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Cortes
DER SUPER TALEN ZIE CORTES/BRETTCELINSKI[edit]
History[edit]
Cortes was born in a tree. He maken poops lolol. Oh boy.
First poop seen[edit]
I don't knows. lolol
GALLLERS IS GAY
Style[edit]
So Fresh Recknize
Preferred Sources[edit]
- Sesame Street
- The Count and Cookie Monster
- Billy Cosby
- Old Educational Cartoons
- Old commercials
- Godzilla Cartoon
- Weird old toys
- Puppets
- Vincent Price
- Fruity Pebbles
- Anything weird and retro from another era
Preferred Methods[edit]
- Glitches
- Repeating little sounds and effects from clips
- Pitch-shifting tiny loops and mixing them together to make something like a HILARIOUS AND WHACKY muttering crazy type clip
- Making characters speak a new language as well as howling and grunting
- Brain-rape
- Ear rape
- Penile rape
Dislikes[edit]
Whites, Blacks, Jews, Peace, Children, War, Hispanics, Asians, Himself, Yourself, Themselves, Theyselves, Sucka MCs, whack beats, God, Jesus, Anime, Allah, Muhammad, Gautama Buddha, Toad.
Reception[edit]
Gets head daily and vigorously by mad hoes
Achievements[edit]
GARF. I MADE GARF.
I ALSO MAKEN BRAWL PIKNIK http://youchewpoop.com/forum/comments.php?DiscussionID=14287&page=1
I ALSO MAKEN DRAWINGS http://youchewpoop.com/forum/comments.php?DiscussionID=9681&page=5#Item_8
I ALSO MAKEN LOVE
http://www.discoverychannel.com
Other Information[edit]
Trivia[edit]
Wuts Garf y/n
