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[[Image:Canada.png|frame|O, Canada... our home and native land, eh?]]
 
[[Image:Canada.png|frame|O, Canada... our home and native land, eh?]]
Welcome to '''Canada''', eh? Canada is basically just like [[America]] except we speak two languages, our country is bigger, our alphabet doesn't rhyme, and [[Capcom|people]] tend to forget about us, eh? We also make delicious maple syrup, and it's always snowing, eh?
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''[[Canada/Francais|En Francais]]''
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Welcome to '''Canada''', eh? Canada is basically just like [[America]] except we speak two languages (especially in Quebec), our country is bigger, our alphabet doesn't rhyme, and [[Capcom|people]] tend to forget about us, eh? We also make delicious maple syrup, eat doughnuts, play Hockey and it's always snowing, eh?
  
 
==Canadians, Eh?==
 
==Canadians, Eh?==
 
*[[Bear Hugger]]
 
*[[Bear Hugger]]
*Rush
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*[[Tekken|Raven]]
*Terrance and Philip
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*Trailer Park Boys
*Peter Cullen
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*Rush (Now this is something that we aren't ashamed of, eh?)
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*[[South Park|Terrance and Philip]]
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*Half of the WWE
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*[[Ren and Stimpy|John Kricfalusi]], the [[Adolf Hitler|Adolf Hitler]] of animation
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*[[Justin Bieber]]
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*[[Shit|Nickelback]]
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*[[The Berenstain Bears|Michael Cera]]
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*[[The Last of Us|Ellen Page]]
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*[[Mama Luigi|Tony Rosato]]
 
*[[:Category:Pooper - From Canada|These guys]]
 
*[[:Category:Pooper - From Canada|These guys]]
*Also [[:Category:Characters - Canadian|These guys]].
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*Also [[:Category:Characters - Canadian|these guys]].
*Justin Bieber (were really ashamed, eh?)
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*[[God|Alanis Morissette]]
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*[[Bill Cosby|Sidney Crosby]]
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*Jim Carrey
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*[[Austin Powers|Mike Myers]]
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*[[Star Trek|William Shatner]]
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*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_City_Television SCTV]
  
 
==Disliked By, Eh?==
 
==Disliked By, Eh?==
 
*[[Homer Simpson]]
 
*[[Homer Simpson]]
*[[:Category:Characters - American|Americans]]
 
 
*[[Orson Welles]]
 
*[[Orson Welles]]
 
*[[Richard Nixon]]
 
*[[Richard Nixon]]
*[[Capcom]] (There's not a single Canadian in ''Street Fighter''. Except possibly M. Bison, but that's crazy talk, ya hooser.)
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*[[Hank Hill]] and not surprisingly, Mike Judge.
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*Hosers
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*[[Capcom]] (There's not a single Canadian in ''Street Fighter''. Except possibly M. Bison, but that's crazy talk, ya hoser.)
  
 
==Other Information, Eh?==
 
==Other Information, Eh?==
 
*It's the second-largest country in the world, right next to [[:Category:Characters - Russian|Russia]]. That sure is an achievement, eh?
 
*It's the second-largest country in the world, right next to [[:Category:Characters - Russian|Russia]]. That sure is an achievement, eh?
 
*Some poopers have actually come from Canada. In fact, [[Toys Gone Wild|one extremely popular poop]] was made in Canada.
 
*Some poopers have actually come from Canada. In fact, [[Toys Gone Wild|one extremely popular poop]] was made in Canada.
*We've got Zellers instead of Target, and both [[Batman]] and [[Robin]] love to advertise for Zellers after stopping crimes involving extremely high prices. Not too bad of an advertisement, eh?
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*For the longest time we had Zellers instead of Target, and both [[Batman]] and [[Robin]] love to advertise for Zellers after stopping crimes involving extremely high prices. Not too bad of an advertisement, eh?
*We got ''[[Pokémon]] Diamond and Pearl'' early. Eat that, America!
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**Target took over Zellers and then got driven out of the country due to lack of business. They were here for only two years, eh? (We prefer Walmart cause our Walmarts are actually pretty ok-eh.)
*Despite being made in Canada, we don't get [[Ed, Edd, n' Eddy]]. That's special.
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*Despite being made in Canada, we don't get [[Ed, Edd, n' Eddy]], eh?
*They don't show [[The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack]] either. Also special.
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*[[Dr. Robotnik]] has ''already'' conquered Canada, eh?
*We find the word "war" [[Beasties|offensive in show titles]]. Even more special.
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*[[Crow T. Robot]] thinks that Canadian [[Bacon]] is a celebrity... '''''Eh?'''''
*[[Dr. Robotnik]] has conquered Canada.
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*[[Total Drama Island|Our 21st century shows]] suck, eh?
*[[Lucky Star|Loli]] is illegal here. Sankaku Complex, eat your heart out.
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*[[Coach Z]] has a Canadian cousin named "Coach Zed", eh?
*[[Total Drama Island|Our 21st century shows]] suck.
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*Has delicious trees that Americans dream about snacking on, eh?
*[[Coach Z]] has a Canadian cousin named "Coach Zed".
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*We hosted the 1988 & 2010 Winter Olympics, as well as the 1976 Summer Olympics, eh?
*We hosted the 1986 & 2010 Winter Olympics, as well as the 1976 Summer Olympics. Recognition!
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*They do well in hockey, even when [[America]] ended up beating them that one time. <s>We'll get you next time, USA. Next time!!</s> Oh wait, we already did that...never mind. Eh.
*They do well in hockey, even when [[America]] ended up beating them that one time. <s>We'll get you next time, USA. Next time.</s> Oh wait, we already did that. Never mind.
 
 
*We don't say "eh" all the time, eh?
 
*We don't say "eh" all the time, eh?
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*We are considered adults at 18 instead of 21, eh?
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*We are part of the domain of Her Majesty, [[United Kingdom|Queen Elizabeth II]], eh?
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==See Also, Eh?==
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*[[:Category:Pooper - From Canada]]
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*[[:Category:Sources - Made in Canada]]
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*[[:Category:Characters - Canadian]]
 
[[Category:Places]]
 
[[Category:Places]]
 
[[Category:Countries]]
 
[[Category:Countries]]

Latest revision as of 14:22, 5 October 2024

O, Canada... our home and native land, eh?

En Francais

Welcome to Canada, eh? Canada is basically just like America except we speak two languages (especially in Quebec), our country is bigger, our alphabet doesn't rhyme, and people tend to forget about us, eh? We also make delicious maple syrup, eat doughnuts, play Hockey and it's always snowing, eh?

Canadians, Eh?[edit]

Disliked By, Eh?[edit]

Other Information, Eh?[edit]

  • It's the second-largest country in the world, right next to Russia. That sure is an achievement, eh?
  • Some poopers have actually come from Canada. In fact, one extremely popular poop was made in Canada.
  • For the longest time we had Zellers instead of Target, and both Batman and Robin love to advertise for Zellers after stopping crimes involving extremely high prices. Not too bad of an advertisement, eh?
    • Target took over Zellers and then got driven out of the country due to lack of business. They were here for only two years, eh? (We prefer Walmart cause our Walmarts are actually pretty ok-eh.)
  • Despite being made in Canada, we don't get Ed, Edd, n' Eddy, eh?
  • Dr. Robotnik has already conquered Canada, eh?
  • Crow T. Robot thinks that Canadian Bacon is a celebrity... Eh?
  • Our 21st century shows suck, eh?
  • Coach Z has a Canadian cousin named "Coach Zed", eh?
  • Has delicious trees that Americans dream about snacking on, eh?
  • We hosted the 1988 & 2010 Winter Olympics, as well as the 1976 Summer Olympics, eh?
  • They do well in hockey, even when America ended up beating them that one time. We'll get you next time, USA. Next time!! Oh wait, we already did that...never mind. Eh.
  • We don't say "eh" all the time, eh?
  • We are considered adults at 18 instead of 21, eh?
  • We are part of the domain of Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, eh?

See Also, Eh?[edit]