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Money
From Chewiki Archive - YouChew:
1% Funny, 99% Hot Gas
Money is what everyone loves other than Magic Drugs and Uctions. Lickboot, Wario, and Kaiba are especially fond of money.
Types of Money
People who love Money
- Lickboot (He's got to have moneyyy.)
- Seto Kaiba (To screw the rules with.)
- Morshu (As long as you have enough rupees.)
- Scrooge McDuck
- Mr. Krabs
- King Koopa
- Iggy Koopa
- Kaz Hirai (The Playstation 3 will retail for 599 U.S. dollars.)
- Phoenix Wright
- Lex Luthor
- Wario
- Anime Luigi
- All those fuckers from Total Drama Island.
- Balrog (The only reason why he joined Shadaloo.)
- Genjuro Kibagami
- Earthquake (From the Samurai Shodown/Spirits series.)
- Yoshi (To buy more food with.)
- Disney
- Joel Schumacher
- Nintendo (Pokemon. Enough said.)
- Sega (They even tried lies and propaganda to make more)
- You
- Me
- Jesus Christ
- BALLIN'
- Everyone
- Men in Black
- Jafar (to pay for sex and legal fees)
