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Hollow Bastion
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Inmense steaming castle built over crystalized Anti-Uctions Many have struggled to control this fotress, because it is a Heartless factory, it gives huge military power. Heartlessmushroom`s current residence.
Owners of Hollow Bastion
In order of ocupation:
- Ansem-Was once king of that castle but was Murdered by Mama Luigi
- Mama Luigi- Discovered that she could burn the Anti-Uctions crystals to produce Heartless Trown of the throne by Wizardheimer when he turned him into Egg Luigi
- Wizardheimer- Ruled the poop world from there with an iron fist murdering hunderds of people. T.K. and his army subsequently forced him to abdicate in the Great Poop war I
- T.K.- Suspended the Anti-Uctions harvest, leaving him defenceless, Robotnik came and killed him with his penis.
- Robotnik- While building a huge army Scratch pulled the wrong lever and blew up half of the castle off, sending Robotnik and his badniks flying away. Scartch and Grounder`s butts, which were stuck in the explosion, mutated and fused together from the explosion and Scrander was born.
- Engineer rebuilt it and declared it as the headquarters of team Blu.
Heartlessmushroom, with the help of MrDrunkenfox`s militaty mind, Seized the castle with over 9000 men. Team Blu kept screaming "MEDIC!" making the medic asplode.
- Heartlessmushroom- Current owner of the castle, where he plots against Halotards, Jocks, High School musical and George Bush. MrDrunkenFox is in another castle due the fact that he doesnt like Kingdom Hearts.
