Bowser Jr.

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Bowser Jr. was Bowser's gay annoying child who was a Democrat, and had dreams of having sex with Mario and Luigi. His dad didn't disapprove of this.

Almost as gay as Gay Luigi. Almost.

Legal Issues

• He was charged with the attemted murder of Morton in 2002.

• He carjacked Dr. Emmett Brown in 2003, and went back to the '80s to try and defeat Mario. He ended-up crashing into a tree in 1985, destroying the DeLorean.

• Was arrested for anally-raping Miles Edgeworth in a California rest-area restroom in 1986. Phoenix Wright refused to defend him, as Edgeworth is his butt-buddy, and not Jr's.

• Was also arrested for raping Tails in another California rest-area restroom later in 1986 (while on parole). Tails enjoyed it, but Sonic said that was "No Good", and sued.

• Stole The King's AMC Pacer from a Pennsylvania rest-area in 1986 and crashed into Wario's Trans-am, which pissed both the King and Wario off. The Governor banned him from Pennsylvania.

• Stole a condom vending machine from a truck stop restroom in Texas in 1987.

• Anally-raped Ganon in a Kansas rest-area restroom in 1988. In an interview with Ganon, he said it "burned".

• Touched Robotnik's PINGAS in a Missouri rest-area restroom in 1988.

First Seen

• Bowser's Conversation with Bowser Jr.

First used by

• SchiavoneTheRichard

Likes

• Sexually harrasing people.
• Mama Luigi
• Penises
• Chad Warden
• Rod Blagojevich (is just as retarded)
• Raping his older brothers.
• Sucking on peoples' dicks.

Liked By

• Rod Blagojevich (Jr. is the only one who likes him)
• Oogtard

Disliked By

• Bowser
• You
• Me
• Bowser's REAL kids, Ludwig, Lemmy, Roy, Iggy, Wendy, Morton and Larry.
• The Mario bros.
• Ganon
• Big Cheese
• Phoenix Wright
• The whole states of Missouri, Kansas, California, Texas, Georgia, and Pennsylvania (was even banned from PA)
• The country of Japan
• Anybody with an I.Q. greater than 3

Death

Bowser Jr. committed suicide in Los Angeles in the year 1988 by jumping from a 12-story building. He died upon impact. He had accumulated 4 counts of sexual assult, 2 for grand theft auto and 2 for reckless driving while he was in the '80s. He has yet to have risen from The Pit.