Notice: We are aware that many of the Chewiki’s images are still broken. We promise: we will try our best to fix it, but we don't guarantee that the fix will be trivial.
Difference between revisions of "George The Volcano"
(Baconman, please shut it about the AIDS nonsense, AIDS is long gone, where the Hell have you been?) |
MrTomato26 (talk | contribs) (→Quotes) |
||
| (41 intermediate revisions by 22 users not shown) | |||
| Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
{{char}} | {{char}} | ||
| − | {{ | + | {{CharBox |
| + | |name=George the Volcano | ||
| + | |image=DADDYNOW1.png | ||
| + | |shows=Volvic Ads | ||
| + | |noaddshows=yes | ||
| + | |sex=Male | ||
| + | |age=Over two millions years old. | ||
| + | |occupation=Making his water tasty for the ladies | ||
| + | |nationality=French | ||
| + | |cast=Matt Berry | ||
| + | }} | ||
[[Image:Georgefire.JPG|thumb|George while he suffers his burns.]] | [[Image:Georgefire.JPG|thumb|George while he suffers his burns.]] | ||
[[Image:Georgesummoningtheappocalypse.jpg|thumb|George raising hell. Literally.]] | [[Image:Georgesummoningtheappocalypse.jpg|thumb|George raising hell. Literally.]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Volvic box art.jpg|thumb|right|Volvic on the [[Nintendo]] [[Wii]].]] | ||
| + | '''George the Volcano''' is a massive puppet volcano that lives in Europe. He has suffered fifth-degree burns from a run-in with [[Link]] and does not wish to be disturbed. Apart from this, he is infact a gigantic, naturally evolved Volvic Vending Machine who has gone slightly insane over the millennia from having to serve people like [[Tyrannosaurus Alan]] his volcano rock juices. He is also a massive (literally) pervert and likes grabbing various things by the conkers. Is thought to be the horrific lovechild of [[Thrakkorzog]] and an unknown partner. | ||
| − | + | Cultural Heritage: Prehistoric France | |
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | Cultural Heritage: Prehistoric | ||
| − | |||
==Personality== | ==Personality== | ||
| Line 14: | Line 22: | ||
Some fun facts about George: | Some fun facts about George: | ||
| − | |||
*His volcano rocks are incredibly handsome. | *His volcano rocks are incredibly handsome. | ||
| − | *Life apparently grabs him by the conkers | + | *Life apparently grabs him by the conkers. |
*He is known to often say things he isn't supposed to. | *He is known to often say things he isn't supposed to. | ||
| − | *He is the | + | *He is one of the loudest beings in all of the universe, beaten only by [[Haruhi Suzumiya]], [[Binky the Clown]], [[Luffy]], [[Loud Kiddington]] and [[Icarus]]. The late [[Billy Mays]] was formerly in first place, but his death caused others to seize the title. |
*When provoked, he is capable of summoning the apocalypse. | *When provoked, he is capable of summoning the apocalypse. | ||
*Gorge is considered a suave ladies man among the bird population. | *Gorge is considered a suave ladies man among the bird population. | ||
| − | *Being | + | *Being completely immobile, George secretly wishes Tyrannosaurus Alan would just fuck off and stop bothering him. |
*He is a pervert. | *He is a pervert. | ||
| − | *One time he was making | + | *One time he was making Cillit Bang for breakfast. |
*He is the Volcanicity God and will not let anyone have the Chaos Emerald of Life unless they make a sacrifice to him first. | *He is the Volcanicity God and will not let anyone have the Chaos Emerald of Life unless they make a sacrifice to him first. | ||
| − | *Location: | + | *Location: Central France. |
| + | *Really hates [[Yoshi]] because he hates watah! Glubba-dub-dubba! | ||
*Has the ability to spout out the cure for everything, but can only be done by saying magic words only Spoil-Sport remembers. | *Has the ability to spout out the cure for everything, but can only be done by saying magic words only Spoil-Sport remembers. | ||
| + | *Is thought to be female, but he just has a ''very'' tiny penis. | ||
| + | *Hated by [[Scott]] because his factory just happens to be right next to George, who constantly erupts. | ||
| + | *Like George, [[Gwonam]] also has a very unhealthy obsession with birds. | ||
| + | *It has been speculated that he is [[Misty]]'s father. | ||
| + | *George is the owner of his own private car dealership. It is suspected that he uses his birds to slave away all day to make the cars, and although this may be true, the [[Scout|only person who ever saw it]] was too shocked to say anything. By the time he came to his senses, he [[No|forgot what he was going to say.]] | ||
==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
| − | + | {{poopquote|George Volcano|Hello, [[Tyrannosaurus Alan]]! I'm filling my [[water]] with [[cum|Volcanicityyyyy]]!}} | |
| − | {{poopquote|George Volcano|Hello, Tyrannosaurus Alan! I'm filling my water with Volcanicityyyyy!}} | + | {{poopquote|George Volcano|Rain filters down through my handsome volcano rocks to create a wild mineral [[water|WATERRRRR]] that grabs life by the [[Conkers|CONKERS]] and hydrates you till you shout [[cum|'CUM]] on [[Earth|world]]! I'll have you for [[Breakfast|BREAKFAAAAAST]]!' Try some!}} |
| − | {{poopquote|George Volcano|Rain filters down through my handsome volcano rocks to create a wild mineral WATERRRRR that grabs life by the CONKERS and hydrates you till you shout 'CUM on | + | {{poopquote|George Volcano|Rain filters down through my handsome volcano rocks to create a wild mineral [[water|WATERRRRR]] that grabs life by the [[Conkers|CONKERS]] and hydrates you till you shout- My balls! You're steppin' on my balls!!}} |
| − | {{poopquote|George Volcano|And making it tasty for the ladies!}} | + | {{poopquote|George Volcano|And making it tasty for the [[Female|ladies]]!}} |
| − | {{poopquote|George Volcano|My birds DO like a twist with their water!}} | + | {{poopquote|George Volcano|My [[birds]] DO like a twist with their [[water]]!}} |
| − | {{poopquote|George Volcano|MY BIRRRDS!! They like a fruit flavor when they're hydrating! Look! BIIIIIRDS!! Tasty Volvic!}} | + | {{poopquote|George Volcano|MY [[birds|BIRRRDS!!]] They like a fruit flavor when they're hydrating! Look! [[birds|BIIIIIRDS!!]] Tasty Volvic!}} |
{{poopquote|George Volcano|I'M THE DADDY NOW!!}} | {{poopquote|George Volcano|I'M THE DADDY NOW!!}} | ||
| − | {{poopquote|George Volcano|Busy day, Alan?!}} | + | {{poopquote|George Volcano|Busy day, [[Tyrannosaurus Alan|Alan?!]]}} |
| − | {{poopquote|George Volcano|How DO you DO it, Alan?! Do you perhaps drink new hydrating Volvic REVIIIIIVE?! It's got ginseng and guarana, and will help keep you ALEEERT!}} | + | {{poopquote|George Volcano|How DO you DO it, [[Tyrannosaurus Alan|Alan?!]] Do you perhaps drink new hydrating [[Volvic Revive|Volvic REVIIIIIVE?!]] It's got [[Magic Drugs|ginseng and guarana]], and will help keep you ALEEERT!}} |
| − | {{poopquote|George Volcano|WELL DONE TO REVIVE!!}} | + | {{poopquote|George Volcano|WELL DONE TO [[Volvic Revive|REVIVE!!]]}} |
{{poopquote|George Volcano|APPEASE ME WITH GIFTS AND SACRIFICES!}} | {{poopquote|George Volcano|APPEASE ME WITH GIFTS AND SACRIFICES!}} | ||
| − | {{poopquote|George Volcano|DON'T FORGET TO LAUGH AT TYRANNOSAURUS ALAN'S TINY ARMS!}} | + | {{poopquote|George Volcano|DON'T FORGET TO LAUGH AT [[Tyrannosaurus Alan|TYRANNOSAURUS ALAN'S]] TINY ARMS!}} |
| − | {{poopquote| George Volcano|No one may have the Emerald of Life without first making sacrifice to Mr. Volcano, the Volcanicity God.}} | + | {{poopquote|George Volcano|No one may have the Emerald of Life without first making sacrifice to Mr. Volcano, the Volcanicity God.}} |
| + | {{poopquote|George Volcano|Do you perhaps laugh at my tiny penis?}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|George Volcano|[[Yes]].}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|George Volcano|What the [[fuck]] are you doing, you lazy Muppet?! You've been sitting on your fat [[ass]] for over [[4]] hours! [[Yes|You're such a waste of space!]]}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|George Volcano|[[Fuck]] you, Tyrannosaurus Alan! I'll have you for breakfast!}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|George Volcano|I'm filling my vagina with BIRDS!}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|George Volcano|DO YOU PERHAPS LAUGH AT NY TINY [[PENIS]]?}} | ||
==Links== | ==Links== | ||
| − | http://www.volvic.co.uk/ -George's Secret Hideout | + | *http://www.volvic.co.uk/ -George's Secret Hideout |
| − | + | *http://volcanogeorge.spaces.live.com/ -George's Blog | |
| − | http://volcanogeorge.spaces.live.com/ -George's Blog | + | {{DEFAULTSORT:George the Volcano}} |
| + | [[Category:Business People]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Fat Characters]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Loud Characters]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Europeans]] | ||
Latest revision as of 18:42, 10 December 2013
This article is filed under Characters.
George the Volcano is a massive puppet volcano that lives in Europe. He has suffered fifth-degree burns from a run-in with Link and does not wish to be disturbed. Apart from this, he is infact a gigantic, naturally evolved Volvic Vending Machine who has gone slightly insane over the millennia from having to serve people like Tyrannosaurus Alan his volcano rock juices. He is also a massive (literally) pervert and likes grabbing various things by the conkers. Is thought to be the horrific lovechild of Thrakkorzog and an unknown partner.
Cultural Heritage: Prehistoric France
Personality[edit]
He is extremely loud and obnoxious, known to bug travellers (usually Tyrannosaurus Alan) on a daily basis about various forms of Volvic. George has an unnatural obsession with his birds, often leading him to yell out "MY BIRDS!". Although George is often cool and collected, he is known to erupt from time to time. While he normally fills his water with Volcanicity (filtered through his handsome volcano rocks), he is occasionally known to put other things in his water such as twists, breakfast, cum, turds and bombs. Travellers must be wary to carefully inspect anything given by George before drinking it (despite the fact he will insist, sometimes to the point of violence, that you TRY SOME right away).
Some fun facts about George:
- His volcano rocks are incredibly handsome.
- Life apparently grabs him by the conkers.
- He is known to often say things he isn't supposed to.
- He is one of the loudest beings in all of the universe, beaten only by Haruhi Suzumiya, Binky the Clown, Luffy, Loud Kiddington and Icarus. The late Billy Mays was formerly in first place, but his death caused others to seize the title.
- When provoked, he is capable of summoning the apocalypse.
- Gorge is considered a suave ladies man among the bird population.
- Being completely immobile, George secretly wishes Tyrannosaurus Alan would just fuck off and stop bothering him.
- He is a pervert.
- One time he was making Cillit Bang for breakfast.
- He is the Volcanicity God and will not let anyone have the Chaos Emerald of Life unless they make a sacrifice to him first.
- Location: Central France.
- Really hates Yoshi because he hates watah! Glubba-dub-dubba!
- Has the ability to spout out the cure for everything, but can only be done by saying magic words only Spoil-Sport remembers.
- Is thought to be female, but he just has a very tiny penis.
- Hated by Scott because his factory just happens to be right next to George, who constantly erupts.
- Like George, Gwonam also has a very unhealthy obsession with birds.
- It has been speculated that he is Misty's father.
- George is the owner of his own private car dealership. It is suspected that he uses his birds to slave away all day to make the cars, and although this may be true, the only person who ever saw it was too shocked to say anything. By the time he came to his senses, he forgot what he was going to say.
Quotes[edit]
George Volcano Hello, Tyrannosaurus Alan! I'm filling my water with Volcanicityyyyy!
-
George Volcano Rain filters down through my handsome volcano rocks to create a wild mineral WATERRRRR that grabs life by the CONKERS and hydrates you till you shout 'CUM on world! I'll have you for BREAKFAAAAAST!' Try some!
-
George Volcano Rain filters down through my handsome volcano rocks to create a wild mineral WATERRRRR that grabs life by the CONKERS and hydrates you till you shout- My balls! You're steppin' on my balls!!
-
George Volcano And making it tasty for the ladies!
-
George Volcano MY BIRRRDS!! They like a fruit flavor when they're hydrating! Look! BIIIIIRDS!! Tasty Volvic!
-
George Volcano I'M THE DADDY NOW!!
-
George Volcano Busy day, Alan?!
-
George Volcano How DO you DO it, Alan?! Do you perhaps drink new hydrating Volvic REVIIIIIVE?! It's got ginseng and guarana, and will help keep you ALEEERT!
-
George Volcano WELL DONE TO REVIVE!!
-
George Volcano APPEASE ME WITH GIFTS AND SACRIFICES!
-
George Volcano DON'T FORGET TO LAUGH AT TYRANNOSAURUS ALAN'S TINY ARMS!
-
George Volcano No one may have the Emerald of Life without first making sacrifice to Mr. Volcano, the Volcanicity God.
-
George Volcano Do you perhaps laugh at my tiny penis?
-
George Volcano Yes.
-
George Volcano What the fuck are you doing, you lazy Muppet?! You've been sitting on your fat ass for over 4 hours! You're such a waste of space!
-
George Volcano Fuck you, Tyrannosaurus Alan! I'll have you for breakfast!
-
George Volcano I'm filling my vagina with BIRDS!
-
George Volcano DO YOU PERHAPS LAUGH AT NY TINY PENIS?
Links[edit]
- http://www.volvic.co.uk/ -George's Secret Hideout
- http://volcanogeorge.spaces.live.com/ -George's Blog
