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| − | Bowser Jr. ( | + | Bowser Jr. (1998-1988) was [[Bowser]]'s 8th and youngest child. Of his siblings, he was the dumbest and weakest of them all, which [[Bowser|his father]] approved of, but not anyone else. |
| − | + | He also wanted to [[fuck]] [[Mario]], which led to [[Bowser|his father]] admitting that he wanted to [[fuck]] him. | |
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== Likes == | == Likes == | ||
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*Vandalism | *Vandalism | ||
[[Image:ShadowMario.jpg|thumb|right|He once had the [[Magic Drugs|magic]] to become a fake form of [[Mario]] called Shadow Mario.]] | [[Image:ShadowMario.jpg|thumb|right|He once had the [[Magic Drugs|magic]] to become a fake form of [[Mario]] called Shadow Mario.]] | ||
*Becoming the fake Mario form called Shadow Mario. | *Becoming the fake Mario form called Shadow Mario. | ||
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== Dislikes == | == Dislikes == | ||
*His siblings [[Ludwig]], [[Lemmy]], [[Roy]], [[Iggy Koopa|Iggy]], [[Wendy]], [[Morton]] and [[Larry]] (especially Wendy, for obvious reasons) | *His siblings [[Ludwig]], [[Lemmy]], [[Roy]], [[Iggy Koopa|Iggy]], [[Wendy]], [[Morton]] and [[Larry]] (especially Wendy, for obvious reasons) | ||
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Rick Astley]] |
*Women (They're his worst nightmare) | *Women (They're his worst nightmare) | ||
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== Disliked By== | == Disliked By== | ||
| − | *Just about everybody | + | *Just about everybody except for Bowser. |
===Used in a Poop by=== | ===Used in a Poop by=== | ||
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== Death == | == Death == | ||
| − | Bowser Jr. committed [[suicide]] | + | Bowser Jr. committed [[suicide]] in the year 1988, after spending 3 years in [[the '80s]]. He ended-up in [[the '80s]] in the first place after stealing [[Back to the Future|Dr. Emmett Brown]]'s DeLorean, and crashing it in 1985. |
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| + | He committed suicide after being called a [[retard]] by [[Super Macho Man|everyone in Southern California]], and the rejection by [[Bowser|his own father]] (since he technically didn't exist yet). | ||
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| + | He killed himself in the [[Japanese]] style of seppuku, though he negated the regained honour by crying throughout. As a result, he went to [[the Pit]], where, to this day, he remains, constantly graffiti-ing the Pit. | ||
[[Category:Gay Characters]] | [[Category:Gay Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Retarded Characters]] | [[Category:Retarded Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Dead]] | [[Category:Dead]] | ||
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[[Category:Video Game Characters]] | [[Category:Video Game Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Evil Characters]] | [[Category:Evil Characters]] | ||
Revision as of 20:11, 28 April 2010
This article is filed under Characters.Bowser Jr. (1998-1988) was Bowser's 8th and youngest child. Of his siblings, he was the dumbest and weakest of them all, which his father approved of, but not anyone else.
He also wanted to fuck Mario, which led to his father admitting that he wanted to fuck him.
Likes
- Vandalism
- Becoming the fake Mario form called Shadow Mario.
Dislikes
- His siblings Ludwig, Lemmy, Roy, Iggy, Wendy, Morton and Larry (especially Wendy, for obvious reasons)
- Rick Astley
- Women (They're his worst nightmare)
Disliked By
- Just about everybody except for Bowser.
Used in a Poop by
Death
Bowser Jr. committed suicide in the year 1988, after spending 3 years in the '80s. He ended-up in the '80s in the first place after stealing Dr. Emmett Brown's DeLorean, and crashing it in 1985.
He committed suicide after being called a retard by everyone in Southern California, and the rejection by his own father (since he technically didn't exist yet).
He killed himself in the Japanese style of seppuku, though he negated the regained honour by crying throughout. As a result, he went to the Pit, where, to this day, he remains, constantly graffiti-ing the Pit.
