Robotnik's Epic Adventure of Epicness

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Robotnik's Epic Adventure of Epicness is one of the landmark achievements of the Youchew Poop community. It is a beautiful tale of an "epic" adventure indeed. The multiple authors of which have disregarded excessive dialogue, allowing emotions and feelings to be read merely through the actions.

Dialogue

The occasional dialogue is well written and pleasant.

"First, Gotham. And then...THE WORLD!" --Robotnik, in a clever reference.

This reference is not only clever, but it does not shatter our suspension of disbelief, because it doubles as a throwback to a previous line:

[His apprentice] is controlled by his boss, who said......to assasinate his wife whose name is.... The world!!! --Narration

At another point, Tito yells in frustration of his lack of knowledge, showing in his character a man driven by a need to know. Just as in real life, where these types are often shunned as "annoying," so to does Tito not receive an answer for his own question. However, a slippery slope exists for even the most kind-hearted of characters, and Tito flies off of it. He is sent into a rage which results in the abortion of nine fetuses, and the end of the world. Is this not the sneakiest pro-life message you've ever seen in the media?

Politcal agenda

There is, of course, controversy of the story's political showcase of viewpoints. Some of these are well hidden, and some intentionally thinly-veiled. For example, Rex, a man who hosts a gay orgy within the first four pages, is then kidnapped by terrorists. Some have considered this a stab at the Christian Right, although others have seen it as an attack on religious extremists of all types. These ones wish to fire weapons at Americans, thus they might be a reference to terrorist Islam.

Preview

So far the story expands to sixteen beautiful yet short pages, and the story is still being written. Here is a four page preview.

Thezergwas browsing the fourms and came across We have a better one with robotnik in it. A better topic? like what send me link plz We had one about robotnik before, and it was fucking epic. Manwith10toes wrote:

We had one about Robotnik before, and it was fucking epic.Robotnik is always epic. Oh... So Can we start a new one? Robotnik was looking at the fourm one day and came across a filming session of a Drew Pickles gay porno. So he started to fap, when he was interupted by Drew Pickles

And much buttsecks ensued. Until Ed Bighead arrived, who was in a duel to the death with Pimpsahoy who took out a giant dildo and started to hit mr.bighead then all of a sudden Carl Winslow arrived to save the day! He handed Robotnik the one instrument that could defeat Pimpsahoy, which was a Mac OSX! Pimps tryed to use it but threw it out because it sucked so bad and then Dr.robotnik took out a wepon to fight pimps with. This wepon was a Rubber toy hammer. Which could shoot Vagasil(LOL WRONG SPEELING) So robotnik used it on pimps, then pimps was defeated. Robot ik gained 99 EXP POINTS! Then went to go check on his comp to fap more. BUT HE SAW SOMEONE THERE. IT WAS Drew Pickles, clearly enjoying all the hardcore furry yaoi Robotnik had on his hard drive.

Robotnik said "OMG U SUK U SHOULD DEI" and called someone to help him kill drew. IT WAS TAY ZONDAY. By the time Robotnik realized his mistake, it was too late. Everyone's flesh burned within a three-mile radius due to the massive dose of CHOCOLATE RAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNN. All hope seemed lost until Robotnik, Drew Pickles, and Ed Bighead So robotnik took out his portal gun and shot it. Then they were in the weird world of SUPER-HAPPY KAWAI CHIBI LAND! Suddenly, Richard Simmons appeared and started to rape ed big head. So He took out a anti-rape device and owned him. Then The Haruhi Suzumiya fanclub came by. Robotnik then sacrificed Richard Simmons to the Blood God, Khorne. This was a required act to obtain a yuri mag, witch was the key to the tresure(LOL BAD SPEELING) of Iamgaysomuch so they set off to the land of the Mushroom Kingdom. When they got there, they saw Luigi in front of his computer. He was looking at sonic yaoi. Robotnik shot him and took the map. They stopped at a local inn and then all of a sudden NINJAS, THOUSANDS OF THEM APPEARED!!!

So robotnik, being the pimp he is attack with his dildo and ownt them. BUT THE KING NINJA WAS REALLY... REALLY, REALLY BORED. He then summoned Scorpion to royally PWN them, however, Robotnik had a... massive, and I mean MASSIVE erection. Ed Bighead then pulled out the Necronomicon and began the incantation of Keith Moon, who was about to drink some beer with raw egg in it as a healing elixir, but was interrupted by the Sgt. Frog.

then robotnik tried to pull out a gun and shoot keroro, but HE WAS TOO BUSY FAPPING TO DOM'S NEW SIG THEN FOR NO REASON THE END, A POPULAR SONG BY A BAND CALLED THE DOORS PLAYED IN ROBOTNIK'S HEAD AS A YIFFING MACHINE WAS HANDED TO HIM BY TITO, WHO WAS WHO WAS RAPING MISS10. BUT SHE USED THE BAN HAMMER ON HIM AND HE GRABBED IT AND USED IT AS A DILDO WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN TITO CAME UP AND SKULLFUCKED a gutar.

TITO YELLED "WHAT THE FUCK IS A GUTAR" AND PROCEEDED TO ANALLY ABORT NINE FETUSES Which would then cause the end of the world. The planet has a year left to DIG INTO HARRY POTTER'S ASS AS IF HE WERE TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING FOR BREAKFAST But the scout had other plans. He ruthlessly and remorselessly BONK'D Harry Potter into oblivion when Tito ABORTED NINE MORE FETUSES And also abducted Sasuke and sacrificed him to the Blood God, Khorne and a mass suicide of dumbass 13-year-old girls ensued and Khorne granted Tito Another huge cock which he used to mouth rape Miss10 and Pimps at the same time.

Pims pen was chucking aspoon like a cracker barrel in a fresh french topiary. WHICH TRIGGERED... This thread suddenly ressurecting from the dead, and everyone went back to Black Mesa East to celebrate when the Demoman showed up with a pizza and ate dinner 4 hours erlyer so he sacrafised the pizza pizza pie to bagle the god of mamaluigi who had an earache from who had an earache from being raped in the ear by Drew Pickles during a reheresal for one of his upcoming gay pornos when suddenly Mr. Dink was about to say something when Billy Mays burst into the room, shouting in a drunken rage, "O HAI EVRY1!! IM BILLY MAYS!" Robotnik leaped into action, summoning... A KILLSWITCH so he could Destroy Saskatchewan, but this plan was foiled when Soulja Fag broke Mr. Dink's grill. Then Dennis Bergkamp arrived with the Master Sword to foil Soulja Fag's evil plans when suddenly Predator showed up. The galactic hunter removed his mask, revealing that instead of an alien he is really... Predator. He was wearing a mask of himself! And he ate that mask! So guess who swims his way over? That's right, it's THE MYSTIC TIME TRAVELERS OF THE OINGO BOINGO.Who are lusting after SQUIDWARD, WHEN HE WAS SPOTTED HE USED HIS POWERS TO SUMMON THE GOD OF... ASS-RAPE, REX GROSSMAN.

Rex Grossman has a gay orgy of epic proportions and then HE WAS KIDNAPPED BY TERRORISTS

YOU VILL MAYK US VEAPONS TO FIYER AT AMERICANS WIFFFFFF

So Rex said FUCK THAT and he made LOTSA SPAGHETTI! Upon realizing how overused the joke was, the terroists heads exploded and Rex escaped to Black Mesa East where he had the largest gay orgy in the history mankind.

Meanwhile, Mr. Dink ate a bassoon. It was delicious.

Suddenly, IROD MAD CAME and killed Squidward with a poopy dildo. It is not just an ordinary dildo, but the poopy dildo was a dildo made entirely out of poopy, and therefore it was called a poopy dildo. I know, one of the most original names ever right?

Suddenly, Carl Winslow granted Robotnik Soulcalibur, which was the only tool that could destroy Flippy and Doug, but they had the ability to... To warp reality into a Naruto scat porno. Then Mr. Dink, still enraged at the loss of his beloved grill, ate another bloody bassoon. Then Squidward jumped out of a cardboard box and, with his clarinet, played a familiar progressive rock tune known as DEEPERCUTT ROX MYSOX LOL XD Then pokemon ruby started to rape... Drew Pickles. It was very very swell! Then Rex Grossman came in and the rape evolved into a full-on gay orgy.

Meanwhile, Soulja Fag and Dennis Bergkamp were engaged in an epic duel to the death. Bergkamp swung his Master Sword when Soulja Fag countered with his epic bump of epicocity.

That's when Robotnik left the chaos and entered a 711 to buy some...car insurance, but he learned that... His own the apprentice IS the boy in my sig.

Who is controlled by his boss, who said.......to assasinate his wife whose name is.... The world!!!

Robotnik kills his apprentice, and said... "First, Gotham. And then...THE WORLD!" All hope seemed lost until Steve Urkel started to ...make love to his television, which caused Flippy to... kill himself. "SADLY, there's OTHER ways to do than kill yourself" thought Roboitnik. "Like....dinner."