[Bowser Jr]]
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*[[Lemmy]]
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*[[Communists]] (much to Lemmy's dismay)
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*[[Jews]]
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*Non-aryans
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*The fact that he wasn't in any [[Mario]] sports game but Monty Mole was.
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==Liked By==
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*[[King Koopa]]
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*[[Ludwig Von Koopa]]
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*[[Adolf Hitler]]
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*[[Fat|Benito Mussolini]]
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*[[Nazi|The National Social German Worker's Party]]
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*[[Captain Falcon|Shigeru Miyamoto]] [[enough]] to be in New Super Mario Bros. Wii.
  
 
==Disliked By==
 
==Disliked By==
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*Let's just say everyone else and call it a day
  
*The Mario Brothers
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== Trivia ==
*[[The Princess]]
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*The cheatsy life is lots of fun. LOTS OF FUN.
*[[Cum]] (Kingdom)
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*His cum apprently looks and feels like snow.
*John Lennon
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*He claims that he can lick his elbow. This has not yet been proven.
*Santa Claus
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*He appears to have been working with [[Hitler|Adolf Hitler]].
*Charlie Chaplin
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*He is the Emperor of Eavesdropping, a title he obtained in 1984 at the age of 4, after the previous Emperor of Eavesdropping [[die]]d of unknown causes.
*Adam West
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*Larry's orgasm can cause an earthquake. This has been proven by the OCA (Orgasmic Cum Association).
*GEICO Insurance Co.
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*He has lung cancer and [[Ass|Prostate Cancer]], as well as bladder control problems.
*Czar Ivan the Terrable
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*He is a reincarnated Hauptsturmführer (Captain) of the [[Nazi|SS]] that was hanged at the end of WWII by [[Polish]] [[soldier|troops]].
*Mushroom Kingdom
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*Is currently a follower of the [[Yoshi#Legal_Issues_.26_Politics|Yoshi regime]].
*Bowser Jr.
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**If the regime takes power, he shall have the position of First Lord of the Treasury.
*[[Oogtar]]
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*Owner of the Chillton Hotel, which is built in a mine full of ice.
*Every Member of The Beatles
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*Has been accused of raping [[The Princess]] at his Koopa Hotel (The Chilton Hotel). But come on, who wouldn't want to rape her?
*Verizon
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*He once saw his sister, [[Wendy O.]] having [[sex]] with [[Luigi|Casanova Koopa]]. He is currently in therapy because of it.
*[[The Kool Aid Guy]]
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*His favourite cl[[ass]] in [[Team Fortress 2]] is the [[Spy]].
*[[Tails]]
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*He can't tell the difference between [[Luigi]] and [[Weegee]].
*[[Toad]]
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*Owns the [[Mario Kart|Electrodrome]], an electronic dance club.
*Smokey, The "Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires" Bear
 
*[[Weird Al Yankovic]]
 
*[[Iron Maiden]]
 
*[[Dethklok]]
 
*[[Metallica]]
 
*Everyone who's on or used to be on [[Insane Clown Posse|Psychocathic Records]]
 
*[[Insane Clown Posse|The Insane Clown Posse]]
 
*Esham The Unholy
 
*Project Born
 
*Twiztid
 
*The R.O.C.
 
*Blaze Ya Dead Homie
 
*Anybody Killa (ABK)
 
*Boondox
 
*Dark Lotus
 
*DJ Clay
 
*The Psychopathic Rydas
 
*Motown Rage
 
*System of A Down
 
*The Beach Boys
 
*[[Bono]] of U2
 
*[[Phil Collins]]
 
*[[Tyrannosaurus Alan]]
 
*[[George Volcano]]
 
*Jews
 
*[[Mama Luigi]]
 
*[[Stone Luigi]]
 
*[[Fat Mario]]
 
*[[Retard Luigi]]
 
*[[Wizardheimer]]
 
*[[Froggo]]
 
*Pakistanis
 
*Osama Bin Laden
 
*[[Borat]]
 
*[[George Bush]]
 
*Richard Nixon
 
*[[Yoshkins]]
 
*The Weather Channel
 
*Hilary Clinton
 
*[[Bill O'Reilly]]
 
*Sacramento
 
*CNN
 
*Surfers
 
*Old Man Winter
 
*Box Companies
 
*Houston, TX
 
*[[Obama]]
 
*[[Arnold Schwarzanagger]]
 
*Indians
 
*Canadians
 
*The French
 
*Germans
 
*The Czech Republic
 
*England
 
*The Clash
 
*Sammy Davis Jr & The Rat Pack
 
*Russians
 
*Street Performers
 
*State Farm Insurance
 
*Progressive
 
*ITT Tech
 
*Californians
 
*Grandmas all over the world (especially [[You|your]] grandma & [[You|my]] grandma).
 
*Freddy
 
*Richard
 
*[[Dan Hibiki]]
 
*Let's just say everyone and call it a day
 
 
 
 
 
  
 
==Memorable Quotes==
 
==Memorable Quotes==
  
*IYAAAAAAAARGH!
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*AT LAST! My time has come!
*AT LAST! My time has [[Cum|CUM]]!
 
 
*That's a relief...if it was pesky plumbers, we'd REALLY be in trouble.
 
*That's a relief...if it was pesky plumbers, we'd REALLY be in trouble.
*I am the emperor of evesdroping!
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*I am the [[Spy|emperor of eavesdropping]]!
*[[Retard|Don't just help him! STAND THERE!]]
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*Don't just help him! STAND THERE!
 
*GET HIM DOWN!! NOW!!!
 
*GET HIM DOWN!! NOW!!!
 
*You think those Dodos would've learned from me!
 
*You think those Dodos would've learned from me!
*...Dissiz Bahddurdan BAAHD-DAAHD!
 
 
*The only way you guys are gonna save the egg is by shopping at the Koopamart!
 
*The only way you guys are gonna save the egg is by shopping at the Koopamart!
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*Take these prisoners to the dungeon, while we decide what to do with Mr. Koopa's Neighborhood.
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[[Category:Nazis]]
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[[Category:Nintendo Characters]]
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[[Category:Koopalings]]
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[[Category:Criminals]]
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[[Category:Reptiles]]
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[[Category:Turtles]]

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Name: Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa
Appears In: Super Mario Brothers 3, The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, Super Mario World
Sex: Yes, please.
DOB: 1980 (age 43–44)
Occupation(s): Man-whore/Nazi
Played By: James Rankin (AoSMB3, SMW cartoon), Lani Minella (New SMB Wii)

Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa is one of King Koopa's sons.


Personality[edit]

You know it's Larry if he's...

  • Plotting Mario and Luigi's downfall.
  • Telling Monty Moles to stand there.
  • Hanging out with a Koopa with a pink purple shell with sunglasses named Roy Koopa.
  • He is a poseur.
  • His erection lasts more than 4 hours.
  • Humping football players.
  • Raping the floor.
  • Eavesdropping
  • Saying "Cum" over and over.
  • Gushing about his shiny eyelids.
Larry , after taking a little boy's last dime.
Larry being stupid and happy.

Dislikes[edit]

Liked By[edit]

Disliked By[edit]

  • Let's just say everyone else and call it a day

Trivia[edit]

  • The cheatsy life is lots of fun. LOTS OF FUN.
  • His cum apprently looks and feels like snow.
  • He claims that he can lick his elbow. This has not yet been proven.
  • He appears to have been working with Adolf Hitler.
  • He is the Emperor of Eavesdropping, a title he obtained in 1984 at the age of 4, after the previous Emperor of Eavesdropping died of unknown causes.
  • Larry's orgasm can cause an earthquake. This has been proven by the OCA (Orgasmic Cum Association).
  • He has lung cancer and Prostate Cancer, as well as bladder control problems.
  • He is a reincarnated Hauptsturmführer (Captain) of the SS that was hanged at the end of WWII by Polish troops.
  • Is currently a follower of the Yoshi regime.
    • If the regime takes power, he shall have the position of First Lord of the Treasury.
  • Owner of the Chillton Hotel, which is built in a mine full of ice.
  • Has been accused of raping The Princess at his Koopa Hotel (The Chilton Hotel). But come on, who wouldn't want to rape her?
  • He once saw his sister, Wendy O. having sex with Casanova Koopa. He is currently in therapy because of it.
  • His favourite class in Team Fortress 2 is the Spy.
  • He can't tell the difference between Luigi and Weegee.
  • Owns the Electrodrome, an electronic dance club.

Memorable Quotes[edit]

  • AT LAST! My time has come!
  • That's a relief...if it was pesky plumbers, we'd REALLY be in trouble.
  • I am the emperor of eavesdropping!
  • Don't just help him! STAND THERE!
  • GET HIM DOWN!! NOW!!!
  • You think those Dodos would've learned from me!
  • The only way you guys are gonna save the egg is by shopping at the Koopamart!
  • Take these prisoners to the dungeon, while we decide what to do with Mr. Koopa's Neighborhood.
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