Batman

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He's not Superman... he's Batman.

Batman, with his sidekick Robin.

Batman once needed Adam West to take his role while injured.

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He's the Goddamn Batman.

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Manbat acting like a stupid ass to Batman yet again.

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If Batman's hand ever touches you, you will most likely die.

Batman is regarded as one of the world's most famous superheroes vigilantes. His arch-enemy is the Joker. His alter-ego is the rich millionaire Bruce Wayne. However, he has self-esteem issues, so he compensates for his incredibly small penis by reminding people that he's Batman. "With prep time", he could potentially defeat anybody.

Skills & Abilities

• Peak Martial Artist
• World's Best Detective

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His Bat Nipples can do anything, except for curing cancer.

• Cunning
• Rich
• Growling his words so no one can understand him
• Taking your balloons
• Having a gay sidekick
• Being Batman
• Creating sticky icky situations with his Bat Nipples that can shoot acidic male milk. (Too bad he never did capitalize on that.)

Quotes

• "I'm Batman."
• "THE BASEMENT!"
• "Corn!"
• "Maize!"
• "EARL!"
• "Beloved Children!?"
• "WHERE IS HE?!"
• "I'm Batman."
• "Once I've put you through holy hell, it'll make sense. A lot of sense."
• "So sleep tight, punk."
• "Sleep tight my ward."
• "What, are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm The Goddamn Batman."
• "This Is WAR!!!"
• "I'm the Goddamn Batman bitch!"
• "I'm Batman."
• "Bees, My God."
• "I have to go. I'm getting out of this comic while I still can. It's only going to get worse from here."
• "Drop your lawl, Robin!"
• "I have given a name to my pain!"
• "I have given a pain to my name!"
• "I'm Batman."
• "It's Not A Laughing Matter, Robin!"
• "It's A Laughing Matter, Robin!"
• "It's Not A Laughing Ass, Robin!"
• "It's Not A Laughing Punch, Robin!"
• "Drop your punch line, Joker!"
• "Drop your punch!"
• "Drop your punch, Joker!"
• "I'm Batman."
• "I'm Batman."
• "Fuck my cock, you fucker!"
• "I'm Batman."
• "I smell a cat, Robin!"
• "I smell like cats, Robin!"
• "I smell like ass, Robin!"
• "Paws off the customers, Catwoman!"
• "I'm Batman."
• "Let's not sit on our purge, Robin!"
• "Let's not sit on out purse, Robin!"
• "Let's not sit on our birds, Robin!"
• "I'm Batman."
• "Anchovies Away, Penguin!"
• "Let's not be.. wildered, Robin!"
• "The pun's up, Riddler!"
• "Listen fuckers, fuck off!"
• "I'm Batman."
• "Listen folks, are you sexy?"
• "Listen ma'am, are you sexy?"
• "I'm Batman."
• "Listen folks, only at Zellers are you protected by..."
• "Listen ma'am, only at Zellers are you protected by..."
• "Well Said, Robin! (In a British-type of voice.)"
• "You're protected at Zellers because the lowest price is the law!"
• "Yes!"
• "I'm Batman."
• "Well shed (said), Robin!"
• "Paws off the cocks-s-s-s-s-s-s!"
• "Punk is nothing but death... and crime... and the Rage of a Beast."
• "Pigs.. From A Gun!!"
• "This is why Superman works alone."
• "I'm Batman."

Trivia

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Batman once cried manly tears when he spoke his famous one-liner.

• He should not be confused with Man-Bat (Dr. Kirk Langstrom), who is one of Batman's biggest enemies.
• Batman is one of the few people who have "facts" that are similar to Chuck Norris.
• He was once in the Aliens Vs. Predator series.
• He is a proud supporter of sodomy.
• He also had more Robins on his side when years go by.
• One time, Batman actually became a couch potato. Because of that, many villains went and destroyed Gotham City because of Batman's fatass.
• He believes that punk-rock music is nothing but death, crime, and the Rage of a Beast.
• Batman knows the reason why Superman works alone.
  • However, he doesn't know why the devil made rock n' roll music in the first place.
• He's Batman.

First Used In A Poop By

• EnoRed