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[[Image:Uhyee.png|thumb|right|Pikachu while smoking.]]
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[[Image:Pikaslap.gif|thumb|right|Pikachu slaps itself for [[Illegal|making child pornography]].]]
 
'''''Pikachu''''' is a creature from the <strike>black lagoon</strike> [[Pokemon]] series who has the ability to emit electricity from its body, like a battery would. It evolves from ''[[Pichu]]'' and can evolve into ''Raichu''.
 
'''''Pikachu''''' is a creature from the <strike>black lagoon</strike> [[Pokemon]] series who has the ability to emit electricity from its body, like a battery would. It evolves from ''[[Pichu]]'' and can evolve into ''Raichu''.
[[Image:Dpmfa025.png|thumb|Sprite from Pokemon Diamond and Pearl]]
 
  
 
== In The Anime ==
 
== In The Anime ==
'''Pikachu''' is [[Ash Ketchum]]'s first (and favorite) [[Pokemon]] who is annoying beyond comprehension of the human mind. He refuses to climb into a Pokeball because he's ''such'' a rebel. It has tendencies to randomly electrocute various people with amperes that would usually be [[Die|fatal]], but it's an anime intended for young viewers so that's a no-go. [[Ash]] is so completely stupid NOT to let him evolve to Raichu. Raichu is far less annoying and can beat the shit out of Pikachu any day.[[Image:Uhyee.png|thumb|right|Pikachu while smoking.]]
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'''Pikachu''' is [[Ash Ketchum]]'s first (and favorite) [[Pokemon]] who is annoying beyond comprehension of the human mind. He refuses to climb into a Pokeball because he's ''such'' a rebel. It has tendencies to randomly electrocute various people with amperes that would usually be [[Die|fatal]], but it's an anime intended for young viewers so that's a no-go. [[Ash]] is so completely stupid NOT to let him evolve to Raichu. Raichu is far less annoying and can beat the shit out of Pikachu any day.
  
 
For some stupid reason, [[Team Rocket]] spends their lives attempting to pursue and capture Pikachu, especially Ash's Pikachu in particular, often in the form of cliche [[traps]] such as [[The Pit|pits in the ground]] or even as far as [[G Gundam|giant robots]]. In the end of every episode, Pikachu is still at Ash's side and the cycle starts all over the next episode.
 
For some stupid reason, [[Team Rocket]] spends their lives attempting to pursue and capture Pikachu, especially Ash's Pikachu in particular, often in the form of cliche [[traps]] such as [[The Pit|pits in the ground]] or even as far as [[G Gundam|giant robots]]. In the end of every episode, Pikachu is still at Ash's side and the cycle starts all over the next episode.
  
 
== In The Games ==
 
== In The Games ==
 
 
Pikachu is #25 in the [[Enclosed Instruction Book|National Pokédex]] and is apparently so weak that [[TREE|Oak]] can catch it without battle. It evolves into a Raichu with a Thunder Stone.
 
Pikachu is #25 in the [[Enclosed Instruction Book|National Pokédex]] and is apparently so weak that [[TREE|Oak]] can catch it without battle. It evolves into a Raichu with a Thunder Stone.
 
*In "Pokemon Yellow", you can talk to it, and it will tell you how it feels about you. He probably hates you.  
 
*In "Pokemon Yellow", you can talk to it, and it will tell you how it feels about you. He probably hates you.  
 
*In "Hey [[You]], Pikachu!" you can swear at Pikachu and call him bad names to piss him off. Hilarious.
 
*In "Hey [[You]], Pikachu!" you can swear at Pikachu and call him bad names to piss him off. Hilarious.
 
*In "Pokemon Snap" you can throw apples or gas balls at it and make it run away. What a coward.
 
*In "Pokemon Snap" you can throw apples or gas balls at it and make it run away. What a coward.
[[Image:Pikaslap.gif|thumb|right|Pikachu slaps itself for [[Illegal|making child pornography]].]]
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== Liked By ==
 
== Liked By ==
*[[Ash Ketchum]], (only when he's horny)
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*[[Ash Ketchum]] (Only when he's horny.)
 
*[[Kirby]] (One of his best friends, even though Kirby's friends with almost everybody.)
 
*[[Kirby]] (One of his best friends, even though Kirby's friends with almost everybody.)
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*[[Soulja Boy]] (Thinks that Pikachu diamonds not only exist, but also wants them.)
  
 
==Likes==
 
==Likes==
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*Was the only [[one]] of [[two]] video game characters to appear as a Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade's balloon (the other was [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]).
 
*Was the only [[one]] of [[two]] video game characters to appear as a Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade's balloon (the other was [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]).
 
*Learned how to do Volt Tackle from Tekkaman Blade.
 
*Learned how to do Volt Tackle from Tekkaman Blade.
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*[[Soulja Boy]] longs to have some Pikachu diamonds around his house.
 
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Image:Heinz-01.jpg|Pikachu's favourite drink. Please don't break it.
 
Image:Heinz-01.jpg|Pikachu's favourite drink. Please don't break it.

Revision as of 00:23, 22 August 2010

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Sprite from Pokemon Diamond and Pearl.
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Pikachu while smoking.
Pikachu slaps itself for making child pornography.

Pikachu is a creature from the black lagoon Pokemon series who has the ability to emit electricity from its body, like a battery would. It evolves from Pichu and can evolve into Raichu.

In The Anime

Pikachu is Ash Ketchum's first (and favorite) Pokemon who is annoying beyond comprehension of the human mind. He refuses to climb into a Pokeball because he's such a rebel. It has tendencies to randomly electrocute various people with amperes that would usually be fatal, but it's an anime intended for young viewers so that's a no-go. Ash is so completely stupid NOT to let him evolve to Raichu. Raichu is far less annoying and can beat the shit out of Pikachu any day.

For some stupid reason, Team Rocket spends their lives attempting to pursue and capture Pikachu, especially Ash's Pikachu in particular, often in the form of cliche traps such as pits in the ground or even as far as giant robots. In the end of every episode, Pikachu is still at Ash's side and the cycle starts all over the next episode.

In The Games

Pikachu is #25 in the National Pokédex and is apparently so weak that Oak can catch it without battle. It evolves into a Raichu with a Thunder Stone.

  • In "Pokemon Yellow", you can talk to it, and it will tell you how it feels about you. He probably hates you.
  • In "Hey You, Pikachu!" you can swear at Pikachu and call him bad names to piss him off. Hilarious.
  • In "Pokemon Snap" you can throw apples or gas balls at it and make it run away. What a coward.

Liked By

  • Ash Ketchum (Only when he's horny.)
  • Kirby (One of his best friends, even though Kirby's friends with almost everybody.)
  • Soulja Boy (Thinks that Pikachu diamonds not only exist, but also wants them.)

Likes

  • Ass Ash Ketchum
  • Heinz Ketchup
  • Bottle caps full of soda.
  • Light Balls
  • Hare Hare Yukai
  • Electric Dreams (Both the movie and the song.)
  • The Electric Slide
  • Igniting gas to destroy Pokemon Centers.
  • Destroying little girls bikes.

Criminal Record

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Trivia

  • Once had a city named for him, called "ToPikachu, KS". This was, of course, a temporary rename of Topeka, KS as a Pokemon promotion in 1998.
  • His favourite non-Pokemon movie is Electric Dreams (1984).
  • Is a notorious cheater, and has broken many of the game's laws.
  • His evolved form is Raichu.
  • Loves Heinz ketchup...a lot.
    • In fact, it is his favourite food product.
  • Was loved by kids of the '90s, both in Japan and the United States of America.
  • Is a rat mouse Pokemon.
  • Was the only one of two video game characters to appear as a Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade's balloon (the other was Sonic the Hedgehog).
  • Learned how to do Volt Tackle from Tekkaman Blade.
  • Soulja Boy longs to have some Pikachu diamonds around his house.