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==Effects==
 
==Effects==
 
They make your problems go away (although [[Grounder]] denies this). They help you see ordinary things in a WAY cool way! Magic Drugs containing impurities cause [[Pickle Surprise]], and other nightmarish hell (make sure that your Magic Drugs are pure).
 
They make your problems go away (although [[Grounder]] denies this). They help you see ordinary things in a WAY cool way! Magic Drugs containing impurities cause [[Pickle Surprise]], and other nightmarish hell (make sure that your Magic Drugs are pure).
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Magic Drugs in an injectable form make your problems go away, allow you to see [[Link|stuff]] in a way cool way, and, in addition to the effects of regular Magic Drugs, also [[Ganon|great]]ly increase your muscle mass, though shrink your [[balls]].
  
 
==How to Take Them==
 
==How to Take Them==

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He-Man owns them. Thems made from Uctions.

Magic drugs are good for you. You can obtain them if you have Money.

Effects

They make your problems go away (although Grounder denies this). They help you see ordinary things in a WAY cool way! Magic Drugs containing impurities cause Pickle Surprise, and other nightmarish hell (make sure that your Magic Drugs are pure). Magic Drugs in an injectable form make your problems go away, allow you to see stuff in a way cool way, and, in addition to the effects of regular Magic Drugs, also greatly increase your muscle mass, though shrink your balls.

How to Take Them

Take "one" from someone other than your parents or your Mama Luigi.

How NOT to Take Them

First, ya say "NO!" (or "no thanks").


People who like Magic Drugs

People who don't like Magic Drugs

Variations

Always remember to bring your old man a Cold One.

Some variations of regular Magic Drugs include:

  • Smokes
  • Very Big Drug (VBD)
  • Fabulous Secret Magic Drugs
  • Fabulous Secret Special Magic Drugs
  • Opium
  • Weed

Alchoholic-Type Beverages