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Cortes

From Chewiki Archive - YouChew: 1% Funny, 99% Hot Gas
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Cortes is black?

DER SUPER TALEN ZIE CORTES/BRETTCELINSKI

History

Cortes was born in a tree. He maken poops lolol. Oh boy.

First poop seen

I don't knows. lolol

GALLLERS IS GAY

Style

So Fresh Recknize

Preferred Sources

  • Sesame Street
  • The Count and Cookie Monster
  • Billy Cosby
  • Old Educational Cartoons
  • Old commercials
  • Godzilla Cartoon
  • Weird old toys
  • Puppets
  • Vincent Price
  • Fruity Pebbles
  • Anything weird and retro from another era

Preferred Methods

  • Glitches
  • Repeating little sounds and effects from clips
  • Pitch-shifting tiny loops and mixing them together to make something like a HILARIOUS AND WHACKY muttering crazy type clip
  • Making characters speak a new language as well as howling and grunting
  • Brain-rape
  • Ear rape
  • Penile rape

Dislikes

Whites, Blacks, Jews, Peace, Children, War, Hispanics, Asians, Himself, Yourself, Themselves, Theyselves, Sucka MCs, whack beats, God, Jesus, Anime, Allah, Muhammad, Gautama Buddha, Toad.

Reception

Gets head daily and vigorously by mad hoes


Achievements

GARF. I MADE GARF.

I ALSO MAKEN BRAWL PIKNIK http://youchewpoop.com/forum/comments.php?DiscussionID=14287&page=1

I ALSO MAKEN DRAWINGS http://youchewpoop.com/forum/comments.php?DiscussionID=9681&page=5#Item_8


I ALSO MAKEN LOVE

http://www.discoverychannel.com

Other Information

Trivia

Wuts Garf y/n

Links

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=BrettCelinski