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This pooper is a frequent creator of YouTube Poop Music Videos.Name: YTStaff ComeAtMe
Sex: GENDERLESS
Country: USA
First Poop: THIS VIDEO WILL BE FLAGGED
Year Started: 2010
Preferred Sources: Rap Rat, The 1998 Furby commercial, Dr. Rabbit
Preferred Software: Sony Vegas, Audacity
YouTube Account: ytstaffcomeatme
Alternate YouTube Account: GodCyclops
YTStaff ComeAtMe is an awesome guy. Yes, he is, and if you don't like him, **** OFF!
History
Once, a guy named Drugamin was lurking around YouTube when he found a thing called YouTube Poop. He thought "What the heck?". He clicked it and laughed at what he saw. He looked for more of this crazy crap and decided to make some of his own.
Not knowing anything about Poop Fads, he uploaded a poop (his first) called "THIS VIDEO WILL BE FLAGGED" however, not knowing about poop fads (like we said), he just picked the title and it had basically nothing to do with a video usually called that, and was basically just a bunch of Mario clips piled together with Sony Vegas effects.
He made several more poops until when he posted his 300th video on Drugamin, he got (gasp!) suspended and moved to his alt, MrTomato26.
He made some of (what he thought was) his funniest poops. These were mainly Powerpuff Girls poops, and some poops you could not even see due to the fact VDownloader and Sony Vegas do not mix.
Eventually, he went on a hiatus and rarely uploaded any videos. A couple days after he posted a video criticizing the new YouTube layout, MrTomato26 was suspended. He then moved to WondersOfLifeFan.
These were the peak days of who we now know as YTStaff ComeAtMe. He posted several (good) My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic poops and Sparta Remixes, however, this account was hacked and plastered with videos about retarded toys nobody gives a crap about, as well as (gasp!) Furbies. He then moved to KingOfEpicPeople. The only known poop on that account was a video with footage from YouTube's Safety Center, Copyright School Closes Down. That account was then hacked by the same guy who hacked WondersOfLifeFan who is currently a computer-loving nerd.
After another hiatus, he returned on ComputerGuy6545. He made two known "poops" on this account, and this account marked the beginning of decreasing quality of his videos.
ComputerGuy6545 was suspended in just a couple of months. He then created YTStaff ComeAtMe. The name was chosen due to the amount of times the YouTube staff has messed with him. His style and popularity have changed, with his style become more raunchier and sentence mixing and deja vu (Rap Rat often comes out of nowhere in his poops). His popularity has decreased, and he is running out of ideas. Whether he will retire or not is unknown.
He has had a string of family and friends dying as of the final months of 2013. Personal issues might cause him to retire, although he has no plans to.
Style
At first it was plain random, however he is starting to get a little more raunchier.
Preferred Sources
- Rap Rat (oh dear god, help us)
- Dr. Rabbit
- Furby commercial
- Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog
Preferred Methods
Reception
Yeah...some people do like him. He's a nice guy, btw.
Criticism
Criticized for not swearing his his poops, and criticized for not using originality. (prefers to scare/annoy people with his poops, and he is running out of ideas)
Achievements
- Made the first ever Shake It Up poop.
- Made the first ever Jessie poop.
- Made the first ever The Haunted Hathaways poop.
- Made the first ever Total Drama All-Stars poop.
- First pooper to ever use the Furby commercial from 1998 as a source.
- And the first pooper to ever use Liv and Maddie!
- First pooper to use Dog With A Blog.
- First to use the Mooshka Doll commercial.
- First to use Four Weddings.
Fans
- Everyone
Poops That He Remembers
drugamin
- THIS VIDEO WILL BE FLAGGED
MrTomato26
- IT POOPED!!!
- THIS VIDEO MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL
- The Amazing World of Gumball Intro in G Major
- MAD Intro in G Major
- Max and Ruby Intro in G Major
- TURN EVIL DAY, THIS STINKS!
- EARLY DISMISSAL FROM POKEY OAKS, HOW EXCITING!
- 2012 IS COMING!!
- WHO ELSE WANTS SOME?!?! (Sparta Remix)
WondersOfLifeFan
- Fluttershy Becomes A Minotaur
- DISCORD FAILS TO CORRUPT FLUTTERSHY...again
- The Death Shuffle
- Jessie and Creepy Connie Eat Luke
- Tennis: WOLF vs. Silverstreak (Round 1)
- Tennis: WOLF vs. Silverstreak (Round 3)
- Pinkie Pie's Horrible Attempt to Destroy The World
- GIVE ME THAT BOOK! (Sparta Remix)
- WHO ELSE WANTS SOME?!?! (Sparta Remix)
- Robotnik Becomes a Stupidface
- YOUR GOING TO LOVE ME!!! (Sparta Creepy Remix)
- Pinkie Pie has a crying Sparta Remix
KingOfEpicPeople
- Copyright School Closes Down
ComputerGuy6545
- Teleporting Fat Guy...with a rating icon.
- My Little Pony Smosh SHUT UP Intro
YTStaff ComeAtMe
- South Park Intro in G Major
- Wereprechaun (Sparta Remix)
- The Haunting Part of the Internet
- Rap Rat's Ear Killing Extravaganza!
- SUPAH MARIA BROTHAS SUPAH SHOW
- POTTY TRAINING FOR DUMMIES
- Dr. Rabbit - The Retarded Pedophile
- Rap Rat Will Sue Your Town (Tennis vs. GiggsWearsPants Round 1)
- THE ONLY HAUNTED HATHAWAYS POOP ANYONE HAS EVER MADE
- A Guy Traumatizes Some Teenagers
- CopperCab Insults His Own Race
- Si Starts A Religion
- Furby Steals Kids' Faces
- ZOMBIE FURBY
- Charlie Brown's
ChristmasThanksgiving Extravaganza! - The Lost Arthur Episode
- D.W. SPINS AROUND WHILE I PLAY VERY FITTING MUSIC
- Dr. Rabbit Teaches You To Die
- Dr. Rabbit's Strange Multiple Personality Disorder
- VOLVIC PEE IS GOOD FOR YOU
- Dr. Rabbit Hates One Direction
- Dr. Rabbit Loses It
- Dr. Rabbit Gives Kids Marijuana
- Liv and Maddie Go Bad
- Avery Jennings' Stutterfest
- Mooshka Dolls are TERRIFYING
- What Jack Thompson Does In Private
- D.W. Is A Slave
- Team Umizoomi Traumatizes And Kills An Elephant
- Stupid Webkinz Insult Everyone
- Duck Commander Insults 80% Of Their Fanbase
- Dr. Rabbit says stupid and hilarious things
- Wubbzy Skips School
- 56,000 Weddings
- George The Volcano's Chocolate Rain
- Stupid Cars
- BOB THE BUILDER AND WENDY'S VACATION
- The Death of Dr. Rabbit
- Chocolate With Crap
- Some Woman Talks About A School Dress Code
- Sonic Insults His Brother
- Phil Robertson Murders The A&E Executives
- Death Threat Elmo
- MARCELL FRICKIN TOING
- The Little Idiot
- Genesis of Doc McStuffins
- Greeny Phatom Destroys The Store
- A Public Service Announcement Gone Wrong
- The Bankruptcy of Dr. Rabbit
- Tinfoilbot Hates His Fans
- FORBIDDEN GREENY PHATOM EPISODE
- Scott's Pizza Gives Him A Headache
GodCyclops
- BANNED FURBY COMMERCIAL (Rainbow Dash's Hot, Sticky Fluids)
Other Information
He is better than you.
First Poop Seen
Unknown
First Poop Made
THIS VIDEO WILL BE FLAGGED
Likes
- South Park
- Creepypasta
- Regular Show
- Adventure Time
- Furby
Dislikes
- One Direction fangirls/boys.
- One Direction
- Spadinner pooping (except for the Sparta Remix)
- Disney Channel
Influences
- Stegblob
- The Electric Cheese
- MarkieV101
- WalrusGuy
- Deepercutt
- kbhasikevinYTP
In Real Life
None!
Further Information
- you must obey him
