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|name=Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa
 
|name=Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa
 
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|sex=Yes, please.
 
|sex=Yes, please.
 
|noaddsex=yes
 
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|age=69
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|dob={{Birth|1980}}
 
|occupation=Man-whore/Nazi
 
|occupation=Man-whore/Nazi
 
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'''Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa''' is one of [[King Koopa]]'s sons.
 
'''Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa''' is one of [[King Koopa]]'s sons.
 
  
  
 
===Personality===
 
===Personality===
You know it's Cheatsy if he's...
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You know it's Larry if he's...
  
* Plotting Mario and Luigi's downfall
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*Plotting Mario and Luigi's downfall.
* Telling Monty Moles to stand there
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*Telling Monty Moles to stand there.
* Hanging out with a Koopa with a pink shell with sunglasses named [[Bully]]  
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*Hanging out with a Koopa with a <s>pink</s> purple shell with sunglasses named [[Roy Koopa]].
* He is a poseur
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*He is a poseur.
* His erection lasts more than 4 hours
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*His erection lasts more than 4 hours.
* Humping football players
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*Humping football players.
* Raping the floor
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*Raping the floor.
* Eavesdropping
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*Eavesdropping
*Saying "[[Cum]]" over and over
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*Saying "[[Cum]]" over and over.
 
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*Gushing about his shiny eyelids.
== Trivia ==
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[[Image:1190422-larrykoopa_large-1-.jpg‎|thumb|Larry , after taking a little boy's last dime.]]
 
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[[Image:Av-3230.gif|frame|right|Larry being stupid and happy.]]
*The cheatsy life is lots of fun. LOTS OF FUN.
 
*His cum apprently looks and feels like snow.
 
*He claims that he can lick his elbow. This has not yet been proven.
 
*He appears to have been working with [[Hitler|Adolf Hitler]].
 
*Cheatsy's orgasm can cause an earthquake. This has been proven by the OCA (Orgasmic Cum Association).
 
*He has lung cancer and prostate cancer, as well as bladder control problems.
 
*Is currently a follower of the [[Yoshi#Legal_Issues_.26_Politics|Yoshi regime]].
 
*Owner of the Chillton Hotel, which is built in a mine full of ice.
 
*Has been accused of raping [[The Princess]] at his Koopa Hotel (The Chilton Hotel). But come on, who wouldn't want to rape her?
 
*He once saw his sister, [[Kootie Pie]] having [[sex]] with [[Luigi|Castonova Koopa]], he is currently in therapy because of it.
 
  
 
==Dislikes==
 
==Dislikes==
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*[[Lemmy]]
 
*[[Lemmy]]
 
*[[Communists]] (much to Lemmy's dismay)
 
*[[Communists]] (much to Lemmy's dismay)
*Jews
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*[[Jews]]
 
*Non-aryans
 
*Non-aryans
 
*The fact that he wasn't in any [[Mario]] sports game but Monty Mole was.
 
*The fact that he wasn't in any [[Mario]] sports game but Monty Mole was.
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==Liked By==
 
==Liked By==
 
*[[King Koopa]]
 
*[[King Koopa]]
*[[Kooky|Ludwig]]
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*[[Ludwig Von Koopa]]
*[[Hitler|Adolf Hitler]]
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*[[Adolf Hitler]]
 
*[[Fat|Benito Mussolini]]
 
*[[Fat|Benito Mussolini]]
 
*[[Nazi|The National Social German Worker's Party]]
 
*[[Nazi|The National Social German Worker's Party]]
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==Disliked By==
 
==Disliked By==
*Let's just say everyone and call it a day
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*Let's just say everyone else and call it a day
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== Trivia ==
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*The cheatsy life is lots of fun. LOTS OF FUN.
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*His cum apprently looks and feels like snow.
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*He claims that he can lick his elbow. This has not yet been proven.
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*He appears to have been working with [[Hitler|Adolf Hitler]].
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*He is the Emperor of Eavesdropping, a title he obtained in 1984 at the age of 4, after the previous Emperor of Eavesdropping [[die]]d of unknown causes.
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*Larry's orgasm can cause an earthquake. This has been proven by the OCA (Orgasmic Cum Association).
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*He has lung cancer and [[Ass|Prostate Cancer]], as well as bladder control problems.
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*He is a reincarnated Hauptsturmführer (Captain) of the [[Nazi|SS]] that was hanged at the end of WWII by [[Polish]] [[soldier|troops]].
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*Is currently a follower of the [[Yoshi#Legal_Issues_.26_Politics|Yoshi regime]].
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**If the regime takes power, he shall have the position of First Lord of the Treasury.
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*Owner of the Chillton Hotel, which is built in a mine full of ice.
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*Has been accused of raping [[The Princess]] at his Koopa Hotel (The Chilton Hotel). But come on, who wouldn't want to rape her?
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*He once saw his sister, [[Wendy O.]] having [[sex]] with [[Luigi|Casanova Koopa]]. He is currently in therapy because of it.
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*His favourite cl[[ass]] in [[Team Fortress 2]] is the [[Spy]].
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*He can't tell the difference between [[Luigi]] and [[Weegee]].
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*Owns the [[Mario Kart|Electrodrome]], an electronic dance club.
  
 
==Memorable Quotes==
 
==Memorable Quotes==
  
*IYAAAAAAAARGH!
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*AT LAST! My time has come!
*AT LAST! My time has [[Cum|CUM]]!
 
 
*That's a relief...if it was pesky plumbers, we'd REALLY be in trouble.
 
*That's a relief...if it was pesky plumbers, we'd REALLY be in trouble.
*I am the emperor of evesdroping!
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*I am the [[Spy|emperor of eavesdropping]]!
*[[Retard|Don't just help him! STAND THERE!]]
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*Don't just help him! STAND THERE!
 
*GET HIM DOWN!! NOW!!!
 
*GET HIM DOWN!! NOW!!!
 
*You think those Dodos would've learned from me!
 
*You think those Dodos would've learned from me!
*...Dissiz Bahddurdan BAAHD-DAAHD!
 
 
*The only way you guys are gonna save the egg is by shopping at the Koopamart!
 
*The only way you guys are gonna save the egg is by shopping at the Koopamart!
 
*Take these prisoners to the dungeon, while we decide what to do with Mr. Koopa's Neighborhood.
 
*Take these prisoners to the dungeon, while we decide what to do with Mr. Koopa's Neighborhood.
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Latest revision as of 14:35, 2 November 2019

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Name: Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa
Appears In: Super Mario Brothers 3, The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, Super Mario World
Sex: Yes, please.
DOB: 1980 (age 43–44)
Occupation(s): Man-whore/Nazi
Played By: James Rankin (AoSMB3, SMW cartoon), Lani Minella (New SMB Wii)

Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa is one of King Koopa's sons.


Personality[edit]

You know it's Larry if he's...

  • Plotting Mario and Luigi's downfall.
  • Telling Monty Moles to stand there.
  • Hanging out with a Koopa with a pink purple shell with sunglasses named Roy Koopa.
  • He is a poseur.
  • His erection lasts more than 4 hours.
  • Humping football players.
  • Raping the floor.
  • Eavesdropping
  • Saying "Cum" over and over.
  • Gushing about his shiny eyelids.
Larry , after taking a little boy's last dime.
Larry being stupid and happy.

Dislikes[edit]

Liked By[edit]

Disliked By[edit]

  • Let's just say everyone else and call it a day

Trivia[edit]

  • The cheatsy life is lots of fun. LOTS OF FUN.
  • His cum apprently looks and feels like snow.
  • He claims that he can lick his elbow. This has not yet been proven.
  • He appears to have been working with Adolf Hitler.
  • He is the Emperor of Eavesdropping, a title he obtained in 1984 at the age of 4, after the previous Emperor of Eavesdropping died of unknown causes.
  • Larry's orgasm can cause an earthquake. This has been proven by the OCA (Orgasmic Cum Association).
  • He has lung cancer and Prostate Cancer, as well as bladder control problems.
  • He is a reincarnated Hauptsturmführer (Captain) of the SS that was hanged at the end of WWII by Polish troops.
  • Is currently a follower of the Yoshi regime.
    • If the regime takes power, he shall have the position of First Lord of the Treasury.
  • Owner of the Chillton Hotel, which is built in a mine full of ice.
  • Has been accused of raping The Princess at his Koopa Hotel (The Chilton Hotel). But come on, who wouldn't want to rape her?
  • He once saw his sister, Wendy O. having sex with Casanova Koopa. He is currently in therapy because of it.
  • His favourite class in Team Fortress 2 is the Spy.
  • He can't tell the difference between Luigi and Weegee.
  • Owns the Electrodrome, an electronic dance club.

Memorable Quotes[edit]

  • AT LAST! My time has come!
  • That's a relief...if it was pesky plumbers, we'd REALLY be in trouble.
  • I am the emperor of eavesdropping!
  • Don't just help him! STAND THERE!
  • GET HIM DOWN!! NOW!!!
  • You think those Dodos would've learned from me!
  • The only way you guys are gonna save the egg is by shopping at the Koopamart!
  • Take these prisoners to the dungeon, while we decide what to do with Mr. Koopa's Neighborhood.
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