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2
From Chewiki Archive - YouChew:
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The number that comes before three, but after one. It is not directly before four, despite several theories to the contrary made by King Harkinian.
Two is mentioned frequently by characters from CD-i games, including Link, the King, and Zelda. Elsewhere, two has significance as the number that allows people to identify things as a sequel, such as Ghostbusters 2, Super Mario Bros. 2, and Sonic 2.
People Who Like It
- King Harkinian "I'm going 2 Gamelon, 2 aid him.
- Zelda "Go 2 Gamelon, and find my father!"
- Link "Great! I can't wait 2 bomb some dodongos!"
- Mama Luigi "Well, it all started when Mario, The Princess, and I went 2 Dinosaur World for a vacation!"
- Doc Louis "Hey Mac Baby, wait here! I'm going 2 get you a chocolate bar!! Ha, Ha! I'm just kidding; I think I'll get one for me."
- Arthur I told you, NOT 2 TOUCH IT!
There was also some video on teh internets involving two girls, a cup, and some other pretty sick shit.
What the number two looks like, in case you are a retard.
