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Gaspra
From Chewiki Archive - YouChew:
1% Funny, 99% Hot Gas
This article is filed under Characters.
Gaspra is an old man who likes to live in a tower and rape Zelda who also looks like a man in his tower. Gaspra also likes to ruin peoples fun by saying "There will be no more *insert item here* tonight"
Liked by
... Chad Warden, probably
Disliked by
- Gay Luigi
- The King
- Ganon
- Caramell
- Goronu
- King Leonidas
- Bowser
- Hitler
- You
- Roy Koopa
- Mama Luigi
- Me
- Wendy O. Koopa
- King Juan Carlos I of Spain
Quotes
- "There will be no more viewing tonight"
- "AHHH!"
- "Princess Zelda has not finished her quest"