Garlic

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This article refers to either a food found in Youtube Poop, or an article related to food. Either way, it sure is delicious. MMMMMMMMMM, food!

Garlic is a white bulb often found in moist climates with mild temperatures. Wario often consumes garlic because it gives him power and is the antithesis of Mario's Mushrooms. Wario is my hero so I eat several cloves of garlic per day. Unfortunately, eating too much of it can give you bad breath, so that won't be good for your boyfriend/girlfriend...unless that's their "thing." Gross. But it does help with your blood pressure.

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Garlic.

Liked By

• Wario (duh!)
• Waluigi
• Yoshi (though to be fair, Yoshi likes most food anyway)
• Chefs

Disliked By

• Mario (Too into mushrooms)
• Luigi (see Mario)
• Princess Peach
• Princess Daisy
• Vampires
  • Fake Vampires
• Mosquitoes
• Onions
• Dentists
• Solid Snake
• Colonel Roy Campbell

Goes good with

• Spaghetti
• Pasta
• Most Italian foods
• Pizza
• NOT candy (unless it's a joke; like garlic gum)
• Dinner
• Bread (obviously, to make garlic bread)
  • Butter (to make garlic butter)
• Cheese