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| − | + | {{youmay|the horny gym leader from [[Pokemon]]|[[Brock Samson|the body guard from Venture Bros.]]}} | |
| + | {{char}} | ||
| + | {{CharBox | ||
| + | |name=Brock | ||
| + | |image=Brock.png | ||
| + | |caption=He loves [[George Volcano|DUH]] [[Mung Daal|LADIES!]] | ||
| + | |shows=Pokemon | ||
| + | |sex=Male | ||
| + | |age=33 | ||
| + | |nationality=Japanese | ||
| + | |occupation=Pokemon Gym Leader/Trainer | ||
| + | |cast=Eric Stuart, Bill Rogers | ||
| + | }} | ||
| − | == | + | ==Description== |
| − | + | [[Image:Doubletrouble.jpg|thumb|Stereotypical [[hentai]] storyline anyone?]] | |
| − | + | [[Image:GirlsBravoMorphAnimationFairGame.gif|frame|right|Brock will continue to look at this until they pop out.]] | |
| − | + | [[Image:brock-eyes.jpg|thumb|BROCK EXPOSED]] | |
| − | + | {{VidCaption|Xk1M8ffX9Jg|Brock horribly rapes Ash.}} | |
| + | The former Pewter City Gym Leader-turned-pervert who cooks [[Link|great]] [[food]]. His specialty is Rock-type [[Pokemon]], which is [[Get the hint?|totally not an innuendo for his perversion.]] | ||
| − | + | After being "beaten" by [[Ash]], he is suddenly reminded of his virginity, so he sets off with Ash and [[Misty]] to [[Sex|get the girl of his dreams]]. | |
| − | |||
==Likes== | ==Likes== | ||
| − | [[ | + | *[[Nurse Joy]] (One of the TWO PERFECT GIRLS for Brock) |
| − | [[ | + | *[[Officer Jenny]] (One of the TWO PERFECT GIRLS for Brock) |
| − | + | *That one Pokemon Ranger (from one special episode of Pokemon) | |
| − | Being a | + | *Just about every fucking woman he ever meets (except [[Team Rocket|Jessie]] for some reason). |
| + | *[[Boobs]] | ||
| + | *[[Sex]] - He claims [[Masturbation|masturbating]] is having sex. | ||
| + | **[[Masturbating]] | ||
| + | *[[Cum]] | ||
| + | *Being a pervert. | ||
| + | *[[Hentai]] | ||
| + | *[[Fishing Pole Mai]] | ||
| + | *[[SNK]] (For making [[Fishing Pole Mai|Mai Shiranui]] in the first place.) | ||
| + | *His [[Afox|Vulpix]] | ||
==Dislikes== | ==Dislikes== | ||
| − | + | *Mentions of Professor Ivy's name | |
| − | + | ||
| + | ==Liked by== | ||
| + | *Ash | ||
| + | *[[Misty]] | ||
| + | *[[May]] | ||
| + | *[[Dawn]] | ||
| + | |||
| + | ==Disliked By== | ||
| + | *The girls who he hits on, especially Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny. | ||
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
| + | *He actually opened his eyes to entertain a Larvitar (pic to the right). | ||
*Every once in a while, he cooks [[dinner]] for [[King Harkinian]], which The King enjoys very much. | *Every once in a while, he cooks [[dinner]] for [[King Harkinian]], which The King enjoys very much. | ||
| − | *40% of the time, Brock | + | *40% of the time, Brock ODs on HM05 Flash porn, ruining his eyesight and explains why his eyes are always shut. |
| − | + | *It's rumored that squinting your eyes constantly like Brock does for the movie letterbox effect will give you the power to see THE BEST WESTERN YOU'VE EVER SEEN. | |
| − | + | *Surprisingly, Brock is not a pedophile and doesn't even look at younger girls, which probably explains why he has no attraction towards Misty, May, or Dawn whatsoever despite traveling with them for many, ''many'' seasons. | |
| − | + | *Has made multiple guest appearances on various cooking shows across the ''Food Network.'' | |
| − | + | *Was replaced by a square named Tracey Sketchit in the second season, who then proceeded to be <strike>[[Die|killed off]]</strike> mysteriously dropped from the series. | |
| − | + | *Professor Ivy is the only person on record for introducing Brock to sex that was too much for him. | |
| − | + | *Has been known to mistake onigiri (rice balls) for jelly-filled doughnuts. | |
| + | *In one episode he met a girl just like him, but he didn't make his move in time and she dumped him for some pretty boy. Now he'll probably be a 40-year old virgin. | ||
| + | *He's actually 15. No, really. | ||
| + | *Is the ''Pokémon'' version of Gourry Gabriev from "Slayers". | ||
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| − | [[ | + | [[Category:Anime Characters]] |
| + | [[Category:Video Game Characters]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Nintendo Characters]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]] | ||
Latest revision as of 11:57, 17 October 2014
This article is filed under Characters.
Description[edit]
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Stereotypical hentai storyline anyone?
File:GirlsBravoMorphAnimationFairGame.gif
Brock will continue to look at this until they pop out.
The former Pewter City Gym Leader-turned-pervert who cooks great food. His specialty is Rock-type Pokemon, which is totally not an innuendo for his perversion.
After being "beaten" by Ash, he is suddenly reminded of his virginity, so he sets off with Ash and Misty to get the girl of his dreams.
Likes[edit]
- Nurse Joy (One of the TWO PERFECT GIRLS for Brock)
- Officer Jenny (One of the TWO PERFECT GIRLS for Brock)
- That one Pokemon Ranger (from one special episode of Pokemon)
- Just about every fucking woman he ever meets (except Jessie for some reason).
- Boobs
- Sex - He claims masturbating is having sex.
- Cum
- Being a pervert.
- Hentai
- Fishing Pole Mai
- SNK (For making Mai Shiranui in the first place.)
- His Vulpix
Dislikes[edit]
- Mentions of Professor Ivy's name
Liked by[edit]
Disliked By[edit]
- The girls who he hits on, especially Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny.
Trivia[edit]
- He actually opened his eyes to entertain a Larvitar (pic to the right).
- Every once in a while, he cooks dinner for King Harkinian, which The King enjoys very much.
- 40% of the time, Brock ODs on HM05 Flash porn, ruining his eyesight and explains why his eyes are always shut.
- It's rumored that squinting your eyes constantly like Brock does for the movie letterbox effect will give you the power to see THE BEST WESTERN YOU'VE EVER SEEN.
- Surprisingly, Brock is not a pedophile and doesn't even look at younger girls, which probably explains why he has no attraction towards Misty, May, or Dawn whatsoever despite traveling with them for many, many seasons.
- Has made multiple guest appearances on various cooking shows across the Food Network.
- Was replaced by a square named Tracey Sketchit in the second season, who then proceeded to be
killed offmysteriously dropped from the series. - Professor Ivy is the only person on record for introducing Brock to sex that was too much for him.
- Has been known to mistake onigiri (rice balls) for jelly-filled doughnuts.
- In one episode he met a girl just like him, but he didn't make his move in time and she dumped him for some pretty boy. Now he'll probably be a 40-year old virgin.
- He's actually 15. No, really.
- Is the Pokémon version of Gourry Gabriev from "Slayers".
