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|name=Shadow the Hedgehog
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|caption=Totally hardcore angst rebel punk bad[[ass]] mother[[fuck]]er
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|image=Shadow the angsthog.jpg
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|nationality=English
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|dob={{Birth|1937}}(Cryogenicly frozen for a while, physical age is around 50)
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|cast=David Humphrey, [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Jason Anthony Griffith]], [[Don Patch|Kirk Thornton]], Koji Yusa}}
  
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[[image:furryballs.gif|250px|thumb|right|Shadow doing what he does best.]]
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==WHO THE '''FUCK''' IS HE?!==
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== WHO THE F*** IS HE!==
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Shadow is a black and red hedgehog with a sketchy past, supposedly created by Professor Gerald as the ultimate life form, though there are rumors that [[SEGA]] created him from spliced [[Sonic]] DNA. He enjoys shooting things, riding motorcycles, bitching about some girl named "MARIAAAAAAAAA", running around carnivals trying to find "that '''DAMN''' fourth Chaos Emerald", sending people straight to [[hell]], and skating with his shoes. He does not enjoy fanart of him banging Rouge, Sonic, [[Knuckles]], [[Ruthie312|fangirls]], or [[Mudkip|Mudkips]] (sadly), and having to shoot [[Mudkip|Mudkips]] when someone browses for [[porn]] on the web. He also loves swearing, which is hilarious coming from a black/red cartoon hedgehog with chest hair.
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Shadow is a black and red gay emo hedgehog, created by Professor Gerald as the ultimate lifeform. He enjoys shooting things, riding motorcycles,whining about some girl named "MARIAAAAAAAAA", running around carnivals trying to find "that damn fourth Chaos Emerald", sending people straight to hell, and skating with his shoes. He does not enjoy fanart of him banging Sonic or Rouge, Sonic, [[Knuckles|Fuckles]], retarded [[Ruthie312|fangirls]], [[Mudkip|Mudkips]] (sadly), and having to shoot [[Mudkip|Mudkips]] when someone browses for porn on the web. He is a stupid character and all, and HOW CAN SOMEONE ''NOT'' LIEK [[Mudkip|MUDKIPS]]?!!?8( Oh wait, that's right. Anyone with a good sense of humor, that's who. Silly me!
 
  
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== Reception ==
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==Reception==
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Shadow is the most hated character of the Sonic series. He is an emo cutter, whiny bitch, and the reason for Sonic's downfall. A lot of his fans are annoying as hell. Mostly consisting of preteen rabid fangirls, as [[Mama Luigi]] has stated. Acording to [[Dr Rabbit]], he sticks to your teeth and makes [[cum|PLAQUE MONSTERS]] GROW, but this has yet to be proven and stuff...
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[[Image:34 fanart sonic 05.jpg|250px|thumb|left|BOO!!!]]
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'''BOW YOUR HEADS LOW, ALL HAIL SHADOW!'''<br>
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~One half of the Sonic fandom.
  
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== Love Life?? ==
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'''KILL THAT BASTARD SHADOW.'''<br>
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Many fans beleive that [[No|Shadow is in love with Rouge the Bat]]. Others say [[No|he's in love with Sonic]]. Rumors have been flying around that he has some sort of relationship with
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~The other half.
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Knuckles the Echidna. There have been reports of sightings of them "doing stuff". Shadow is also raped by a mini version of Knuckles on a regular basis. Whether he enjoys it or not is still up for debate. Knuckles once banged Shadow to impress Rouge (she stated that she thought gay guys were pretty sexy). He did so for 30 minutes, so either he was really that desperate or he enjoyed doing it. Also, in a Poop currently in the making by [[Ruthie312]], Knuckles tells him that "he's always wanted to f***" Shadow , and Shadow replies with "As you wish!" An odd relationship, indeed. In truth, he loves banging fellow emo guys. Shadow is 100% gay, and loves drinking cum and sucking cock.
 
  
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== Death ==
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==Quotes==
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Despite [[DIE]]ing multiple times due to his suicidal nature and Sega often deciding to kill him off and then bringing him back in a stupid way thus making his death scenes pointless, Shadow is now completely deceased. He was killed last Thursday. He invaded a local mall and attempted to destroy every member of the female race, and tied up several male children (whom he intended to rape). Unfortunately for Shadow, [[Captain Falcon]] was at that mall on that day. The two fought for hours, but Falcon eventually came out victorious after delivering the biggest [[Falcon Punch]] of all time, killing Shadow and everyone else in the mall. Captain Falcon was the only survivor.
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|I am Shadow the Hedgehog. Since you were so kind to release me, MY MASTER... [[Genie|I will grant you one wish.]]}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|I am Shadow the Hedgehog. I am the world's ultimate life form. There's no time for games... farewell!}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|I am Shadow the Hedgehog. I've left the past behind me. No one can tell me what to do now! I will destroy you, Black [[Doom]]!}}
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== Quotes ==
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|I'm Shadow. Shadow the Hedgehog.}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|I am Shadow the Hedgehog. I've left the past behind me. No one can tell me what to do now! I will destroy you, Black Doom!}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Who are you, and how do you know my name?}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|You have no control over me, Black Doom. I now understand why I am here. I made a promise and I'm here to keep it. Today, I put my past behind me}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Disappear!}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Goodbye forever... Shadow the Hedgehog}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Stay here.}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Where's that DAMN! fourth Chaos Emerald?}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|You have no control over me, Black [[Doom]]. [[I]] now understand why I am here. I made a promise and I'm here to keep it. Today, I put my past behind me.}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Goodbye, doctor}}
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[[File:Tumblr l6c3r5zKzR1qbpgxmo1 500.jpg|thumb|right|275px|Shadow once had a heartbreaking goodbye with Shrek.]]
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Not you again}}
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[[File:Shadow the fomo.jpg|thumb|right|If you fuck with him he'll send you straight to hell!]]
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|You scum! You're going down!}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Goodbye forever... Shadow the Hedgehog.}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Black Doom! Your reign ends here, and it ends NOW!}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Where's that DAMN fourth Chaos Emerald?}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|MARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Damn you! Ugh!}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Damn, Not here}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Damn, [[no]]t here!}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Damn it}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Damn it!!}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Chaos Spear}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|With the power of these emeralds, I'm going to destroy this damn planet!}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Leave them it's better}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Yes, doctor... you will regret ever having created me... you're going straight to hell!}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|You fixed yourself a certain mission, You must survive to accomplish it someday}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|I'm Shadow the Hedgehog... and now... I am ''the most powerful hedgehog in the world!''}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Good if you don't}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Goodbye, Doctor.}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|She did not belong to the past, She continued to look toward the future}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Not you again!}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|[[You]] scum! You're going down!}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Black [[Doom]]! Your reign ends here, and it ends NOW!}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|MARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Chaos Spear!!}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Leave them. It's better.}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|You fixed yourself a certain mission. You must survive to accomplish it someday.}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Good if you don't.}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|She did not belong to the past. She continued to look toward the future.}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|I hear you and it's whenever you want!}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|I hear you and it's whenever you want!}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|We really do look alike. It's uncanny}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|We really do look alike. It's uncanny.}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|You traitor!}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|You traitor!}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|As you wish}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|''Faker''!? I think YOU'RE the fake hedgehog around here!}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|As you wish.}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|CHAOS...BLAST!}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|CHAOS...BLAST!}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Yes, but that alone is insufficient.}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|[[Yes]], but that alone is insufficient.}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|How could this happen to me? I made my mistakes. Got nowhere to run. The night goes on, as I'm fading away. I'm sick of this life. I just want to scream. How could this happen to me?}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|DON'T TOUCH [[penis|IT]]!}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|CHAOS CONTROL!!!}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|This is who I am!}}
  
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== Rare Quotes ==
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[[image:SephShadow.JPG|thumb|right|Die Hard with a hedgehog.]]
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Sonic, Today is the day that i kill you and become the ultimate hedgehog.}}
 
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Wait untill i shoot down all of those damn fangirls.}}
 
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Oh yeah, Time to get laid.}}
 
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|[[THIS IS SPARTA]]!}}
 
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Screw you Maria.}}
 
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|CHAOS.....FART!!!}}
 
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|I shall destroy you!}}
 
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.}}
 
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Maria i wanted to rape you!!!!!!.}}
 
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[[image:SephShadow.JPG|thumb|right|SEPHIROTH!!!.]]
 
  
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== Likes ==
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==Likes==
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*Firearms.
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*Firearms
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*Bikes.
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*Katanas
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*[[User:MightyKombat|Mortal Kombat]].
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*Motorbikes
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*[[Akuma]].
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*Torturing [[Sonic]]
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*[[Ryu]].
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*Saying DAMN!
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*Cutting Himself
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*Granting wishes
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*Crying
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*Maria
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*Penises
 
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*Oral Sex
 
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*Anal Sex
 
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*Hand Jobs
 
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*Blow Jobs
 
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*Ejaculating
 
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*Drinking Semen
 
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*Taking Baths in Cum
 
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*Men
 
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*Getting dicks shoved in his tight asshole
 
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*Sucking Penises
 
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*Fingering himself up the asshole
 
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*Young Boys
 
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*Jerking Other Men's penises off
 
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*Being an emo
 
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*Being a faggot
 
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*Testicles
 
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*Pubic Hair
 
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*[[Cum]]
 
  
 
== Dislikes ==
 
== Dislikes ==
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*Everything that isn't related to male genitalia.
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*Everything except firearms and katanas.
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*Women
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*Black [[Doom]]
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*[[Dr. Eggman]]
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[[image:Demo.PNG|thumb|right|The [[Demoman]] looking at Shamolly porn.]]
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*[[Leon]]
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*[[Sonic The Hedgehog]]
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*Broken computers
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*The tons of girls who think he's sexy
  
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== Trivia ==
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==Trivia==
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* [[Sonic]] is less powerful than Shadow - FACT. [Contributed by Sonic.]
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{{vid|5qyPSoZC2qc}}
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* Shadow is more powerful than Sonic. - FACT.[Contributed by Sonic.]
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*[[dreamcastboy99filmz]] is a fan of his.
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* those last 2 facts weren't facts. [Contributed by Shadow.]
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* His father is an evil alien leader.
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* Uh, yeah they were, bitch.[Contributed by Sonic.]
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* He '''WILL NOT''' bring [[sex]]y back.
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* Damn you, Sonic.[Contributed by Shadow.]
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* His long lost evil [[Krystal|crystal]] twin from 10 years ago killed Sonic, which is something [[Robotnik|Robothead]] could not do his whole life.
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* Fuck you, Sonic.[Contributed by Shadow.]
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* He keeps losing his iPod.
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* HE'S TOO FAST!!
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* Likes kicking [[Silver the Hedgehog|the white hedgehog]] in the [[Mario Head|head.]]
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* He's cooler than that fellow faggot [[Silver]].
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* He has a severe case of paranoia.
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* He's NOT cooler than [[Yes|Robotnik]].
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* Despite rumors of his being [[gay]], as well as his fans saying he's straight due to [[Maria]], he's actually bisexual. Deal with it.
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* He's NOT cooler than [[Sonic]]
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* Shadow can fix computers by chopping them as hard as he can. The reason why the computer doesn't break down after that is because computers are magic.
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* HIS DAD IS AN AN EVIL ALIEN LEADER LOL WHUT.
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* He got his own game, and it's a riot.
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* He had to find and rescue Mama Luigi from one of Black Doom's seven Chaos Emeralds, but still can't find her. :(
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* '''THIS IS WHO I AM!'''
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* He '''WILL NOT''' bring sexy back.
 
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* His long lost evil crystal twin from 10 years ago killed Sonic, Something [[Robotnik|Robothead]] could not do his whole life.
 
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* Doesn't think that [[Broly]] is the Ultimate Life Form.
 
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* He Keeps losing his ipod.ice.
 
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* Likes kicking [[Silver|White Hedgehog]] in the head.
 
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* Like his some-what Brothers or something like that,Shadow Can go Super with the power of the [[Super AIDS]] to gain more powerful(Yet like the others Overuse-Death).
 
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* He has a severe case of paranoia
 
  
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Latest revision as of 14:26, 2 November 2019

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Shadow the angsthog.jpg

Totally hardcore angst rebel punk badass motherfucker

Name: Shadow the Hedgehog
DOB: 1937 (age 86–87)(Cryogenicly frozen for a while, physical age is around 50)
Nationality: English
Played By: David Humphrey, Jason Anthony Griffith, Kirk Thornton, Koji Yusa

WHO THE FUCK IS HE?![edit]

Shadow is a black and red hedgehog with a sketchy past, supposedly created by Professor Gerald as the ultimate life form, though there are rumors that SEGA created him from spliced Sonic DNA. He enjoys shooting things, riding motorcycles, bitching about some girl named "MARIAAAAAAAAA", running around carnivals trying to find "that DAMN fourth Chaos Emerald", sending people straight to hell, and skating with his shoes. He does not enjoy fanart of him banging Rouge, Sonic, Knuckles, fangirls, or Mudkips (sadly), and having to shoot Mudkips when someone browses for porn on the web. He also loves swearing, which is hilarious coming from a black/red cartoon hedgehog with chest hair.

Reception[edit]

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BOO!!!

BOW YOUR HEADS LOW, ALL HAIL SHADOW!
~One half of the Sonic fandom.

KILL THAT BASTARD SHADOW.
~The other half.

Quotes[edit]

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

I am Shadow the Hedgehog. Since you were so kind to release me, MY MASTER... I will grant you one wish.

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

I am Shadow the Hedgehog. I am the world's ultimate life form. There's no time for games... farewell!

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

I am Shadow the Hedgehog. I've left the past behind me. No one can tell me what to do now! I will destroy you, Black Doom!

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

I'm Shadow. Shadow the Hedgehog.

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

Who are you, and how do you know my name?

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

Disappear!

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

Stay here.

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

You have no control over me, Black Doom. I now understand why I am here. I made a promise and I'm here to keep it. Today, I put my past behind me.

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Shadow once had a heartbreaking goodbye with Shrek.
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If you fuck with him he'll send you straight to hell!
Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

Goodbye forever... Shadow the Hedgehog.

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

Where's that DAMN fourth Chaos Emerald?

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

Damn you! Ugh!

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

Damn, not here!

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

Damn it!!

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

With the power of these emeralds, I'm going to destroy this damn planet!

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

Yes, doctor... you will regret ever having created me... you're going straight to hell!

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

I'm Shadow the Hedgehog... and now... I am the most powerful hedgehog in the world!

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

Goodbye, Doctor.

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

Not you again!

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

You scum! You're going down!

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

Black Doom! Your reign ends here, and it ends NOW!

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

MARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

Chaos Spear!!

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

Leave them. It's better.

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

You fixed yourself a certain mission. You must survive to accomplish it someday.

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

Good if you don't.

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

She did not belong to the past. She continued to look toward the future.

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

I hear you and it's whenever you want!

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

We really do look alike. It's uncanny.

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

You traitor!

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

Faker!? I think YOU'RE the fake hedgehog around here!

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

As you wish.

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

CHAOS...BLAST!

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

Yes, but that alone is insufficient.

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

DON'T TOUCH IT!

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

CHAOS CONTROL!!!

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

This is who I am!

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Die Hard with a hedgehog.

Likes[edit]

  • Firearms
  • Katanas
  • Motorbikes
  • Torturing Sonic
  • Saying DAMN!
  • Granting wishes
  • Maria

Dislikes[edit]

Trivia[edit]

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  • dreamcastboy99filmz is a fan of his.
  • His father is an evil alien leader.
  • He WILL NOT bring sexy back.
  • His long lost evil crystal twin from 10 years ago killed Sonic, which is something Robothead could not do his whole life.
  • He keeps losing his iPod.
  • Likes kicking the white hedgehog in the head.
  • He has a severe case of paranoia.
  • Despite rumors of his being gay, as well as his fans saying he's straight due to Maria, he's actually bisexual. Deal with it.
  • Shadow can fix computers by chopping them as hard as he can. The reason why the computer doesn't break down after that is because computers are magic.
  • He got his own game, and it's a riot.
  • THIS IS WHO I AM!
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