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==Notable dolphins, and Breeds of dolphin== | ==Notable dolphins, and Breeds of dolphin== | ||
*Woah Dolphins, these are the dolphins which inhabit [[Dinosaur World]]. | *Woah Dolphins, these are the dolphins which inhabit [[Dinosaur World]]. | ||
| − | *[[Ecco the Dolphin]] | + | *[[Sega|Ecco the Dolphin]] |
| − | *The "[[Vice City|Miami]] Dolphins". An [[American Football]] team in the NFL that went undefeated in 1972, | + | *The "[[Vice City|Miami]] Dolphins". An [[American Football]] team in the NFL that went undefeated in 1972. |
| + | *The Nagoya Golden Dolphins, a former [[Japan|Nippon]] Professional Baseball team that was disbanded in 1940. | ||
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
| − | *Dolphins are closely related to [[ | + | *Dolphins are closely related to [[Wales|whales]]. |
| − | *The Woah Dolphins populations are diminishing fast, due to the radiating [[AIDS]] of [[Mama Luigi]] | + | *The Woah Dolphins populations of [[Dinosaur World]] are diminishing fast, due to the radiating [[AIDS]] of [[Mama Luigi]]. |
**Their [[Japan|Dinosaur Land]] populations are secure, however. | **Their [[Japan|Dinosaur Land]] populations are secure, however. | ||
| − | *It is thought that | + | *It is thought that dolphins evolved from land-dwelling [[Fox|canids]] that had returned to the sea. |
| − | *[[Die|Killer]] [[ | + | *[[Die|Killer]] [[Wales|whales]] are technically dolphins. |
| − | **They also eat other dolphins, as well as [[ | + | **They also eat other dolphins, as well as [[Wales|whales]]. |
| − | + | *Are, allegedly, a sign of good luck to [[Popeye|sailors]]. | |
| − | [[Category: Animals]] | + | *In Bikini Bottom, the sound of a [[Damn|dolphin]] chattering [[Arse|is]] [[Cock|a]] [[Shit|bad]] [[Bitch|word]]. Or as Patrick calls it, a "[[Fuck|sentence]] [[Cunt|enhancer]]". |
| + | *They've been known to kill other aquatic animals for fun and play with their dead bodies. That's right, the happy, carefree animals you see in Disney movies are really cold-blooded murderers. | ||
| + | *They have an ability called "echolocation" which helps find there food. | ||
| + | [[Category:Animals]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Species]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Characters - Geniuses]] | ||
Latest revision as of 20:54, 12 November 2019
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Dolphins are the marine mammals of Dinosaur World and Dinosaur Land that help the Mario bros. in the games. In the episode "Mama Luigi", Woah Dolphins supposedly help Mama Luigi and Yoshkins to shore by jumping and eventually flying.
Notable dolphins, and Breeds of dolphin[edit]
- Woah Dolphins, these are the dolphins which inhabit Dinosaur World.
- Ecco the Dolphin
- The "Miami Dolphins". An American Football team in the NFL that went undefeated in 1972.
- The Nagoya Golden Dolphins, a former Nippon Professional Baseball team that was disbanded in 1940.
Trivia[edit]
- Dolphins are closely related to whales.
- The Woah Dolphins populations of Dinosaur World are diminishing fast, due to the radiating AIDS of Mama Luigi.
- Their Dinosaur Land populations are secure, however.
- It is thought that dolphins evolved from land-dwelling canids that had returned to the sea.
- Killer whales are technically dolphins.
- They also eat other dolphins, as well as whales.
- Are, allegedly, a sign of good luck to sailors.
- In Bikini Bottom, the sound of a dolphin chattering is a bad word. Or as Patrick calls it, a "sentence enhancer".
- They've been known to kill other aquatic animals for fun and play with their dead bodies. That's right, the happy, carefree animals you see in Disney movies are really cold-blooded murderers.
- They have an ability called "echolocation" which helps find there food.
