Goofy

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A stupid dog, seal, your face creature who usually gets killed by a falling rock OVER AND OVER AGAIN. He dies in the battle for the internetz by Wizardheimer. He is supposedly friend of Sora But SOra actually hates him. He enjoys carcassing Robotnik´s penis and his greatest dream is to marry Gay Luigi. He was diagnosed with Mental Retardation when he was born. He has a son named Max who may or may not be illegitimate. His full name is George Geef, Benjamin Goof, or Goofy Goof depending on what Disney's Retcon O' The Day is.

Childhood

Goofy was found ditched as a newborn due his mental retardation and left at the outskirts of the Coney Island Disco Palace. Was later found by Dr Rabbit who raised him as his own son. During his 1st school year, he fell in love with Donald and started to follow him everywhere since then. After his adoptive father attempted to shove a toothbrush up his ass, Goofy ran away from home and into Donald´s house where he hid himself in the basement.

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Teenager years

Goofy was a total dunce during his teenager years, he barely passed any subject but Mickey mouse bribed the teachers to pass him. He got in fights with Jafar and met his platonic love Gay Luigi for the first time. At college, his room colleagues were Donald and Ganon. He graduated from the Robotnik academy as an elite Diploma Dope

Recent years

Was hired by Mickey, who now controlled a powerful company, to be his royal bodyguard together with Donald. He later met Sora and joined his quest against Wizardheimer him beacuse he thinks he is hot.

Eventually, he was killed by Wizardheimer´s sezure magic, but then, George the Volcano accidentally dropped some Volvic Revive on him and he came back to life as good as new (unfortunately)! He is known to enjoy yearning for learning.

When he found out about Sora´s new sexual orientation, he got really excited he would become his secret boyfriend. Months later, realizing Mickey Mouse was his secret boyfriend. he went deeply depressed and became Emo for 1 year until Anakaris gave him some pudding which turned him back to normal (unfortunately)!!

Goofy currently works as a schoolteacher who unfortunately has to put up with the mischief caused by George the Class Clown.

Likes

• Gay Luigi
• Hanging out with Sora
• Raping Sora
• Licking Sora
• Saying totally dumb things
• Protecting the world border (ORDER!)
• Picking up monkey crap
• Donald
• Robotnik

Hated by

• Sora
• Donald
• George the Class Clown
• Polnareff
• Hol Horse
• Fat Mario
• Ord
• Dio Brando
• Sonic
• Shadow
• Silver
• Wizardheimer
• Neji
• Hinata
• Kenshiro
• Q
• Gregg
• The Insane Clown Posse
• Lil' Jon

Trivia

• His favorite flavor of ice cream is cum.
• He's so retarded, he uses shields as weapons.