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Chrisgendo

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In brief

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History

ChrisGendo (real name: Edward Carnby) started out on youtube, originally making AMVs and then really crappy fandubs. He first discovered poop when looking up hentai on youtube (sad but true), which resulted in finding RetardedAnimeParody's account in late 2006. Interest in the style of videos sparked from then on and as of recently he considers himself to be an actual pooper. His first poop was make in early 2007 and was only online for a day due to negative comments with people complaining why it wasn't a crappy fandub. The video contained Metal Gear Solid, Final Fantasy: Unlimited, Kingdom Hearts, and The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. He then made another poop using Link: Faces of Evil in the summer of 2007. It was full of AIDS, fail, and wasn't even uploaded on his own account.

Past

It all begins on a snowy day on November 29, 1986. Another tranquil day in the life of ChrisGendo, who's been living a peaceful life in his birthtown Yokosuka.

But this is all about to change...

ChrisGendo comes running home, and immediately notices something is wrong. A black car has wrecked the wooden sign next to the entrance of the Hazuki Dojo. ChrisGendo walks in, where he sees the housemaid Mama Luigi lying on the ground. ChrisGendo helps her up, but she tells him that antitommy is in danger. ChrisGendo continues to the dojo, just when MSkull01 is wildly thrown out. The student tells ChrisGendo to hurry in.

When ChrisGendo enters the dojo, he is immediately held back by two men dressed in black. His father, antitommy, is confronted by a mysterious man in a long green coat. "Where is the mirror?" the man asks. antitommy refuses to tell him, and a fight begins. Even though antitommy is a master in the martial arts, the man manages to dodge all his attacks and strikes him down with a powerful roundhouse kick. ChrisGendo tries to attack the man, but is immediately struck to the ground by a powerful blow. antitommy lies on the floor, and even though he has realized that he is no match for the stranger, he still refuses to tell him about the mirror. The man than picks up the hurt ChrisGendo, and threatens to kill him. antitommy immediately tells him where the mirror is. The man drops ChrisGendo, and turns to antitommy. "Do you remember RetardedAnimeParody? That's the name of the man you killed in Hyrule!" "It can't be... you!" antitommy replies. The man tells antitommy to stand up, allowing him to die like a warrior. As antitommy tries to hit the man in a desperate attempt, the man dodges his blow and strikes antitommy in the abdomen with both of his hands. antitommy falls to the ground, unable to get up. The men in black walk in, carrying a stone mirror with a Dragon engraved on it. "NS2, we have it." Without a single emotion on his face, NS2 walks out and leaves the dojo.

ChrisGendo, still hurt, crouches to his father and holds him in his arms as he speaks his last words "Keep friends... those you love... close to you!" antitommy dies, leaving ChrisGendo alone.

First poop seen

Tigerzord's head falling off for five minutes straight by Tetsuo9999 (at least of what's still online)

First poop made

The King Wants Links Stuff For Dinner (on a different channel)

Style

As of recently, ChrisGendo tends to have a quick paced style that usually focuses on one or several sources, and not often mixing the sources together too much; usually focusing on one source and then going to another (for example in his video "Money", it starts off with Air and then moves over to a game called "Sword of the Berserk"), and usually only have one repeating joke if any. The videos contain alot of Stutter Loops and some Ear rape. ChrisGendo used to focus on Sentence Mixing and stupid bleep sounds until he got Sony Vegas, now he makes AIDS-less poops.

Preferred Sources

Preferred Methods

Prefered Tech

  • Sony Vegas 9.0

Dislikes

Reception

ChrisGendo was never very popular as a pooper, and most people who subscribe to him only like his crappy fandubs.

Criticism

  • Some people have complained when he uploads a short, one second video clip for no reason.
  • Or when a video isn't a crappy fandub.

Achievements

  • On his very first channel (called flclrocks678), he had a hentai trap video that gained 60,000 views within a few hours.
  • RetardedAnimeParody, who influenced ChrisGendo to make poop, has subscribed to his videos and rates them 5's, which gives ChrisGendo pride in his own work.

Associates

In Real Life

  • antitommy

Online

Influences

Fans

Poop Listing

Other Information

Trivia

  • ChrisGendo's first channel was banned by TBS for his crappy Clannad fandubs. His current channel is called ChrisGendoAlt
  • Works in Database Management
  • Is asexual as of late (So I don't actually like hentai anymore. Seriously.)
  • Used to make crappy fandubs
  • He doesn't have your stone, and fuck you anyway!
  • Used to be a troll on the website redvsblue.com
  • Used to be a /b/tard, let alone a rabid 4chan user, but grew out of it after turning 16
  • Lied about being asexual
  • Doesn't like his crappy fandubs
  • He USED to be asexual, though, it was just a phase.
  • HE'S THE LIGHT BRINGER, HE'S THE FUCKING UNIVERSE
  • Often looks for sailors and the man who killed his father.

Links

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