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Oogtar
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Oogtar is a student at Stone City School where he is taught by the Princess in Dinosaur World. His best friend is Yoshi. He is an imbred child and tries to take pride in this. However, he is too retarded to feel pride. He has a speech disorder, which just adds to how retarded he is. Did I mention he was a retard?
Likes
- Chickle Tree Bubble Gum
- Cum
- Balls(He lusts to one day have a pair of his own)
- Being retarded.
- Chris Thorndyke
- Everything that everyone else hates.
Dislikes
- The Princess
- Hip
- Hop
- Fireballs
- Wizardheimer
- Not being retarded.
Liked By
- Is this a joke? Nobody likes him.
Disliked By
- Everyone
- Even Chad Warden hates him.
Trivia
- Oogtar backwards is ratgoO.
- Secretly has a huge crush on Yoshi, it seems that Yoshi does not like him back.
- Oogtar is widly known to be Gay, and actually came out of the closet at one point, saying that he promised to be a "good gay boy for rest of life, cross Oogtar heart".
- He is so frail that his debt increases by Over 9000 US dollars on a daily basis due to medical bills.
- He surprisingly has a sister. Not only that, but he also has a mom and a dad who are siblings. Who the fuck would want to keep this kid?
- Sued Wizardheimer for calling him gay. The talking arse judge from the Wall judged this, and the court date was December 31, 1999. His lawyer was Phoenix Wright. The verdict was "Gay".
- According to Whelt, he has been assassinated by the coward Yoshi.
- Oogtar looks kinda like Bill from "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure".
Quotes
- Way go Santa Clause!
- Fireballs!!!
- Oogtar no want be dino food!
- Me come to rescue you.
Fuck me harder Yoshi!!!- No problemo, Oogtar break down door!
- How Santa know?