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| − | Money is what everyone loves other than [[Magic Drugs]] and [[Uctions]]. It is written, all true [[Link|warriors]] strive for money. Lickboot, Wario, Scrooge McDuck, Kaiba, and other people | + | {{object}} |
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| + | |caption=[[Conker|HERE I AM,]] [[YOU]] [[Wario|GREEDY BASTARD!]] | ||
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| + | Money is the true, and most widely accepted, unit of happiness. It is what everyone loves other than [[Magic Drugs]] and [[Uctions]]. It is written, all true [[Link|warriors]] strive for money, and it is further written the more the merrier, which is especially true for money. In addition to being the standard unit of happiness, it can also buy more happiness, whether it be [[food]], [[drugs]], cars, whatever. Lickboot, Wario, Scrooge McDuck, Kaiba, and other people are especially fond of money. Grab that cash and with your hands make a stash. | ||
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| − | + | {{VidCaption|8_anbEJsr6s|A song about money.}} | |
| + | {{VidCaption|JwL8itFeiuc|A song about making lots of money.}} | ||
''Money'' became a fad after [[Ophios]] made a short video featuring [[Lickboot]] from the first [[Tom and Jerry]] movie , cutting out the audio where he says "money", and replacing it with the line "Money" from a Pink Floyd song, unsurprisingly named "Money." | ''Money'' became a fad after [[Ophios]] made a short video featuring [[Lickboot]] from the first [[Tom and Jerry]] movie , cutting out the audio where he says "money", and replacing it with the line "Money" from a Pink Floyd song, unsurprisingly named "Money." | ||
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== Types of Money == | == Types of Money == | ||
| − | *Yen | + | *[[Japan|Yen]] |
| − | * | + | *[[China|Yuan]] |
| − | *Pound | + | *[[United States of America|Do]][[Australia|ll]][[Canada|ar]][[New Zealand|s]] |
| − | *Euro | + | *[[United Kingdom|Pound]] |
| − | *Peso | + | *[[:Category:Europeans|Euro]] |
| + | *[[Mexico|Peso]] | ||
| + | *[[Russia|Ruble]] | ||
*[[Mario|Clams]] | *[[Mario|Clams]] | ||
| + | *[[King Koopa|Old Socks]] | ||
*[[Wario|Coins]] | *[[Wario|Coins]] | ||
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Rings]] | *[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Rings]] | ||
*[[Rupee]]s | *[[Rupee]]s | ||
*[[Shacho|Pokos]] | *[[Shacho|Pokos]] | ||
| + | *[[Kingdom Hearts|Munny]] | ||
| + | *[[Animal Crossing|Bells]] | ||
| + | *[[RuneScape|Gp]] | ||
*Etc. | *Etc. | ||
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== People Who Love Money == | == People Who Love Money == | ||
| − | *[[ | + | *All of [[:Category:Greedy Characters|these people]], as well as [[:Category:Business People|these people]]. |
| − | + | **Actually, everyone, other than [[Communists]], [[Nazi]]s, and other socialists. | |
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| − | + | ==Trivia== | |
| − | + | *The basic idea of currency is actually as old as civilization itself, and the basic idea of bartering as old as man itself. | |
| − | + | *If you have a lot of money, then you are [[:Category:Rich Characters|one of these characters]]. | |
| − | * | + | **If you bought [[Apple]] stock in [[the '70s]], [[Google]] stock in [[the '90s]], or just owned personal computer stock in general in [[the '80s]] (especially IBM or Apple), then you should be one of these people. |
| − | *[[ | + | *In many studies in many different countries (most notably in the [[United States]] and [[United Kingdom]]), trace amounts of [[Magic Drugs|cocaine]] have been found on paper money. But before you sniff your cash, be aware that there really isn't enough on there to get you high. |
| − | + | *The action of throwing money in the air at a strip club is called making it rain. Throwing change in the air is called making it hail, while throwing diamonds in the air would be making it snow. | |
| − | + | *<i>[[The '90s|Show me the money!]]</i> | |
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| − | + | ==Gallery of Wealth== | |
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| − | * | + | Image:Monopolymoney.jpg|Not real money. |
| − | + | Image:Moneyisnotatall.jpg|Why? Money is not at all. | |
| − | + | Image:Cwctranscribererror.png|[[Chris-Chan]] thinks everyone gives him money. | |
| − | + | Image:Moneysaving.JPG|The Money you could be saving with GEICO. How creepy... | |
| − | + | File:Money.jpg|[[American]] money. | |
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Latest revision as of 18:07, 13 January 2017
Money is the true, and most widely accepted, unit of happiness. It is what everyone loves other than Magic Drugs and Uctions. It is written, all true warriors strive for money, and it is further written the more the merrier, which is especially true for money. In addition to being the standard unit of happiness, it can also buy more happiness, whether it be food, drugs, cars, whatever. Lickboot, Wario, Scrooge McDuck, Kaiba, and other people are especially fond of money. Grab that cash and with your hands make a stash.
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Money became a fad after Ophios made a short video featuring Lickboot from the first Tom and Jerry movie , cutting out the audio where he says "money", and replacing it with the line "Money" from a Pink Floyd song, unsurprisingly named "Money."
Types of Money[edit]
People Who Love Money[edit]
- All of these people, as well as these people.
- Actually, everyone, other than Communists, Nazis, and other socialists.
Trivia[edit]
- The basic idea of currency is actually as old as civilization itself, and the basic idea of bartering as old as man itself.
- If you have a lot of money, then you are one of these characters.
- In many studies in many different countries (most notably in the United States and United Kingdom), trace amounts of cocaine have been found on paper money. But before you sniff your cash, be aware that there really isn't enough on there to get you high.
- The action of throwing money in the air at a strip club is called making it rain. Throwing change in the air is called making it hail, while throwing diamonds in the air would be making it snow.
- Show me the money!
Gallery of Wealth[edit]
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Not real money.
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Why? Money is not at all.
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Chris-Chan thinks everyone gives him money.
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The Money you could be saving with GEICO. How creepy...
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American money.
