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Bowser
This article is filed under Characters.See King Koopa for more information.
A giant Koopa (read: turtle) that is found in Mario games, in which he is known to Mario as "BOWSUH". He has an obsession with ruining picnics and Gay Luigi. Recently, Bowser gave Mario AIDS, but throughout recent interviews, Bowser has hinted that the incident was intentional.
Legal Issues
Bowser was charged with rape/attempted rape of many YouTube Poop characters. Oddly, enough, one of his victims was Princess Peach's... castle. Yeah, that's right, he raped the building itself.
Quotes
Bowser Muahahahahahahah....
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Bowser RAAAAAAAAWHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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Bowser MARIO, HOW DARE YOU DISTURB MY FAMILY VACATION!!
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Bowser Fuck!
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Bowser
Trivia
- Translators state that Bowser's a Gidrovlicheskiy engineer with Shui Shui difficulties. This has yet to be confirmed.
- He can only laugh.
- When asked why he ruins picnics, he just laughed and scratched his crotch, hinting that he has crabs.
- For some reason, he finds it hilarious whenever Fat Mario and Gay Luigi walk under a hotdog-shaped archway.
- Bowser has the ability to mysteriously change size from game to game. He can be as small as Mario, as large as a whale, or become anywhere like that in between.
- He once pissed on a painting of Mario that was hanging in the Louvre.
- According to Malleo, Bowser apparently has gay sex with Link in his spare time.
- Despite that he is a villain in most Mario games, he has appeared as an Anti-Hero in a few games, such as Super Mario RPG, Super Paper Mario, and Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story.
- According to Dr. Mario, he has HPV.
- One time, he jumped out of the Nintendo 3DS and burned off Reggie Fils-Aime's face.
- He has a form called Dark Bowser, which was the result of the Dark Star copying his DNA and transforming into an eviler version of him.
- Was once accused by Mama Luigi of being Yoshi's father. After a debacle on Maury, it was confirmed that "HE WAS NOT...The Father!"
Gallery
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Unofficial Bowser fan art.
Bowser when wearing sunglasses.
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Bowser's showing his respect to Michael Jackson: The King of Pop.
