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| − | Sir Charley M. Warden is quite possibly the greatest man/troll who ever walked the face of the Earth. He participated in some missionary work a while back, spreading the belief that the [[Playstation 3|PS TRIPPLE]] is better than the [[Wii]] and [[Xbox 360]] | + | Sir Charley M. Warden is quite possibly the greatest man/troll who ever walked the face of the Earth. He participated in some missionary work a while back, spreading the belief that the [[Playstation 3|PS TRIPPLE]] is better than the [[Wii]] and [[Xbox 360]]. |
On March 13, 2007 Chad Wardenn posted a vlog video '''Why [[Playstation 3|PS3]] is better than the [[Wii]] and [[Xbox 360|360]]''' in which he used his laid back urban street talk to discuss the difference between the consoles. It was an unremarkable video and yet it hit the crest of the wave youtube users were seeking more information about said machines. | On March 13, 2007 Chad Wardenn posted a vlog video '''Why [[Playstation 3|PS3]] is better than the [[Wii]] and [[Xbox 360|360]]''' in which he used his laid back urban street talk to discuss the difference between the consoles. It was an unremarkable video and yet it hit the crest of the wave youtube users were seeking more information about said machines. | ||
| − | As of March 30, 2008, practically an entire year after doing his video for the Playstation 3, he did one more video that involved him going to a place that serves sushi and [[no|hanging out with his friends.]] [[No]]thing worth of value was involved in that video, other that an illusion of him [[yes|sucking dick.]] [[No]]wadays, however, we have [[no]] clue what he's doing at all and he's presumed to be [[die|dead]] [[no|at this point to the Internet.]] | + | As of March 30, 2008, practically an entire year after doing his video for the Playstation 3, he did one more video that involved him going to a place that serves sushi and [[no|hanging out with his friends.]] [[No]]thing worth of value was involved in that video, other that an illusion of him [[yes|sucking dick.]] [[No]]wadays, however, we have [[no]] clue what he's doing at all and he's presumed to be [[die|dead]] [[no|at this point to the Internet.]] That being said, a new picture of him surfaced on the internet in 2013, proving that he is alive. |
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| − | [[Image:Demo.PNG|thumb|right|[[Demoman]] after watching | + | [[Image:Demo.PNG|thumb|right|[[Demoman]] after watching Chad Warden talking about how the [[Playstation 3]] is better then the [[Xbox 360]] & the [[Nintendo Wii]].]] |
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Another video shows the same kid shooting Chad Warden's [[Your face|face]]. Chad Warden [[die|dies]] afterwards.[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZzHSo2z52o]] | Another video shows the same kid shooting Chad Warden's [[Your face|face]]. Chad Warden [[die|dies]] afterwards.[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZzHSo2z52o]] | ||
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| + | However, in 2013, it was proven that he is actually still alive. | ||
==Posessions== | ==Posessions== | ||
| − | *A | + | *A Deal Dough |
| − | *Ps-Triple | + | *[[PS3|Ps-Triple]] |
*An Escalade | *An Escalade | ||
*Sushi | *Sushi | ||
| − | *Wario Ware | + | *Wario Ware |
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*[[Anti-Uctions|Action 52]] | *[[Anti-Uctions|Action 52]] | ||
| + | *[[Cum|Hair Gel]] | ||
| + | *[[Nintendo]] [[Wii]] | ||
==Likes== | ==Likes== | ||
| − | + | *chinese food | |
*Tru Niggas | *Tru Niggas | ||
*Ps Triple | *Ps Triple | ||
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*His Slick Black Hair | *His Slick Black Hair | ||
*Dealing Dough | *Dealing Dough | ||
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*[[Kaz Hirai]] | *[[Kaz Hirai]] | ||
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*BALLIN' | *BALLIN' | ||
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*Giant enemy crabs | *Giant enemy crabs | ||
*Parties with shrooms. | *Parties with shrooms. | ||
*Rappers Fighting | *Rappers Fighting | ||
*50 Cent | *50 Cent | ||
| − | *Lil' Jon | + | *[[Little John|Lil' Jon]] |
[[Image:Baaaaaaaaaaaalinsp4.jpg|thumb|right|Well, that about sums it up.]] | [[Image:Baaaaaaaaaaaalinsp4.jpg|thumb|right|Well, that about sums it up.]] | ||
==Dislikes== | ==Dislikes== | ||
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*[[Halo|GAYLO 3]] | *[[Halo|GAYLO 3]] | ||
*Tears of War | *Tears of War | ||
| − | *[[Mario]] | + | *[[Mario Party]] (Cause he don't smoke [[illegal|shrooms]] and shit.) |
*That One Little Fat Bitch | *That One Little Fat Bitch | ||
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*[[Anti-Uctions|Action 52]] | *[[Anti-Uctions|Action 52]] | ||
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| + | ==Quotes== | ||
| + | *"Bitches... 'Sup, bitches? ...It's Chad Warden here!" | ||
| + | *"I'm talking about that PSTriple... the ''PSTriple''... I ain't talking about that Wii!" | ||
| + | *"Come on, now... ''Wii?!'' Come on, like... that little controller; that looks like a dildo!" | ||
| + | *"I ain't trying to play my games... with no dil... do!" | ||
| + | *"Maybe if the game is like... you know... Wario Ware... shove it up 'yo own ass game!" | ||
| + | *"Man, they best rename that shit to "''GAYLO'' 3"!" | ||
| + | *"Fuck Gears of War! More like ''Tears'' of War!" | ||
| + | *"Devil May Cry 4... Chad Warden don't give a fuck! 'Aight? Let that nigga cry!" | ||
| + | *"Everyone knows that girls can't do shit other than suck [[Dick|dick]]!" | ||
| + | *"We ain't doing geometry! WE'RE TRYING TO ''PLAY SOME GAMES!''" | ||
| + | *"Devil May... Run-Up-On-A-Nigga!" | ||
| + | *"ABAP means "As Ballin' As Possible"..." | ||
==Fun Facts== | ==Fun Facts== | ||
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*Chad Warden was once nominated as Biggest Douche in the Universe, and he won, narrowly beating John Edwards. | *Chad Warden was once nominated as Biggest Douche in the Universe, and he won, narrowly beating John Edwards. | ||
| − | + | *Catchphrase is, "Man's best friend, huh?" Coined after he got fed up with every single dog he meets biting his [[Penis]]. | |
| − | *Catchphrase is, "Man's best friend, huh?" Coined after he got fed up with every single dog he meets biting | ||
*Has a crush on [[Gaspra]], who is obviously way too good for him. | *Has a crush on [[Gaspra]], who is obviously way too good for him. | ||
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*His biggest fantasy is to have sex with Kaz Hirai, even though Kaz is no nigga. | *His biggest fantasy is to have sex with Kaz Hirai, even though Kaz is no nigga. | ||
*He aint talkin' about dat [[Wii]]. | *He aint talkin' about dat [[Wii]]. | ||
*When he says Action 52, he says it as "AC-shit fitty 2". | *When he says Action 52, he says it as "AC-shit fitty 2". | ||
*He most likely downloaded Final Fantasy VII and probably Marvel Vs. Capcom 2 off the [[Playstation 3]]'s Playstation Network. | *He most likely downloaded Final Fantasy VII and probably Marvel Vs. Capcom 2 off the [[Playstation 3]]'s Playstation Network. | ||
| − | *Knows the secret | + | *Knows the secret ingredients to [[Bad Medicine]]. However, before he could escape with them, he was shot by one of [[Yoshi]]'s employees. |
==Often Used By== | ==Often Used By== | ||
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*[[LACOSAM]] | *[[LACOSAM]] | ||
*All those who believe that the [[Nintendo]] [[Wii]] and/or the [[Xbox 360]] are really better than the [[Playstation 3]]. | *All those who believe that the [[Nintendo]] [[Wii]] and/or the [[Xbox 360]] are really better than the [[Playstation 3]]. | ||
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Latest revision as of 19:04, 12 November 2019
This article is filed under Characters.
Sir Charley M. Warden is quite possibly the greatest man/troll who ever walked the face of the Earth. He participated in some missionary work a while back, spreading the belief that the PS TRIPPLE is better than the Wii and Xbox 360.
On March 13, 2007 Chad Wardenn posted a vlog video Why PS3 is better than the Wii and 360 in which he used his laid back urban street talk to discuss the difference between the consoles. It was an unremarkable video and yet it hit the crest of the wave youtube users were seeking more information about said machines.
As of March 30, 2008, practically an entire year after doing his video for the Playstation 3, he did one more video that involved him going to a place that serves sushi and hanging out with his friends. Nothing worth of value was involved in that video, other that an illusion of him sucking dick. Nowadays, however, we have no clue what he's doing at all and he's presumed to be dead at this point to the Internet. That being said, a new picture of him surfaced on the internet in 2013, proving that he is alive.
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Demoman after watching Chad Warden talking about how the Playstation 3 is better then the Xbox 360 & the Nintendo Wii.
Death?[edit]
Ever since that video, there has been a rumor that Chad got killed by some pissed off German kid who thought his videos suck ass. Caught on the German Kid's CCTV was him taking a keyboard and whacking Chad to death. Strangely, Chad's body has never been found, if he was killed that is. [1]
Another video shows the same kid shooting Chad Warden's face. Chad Warden dies afterwards.[[2]]
However, in 2013, it was proven that he is actually still alive.
Posessions[edit]
Likes[edit]
- chinese food
- Tru Niggas
- Ps Triple
- His Caddy
- Final Fantasy 7
- Sushi
- His Slick Black Hair
- Dealing Dough
- Kaz Hirai
- BALLIN'
- Giant enemy crabs
- Parties with shrooms.
- Rappers Fighting
- 50 Cent
- Lil' Jon
Dislikes[edit]
- The Legend of Zelda Series
- That Little Bitch
- And His Little Bitch-Ass Sword
- And His Little Shield
- And He Goes HEH-HEH-HEH
- The Wario-Ware Series
- The Nintendo Wii
- The XBOX Circle (He never did too well in Geometry)
- GAYLO 3
- Tears of War
- Mario Party (Cause he don't smoke shrooms and shit.)
- That One Little Fat Bitch
- Action 52
Quotes[edit]
- "Bitches... 'Sup, bitches? ...It's Chad Warden here!"
- "I'm talking about that PSTriple... the PSTriple... I ain't talking about that Wii!"
- "Come on, now... Wii?! Come on, like... that little controller; that looks like a dildo!"
- "I ain't trying to play my games... with no dil... do!"
- "Maybe if the game is like... you know... Wario Ware... shove it up 'yo own ass game!"
- "Man, they best rename that shit to "GAYLO 3"!"
- "Fuck Gears of War! More like Tears of War!"
- "Devil May Cry 4... Chad Warden don't give a fuck! 'Aight? Let that nigga cry!"
- "Everyone knows that girls can't do shit other than suck dick!"
- "We ain't doing geometry! WE'RE TRYING TO PLAY SOME GAMES!"
- "Devil May... Run-Up-On-A-Nigga!"
- "ABAP means "As Ballin' As Possible"..."
Fun Facts[edit]
- Chad Warden was once nominated as Biggest Douche in the Universe, and he won, narrowly beating John Edwards.
- Catchphrase is, "Man's best friend, huh?" Coined after he got fed up with every single dog he meets biting his Penis.
- Has a crush on Gaspra, who is obviously way too good for him.
- His biggest fantasy is to have sex with Kaz Hirai, even though Kaz is no nigga.
- He aint talkin' about dat Wii.
- When he says Action 52, he says it as "AC-shit fitty 2".
- He most likely downloaded Final Fantasy VII and probably Marvel Vs. Capcom 2 off the Playstation 3's Playstation Network.
- Knows the secret ingredients to Bad Medicine. However, before he could escape with them, he was shot by one of Yoshi's employees.
Often Used By[edit]
- Conrad Slater
- Seconteen
- PeskeyPlumber (Gameboy version)
- RetardedAnimeParodyX
- Mmb101
- lololthisguy
- tinywnorth
- Deepercutt
- LACOSAM
- All those who believe that the Nintendo Wii and/or the Xbox 360 are really better than the Playstation 3.
