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MelvanainChains
In brief
From the Idiotska school of poopers, MelvanainChains uses rock culture artifacts as his sources and can even convincingly poop band interviews and MTV style rockumentaries. His low key personalised ident which he uses at the start of his earlier videos not only makes his videos/name memorable but also sets an uneasy mood.
History
First poop seen
"BOOK BOOK BOOK BOOK Reversed, Raped, and Inverted.. On Acid!" by Hayzeuszilla
First poop made
A poop of footage of various people I know, simply titled "Uhh...", which was so horrible that it's not going to be uploaded, ever.
Style
Preferred Sources
- Mike Patton
- MADtv
- The Melvins and Nirvana interviews
- Cow & Chicken
- JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
- Ventrilo Harassment
- House of the Dead (1 and 2)
Also to note, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is the ONLY anime that I like; thus, the only anime to show up in my poops besides the occasional Hokuto no Ken clip.
Preferred Methods
- All Stutter Loops
- Stare Down
- Ear Rape
- Personal Lock-Up
Prefered Tech
Windows Movie Maker, Vegas 5.0 and Intel Play Movie Creator.
Dislikes
- Most "WHILE I PLAY UNFITTING MUSIC" poops
- 99.5% of CD-i
- ANYTHING involving Naruto
- Basically anything Sonic in general
- When various people think they're hilarious by mentioning KFC at every given moment (almost falls in the category of "I LEIK PIE").
Songs Used
Alice in Chains
- Get Born Again (God Kenny Rogers trailer)
- We Die Young (MY LITTLE FRIEND IS WILD AND COOL)
Beatles
- Strawberry Fields Forever (MELVANA'S CRAPPY HOMAGE TO YOUTUBE POOP)
Dio
- Holy Diver (DIO BRANDO HAS BEEN VIOLATED)
Frank Zappa
- Dangerous Kitchen (POLNAREFF'S JOURNEY INTO THE DANGEROUS KITCHEN)
Melvins
- It's Shoved (IT'S A COW PIE/PUNNK'D)
- Magic Pig Detective (CHRIS TUCKER'S LSD-INDUCED ADVENTURE)
Mr. Bungle
- Desert Search Of Techno Allah (RANDOM STUFF HAPPENS...)
- Pink Cigarette (YTWATCHDOG IS A BAD INFLUENCE)
Nirvana
- Bambi Slaughter (The Unseen Poops)
- The Landlord (KRIST NOVOSELIC IS A SPONGEMONKEY)
Soul Blade
- World Atlas Collapsed (MY WARM UP WITH THE PAN AND CROP TOOL)
Steel Pole Bathtub
- Glad Ass (TO PROTECT THE LOYFE CYCLE)
- Spoon House (Melvana's custom intro)
Street Fighter
- Ken's SF2 Theme (FRANK ZAPPA CELEBRATES FESTIVUS)
- Selection Screen for Street Fighter EX plus Alpha (Conrad Slater and Mike Patton's Search for Fat Albert)
Swans
- A Screw (DON'T GO IN DUH HOUSE)
- New Mind (DAMN YOU TO HELL ZEITGEIST)
- Sealed in Skin (WHY THE BAT-FETCHING TRICK WAS A SECRET)
Talking Heads
- Love -> Building On Fire (POPPY KILLS HANZO...)
Reception
Criticism
Mainly "WOW THAT WAS INCREDIBLY STUPID YOU'RE GAY MAN THAT WAS DUMB"
Also depised thoroughly by Mike Patton fanboys.
Achievements
A poop of his named Conrad Slater and Mike Patton's Search For Fat Albert was recieved well by some big-name poopers and was featured in an article as well.
Associates
In Real Life
Online
Following people competed against Melvana in a poop tennis match.
Influences
Fans
Huzzah underground.
Other Information
Is also working on an edit of the PC version of Mortal Kombat 4 which also has videos on Melvana's YouTube. Furthermore, he occasionally makes videos with the Flash fighting game, Finalslam.
Trivia
- The Melvins + Nirvana + Alice in Chains = Wow.
- Has pants made by Stone Luigi's Football.
- Alongside Tetsuo9999 and RiotingSoul, he is one of the few poopers that plays games of the fighting genre quite frequently.
