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GiromCalica
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1% Funny, 99% Hot Gas
This article is about GiromCalica, a frequent editor and User of this wiki.
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Name: GiromCalica
Real Name: Girom Christian N. Calica
Sex: Male
Age: 13
Country: Philippines
Preferred Sources: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
In brief
GiromCalica HAS RETURNED AND IS NOW WEIRDER AND FUNNIER THAN BEFORE AND IDOLIZES "IMAPERSON" AND CHRIDDOF
History
Discovered Youtube Poop somewhere in November - December 2009. After that, he shares the word of youtube poop.
Style
He currently makes educational and understandable weird and funny videos, as he idolizes Chriddof too much.
Preferred Sources
- My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (FOREVER)
- Osama Bin Laden 9/11 Anniversary
- Chriddof
- The Mask
- Madness Combat
- Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
Preferred Methods
- Ear Rape
- Erosion
- Pitch Shift
- Censorship (Earlier poops)
- Deja Vu
- Pan/Crop
- Sentence Mixing
Preferred Images
- EVERYTHING ELSE HE WANTS I DUNNO
Preferred Software
Sony Vegas Pro 8
Likes
- My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
- His anus
- Bill Quack
- Hillsong
- His British classmate
- EVERYTHING
- Pasta
- KFC (As long as Scootaloo is inside of it)
- Ponies
- The word "Penis"
- A rock (WHICH IS HIS DESTINY)
- Ninja Assassin
- Roblox
- Everyone and Everything (Except those in the Dislikes section)
Fears
- Cockroaches
- Dengue-carrying mosquitoes
- The Apocalypse
- The ghost from this game called "Darkness Episode 3" (Now used in his videos to make fear turn into funny)
- THE DEVIL
- Nothing.
Dislikes
- Twilight
- Trolls
- Justin Bieber
- Being called "cute"
- People saying "I love you and I want to marry you" to him
- Life
- Death
- All Disney antagonists
- Anything that has Barbie on it
- Dora the Explorer
- Mr. Thatcher's Anus
- Porn
Influences
- Imaperson
- Chriddof
Fans
- MegaUltraSuperThingy
- HeavyWeaponsGuy1001
- SandwichAndCereal
- Genghis Khan
- SgtScrubnoob
- 78 others
Achievements:
- Cunningman45 subscribed to him
- SandwichAndCereal subscribed to him
- Made the longest Youtube Poop tennis battle against MegaWolfClub, as he (GiromCalica) currently made the 26th round
Other Information
Undefined
Trivia
- Penis.
- He is currently making an RHG character.
- He succeeded at breaking the natural laws of reality and now is the wearer of The Mask.
- He has a humongous appeBoobs"tite, as he can eat 15 slices of pizzas in one bite.
- Because of ponies, he failed at the first grading of High School
- If he gets the camera he wants, he promised to make "CALICAQUEST".
- He is a neighbor to many
- Despite his crazy and weird behavior, he can act like a rich Gentleman
What he learned at school
- History
- Cooking
- Algebra
- Science
- Physics
- Masturbation
- The reproductive organs
- English Grammar
- Christianity
- Computer
