King K. Rool

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In Brief

King K. Rool (pronounced Kuh-Rule) is a fat stupid crocodile who is Donkey Kong's archenemy. His ambition in life is to get into Super Smash Bros. Brawl, and is still trying to do despite the game being out already. Apparently, he was excluded because of his hatred of news, calls and tyranny before tomorrow, and his refusal to return the Banana Cream Pie when DK asked for it. He also longs to have the Crystal Coconut because he believes it will make him the richest man in the world.

In Youtube Poop

He's the main villain in the Donkey Kong Country TV show, in which DK is obviously the hero. This version of him is what gets used the most, particularly some of his musical numbers (lower right).

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Personality

It is known that he is very fond of lies and fibs, cheats and steals, and his treacherous villainy makes him squeal. What isn't known is why he wanted to steal DK's banana hoard in the first place. He has stated himself, "I don't even like bananas". Perhaps the cancerous tumor in his one eye has been getting to his brain, too.

And what exactly is he king of? If he's a king already, why is he always portrayed as some random guy who tries to steal stuff? Well, I suppose he is king of the Kremlings and Kremling Island. But that still begs the question of why he wanted to steal some monkey's bananas. Perhaps he seeks the desperate pleasure of shoving 1000+ bananas into his ass at once. Or maybe it's just because he wants to rule the Kong family by stealing all of their bananas. Definently one of the two choices here.

Likes

• Himself
• Anything that praises him.
• Nazism
• A mean and green scaly sheen.
• Treacherous Villainy
• Long walks on the beach.
• Singing
• Making Donkey Kong learn lessons.
• Saying that he wants no news, no calls, and no tyranny until tomorrow.
• Making beeping music by holding up three of his fingers.
• Jumping around in circles, shouting "I'm a Nazi!" over and over again.
• Lies
• Fibs
• Cheats
• Steals
• Steels
• Stealers
• The Pittsburgh Steelers
• Squealing (Only when talkiong about his treachorous villainry.)
• Committing Vices
• Never Tipping
• Butting in lines.
• Never cleaning the dishes. (Infact, it suits him fine.)
• Being such a sleaze.
• Allowing someone to suck his dick.
• Anything in his arse, other than boots.
• Baseball
• Boxing as a giant.
• The Crystal Coconut
• Trying to steal the Crystal Coconut.

Dislikes

• Donkey Kong
• Any other type of Kong. (Though it is unknown what he thinks of King Kong.)
• Bananas
• People with the nerve to walk in HIS shoes! (The strange thing is that he doesn't wear any shoes!)
• You
• Soccer/Ass Football
• Losing his boxing matches as a giant due to miniature versions of the DK family.
• Boots in the arse (like to the right at 4:44).
• Basically anything that isn't himself.

Skills

He has a knack for taking things that don't belong to him, and getting beat up by smelly apes.

Quotes

• WHY NOT?!?!?
• I'M A NAZI! I'M A NAZI!!!
• TO THE MINE CART
• I'LL STOCKPILE HUNDREDS! THOUSANDS!
• BEAT MY MEAN AND GREEN AND SCALY COCK