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Uctions

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UCTIONS!!!!

Uctions (also known as Energon) are a universal power supply. They are commonly used in assembling powerful mechanical devices, nice computers, and instruction books. Mario has a deep passion for Uctions, claiming to own them almost entirely.

Uctions are also used to make Magic Drugs and Coca-Cola, and can be used as rennet for cheese.

Trivia

  • The Hairspray Queen and Robotnik claim to own uctions, but it was recently proven to the contrary.
  • Robotnik would have had nearly twice the amount of his current uction possession if Fat Mario hadn't already claimed them his own during a competition of Beautiful Heads.
  • Uctions is also a brand of cereal.
  • When invoked, it's own power and that of Anti-Uctions, its enemy transform Megatron into Galvatron.
  • Daniel J D'Arby has gambled repetedly for the possession of his own uctions, but has failed to this point.
  • Was also revealed to be the power source of the alternative Vice President for The Yoshi Regime.
  • They might have killed off elmullet.
  • One of Coca-Cola's secret ingredients is a powder made from crystallized Uctions.

Chosen Wielders of Uctions

Only a "few" people are chosen to harness the incredible power of Uctions, here is a list of some of them:

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