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War
War is a terrible good thing. Lots of people get to use guns and other cool military shit. As it is written the more the merrier, and that goes for war, too.
UNLESS ITS A FARM CAUSE THOSE PLACES SUCK!
The Uctions War
The current youtube poop war is the war of the uctions. So far The King is dead, and Mario is about to die. The war is being produced by Feghoot Directed by Feghoot, and was started due to Chadwarden stealing Mario's supply of Uctions. The King is dead, no fucking kidding, okay?
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The Tiertex War
A very unknown but powerful war between Koopone and Tiertex (includes Spaced-Out Usagi). Koopone and his comrades hacked into the offices of the Manchester based company during production of one of their poop videos so he declared war with the company. They struck back by declaring that Professor Von Schlemmer had turned Makoto Kino into Misselaineous who was a forced singer for Koopone, however he had no memory recalling the memory and was on Koopone's side. Lots of missles were launched but Brian Blessed stopped the war single handedly by making Tiertex a company who makes mobile phone games. The only war that Feghoot wasn't involved with.
The Wild Mineral World War One
A very brief war broke out in YouTube recently between George The Volcano, against the rest of YouTube. George had been filling his water with water in order to mass produce an army of imperfect George Clones to take over YouTube. Mario and Luigi were originally supposed to stop him, but they forgot what they were supposed to be doing. Freakazoid was instead dispatched to deal with him, where he brought him down by arguing that people don't like water until George spontaneously combusted.
The Famicom War
Out of nowhere, the Orange Stars attacked the Blue Moons, and took-over neutral cities. King Harkinian was commaning the Orange Stars. Link was commanding the Blue Moons. It was a violent war in 8-bits, and was won by the King and th Orange Stars, who took-over the capital of the Blue Moons. After this defeat, Link threw the controller at the ground, and punched-out the King.
Trivia
- Its gonna come someday, ITS GONNA COME SOMEDAY!!!
- Little-known fact: before World War 1 there was a World War 0. This war took place in 1888, and France won.
