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Tiertex
Tiertex is a company that was formed by Wes Weasley in 1987 to make games, cartoons and YouTube poops, however they are known for poor quality, short development cycles (rushed) and full of mistakes. They also have a Japanese studio called Toei and mistaken for US Gold for some reason. It is located in a converted house somewhere in Manchester Mobius. They also bought the xetreiT company in June 2001 for 2 bucks and half a melted ice cream.
People:
- Wes Weasley (founder 1987-)
- Mario (writer 1990-1991)
- Rowby Goren (writer 1992-)
- Furnessly (worker 2007-2007)
- Rudy Larriva (worker 1989-)
- Miles Prower (other)
- Bill Lava (music 1987-)
- Andy Brock (music 2007)
Games
- Super Mama Luigi Bros. (1987)
- Mah Boi: The Game American NES proto (1988, unreleased translation of the Famicom game by Tokyo Rock City Games)
- Wario's Wood (1988, their only adult game. Used music by "A Flock of Seagulls" for some reason. It was discontinued later that year, due to bad sales.)
- Mama Luigi Goes Shopping (1989)
- Sonic Edusoft (1991)
- Turbo OutRun (1991)
- Action 52 (1991)
- Tiertex Demo (1992, but strangely released)
- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1992)
- Strider Returns (1992)
- Art of Fighting (1992)
- Greenback Koopa (1993)
- Flashback (1994, CD-i - a surprising port of a really good game...)
- World Cup USA 94 (1994, first ever game made in widescreen)
- Shaq Fu (1994)
- Sonic The Hedgehog CD-i (1995)
- Hotel Mario 2: The 8 Koopaling Hotels (1995, unreleased)
- Donkey Kong CD-i (1996)
- Pipe Kicker Starring Blue Koopa (1997, released only in Mexico and Germany)
- Superman 64 (1999)
- Taggart (1999?)
- MUGEN (1999)
- Mah Boi: The Game (Dreamcast version) (1999)
- Homestar Hair (made in Prance) (2000, PC)
- When Stegblob Gets Bored (2000)
- When Stegblob Gets Bored Special Edition (11/9/2001)
- Big Rigs (2003)
- Koopa Koopa Football Players (2006, Wii)
- Robo-Ninjas and the Trustworthy Grasslands/Makoto Kino no Mecha-ninjas (2007)
- Robotnik and Makoto Kino at the Olympic Games (2007, Japanese unit - miscredited as TOSE)
- Poop Adventure (2007, PC)
- NO-tel Mario (2009, CD-i)
- Froggo's Cup Cake Quest (Rumoured to be in development)
Movies
- Battlefield Earth (2000)
- Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007)
- G-Force (2009)
Cartoons
- Donkey Kong Jones and the Last Banana (1990)
- Mama Luigi (1991 with DiC)
- Sailor Moon (1992-1998, Japanese unit)
- Robotnik's Exciting Adventure (1994)
- Zorro & the King of Hyrule (1996)
- One Piece (Japanese Unit) (one of their few products that's actually good)
- Hotel Mario: Flash (2005 on Quebec Gamers)
Youtube Poops
- Spaced-Out Usagi (approved by Warner Bros.)
- Rudy Larriva Meets Makoto Kino
- Makoto Kino vs. the Robo-Ninjas
- Makoto Kino Farting Out All Over
- MAKOTO HUMPS USAGI WHILE SORTA FITTING MUSIC PLAYS
Rumored Youtube Poops
- Sailor Sonic Sez
- Intro - SAILOR POOP
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Products
- Plan 9 from Outer Space
- Manos: The Hands of Fate
- E.T. (Atari 2600)
Reception
Critical
"Nazis programmed this piece of shit!" - Fat Mann Judgeth on Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
"Tiertex must die!" - fulgenzio on every game, poop and cartoon that they made
"Sailor Moon was absolutely vomit. The animation is very stiff, off model and sometimes add a silly effect to be flexible. Voice acting is pretty bad, music is sleepy and the names of the episodes made no sense. Plus it was a bad ripoff of Sonic the Hedgehog and Captain Planet. That's why we ditched it on our schedule." - Fox Kids Europe 1997
"When Stegblob was Bored was announced, I couldn't wait to play it but it was the worst game I have ever played. Poor collision detection, poor controls, poor graphics, poor sound, poor everything. Also there was no scene with Robotnik going Penish like they promised - a mockery for a brilliant person." - Offical (insert console here) Magazine.
"At least it has Sonic R music in. Rest is awful." - Matt Newman on Makoto Humps Usagi poop.
"I would rather eat vomited vomit than play this piece of shit."- The Angry Video Game Nerd on Donkey Kong CD-i.
"Tiertex, sound like Uwe Boll of video game companies." - stormloss on their first game.
"This Youtube poop SUCKS DICK!!!!!!" - Deepercutt after finishing his cereal.
This shucks! - Robotnik on Super Mama Luigi Bros.
It stinks! - Jay Sherman on everything they've made.
It burns! - Ganon on Mama Luigi goes Shopping.
"Delete that crap!" - Strong Bad upon receiving a sample of their "Homestar Hair" game.
"I rather eat my Shit than play this." The Angry Video Game Nerd on Sonic The Hedgehog on CD-i.
Commercial
In total, Tiertex products have been played/viewed by a select number of undisclosed people. They would rather have it remain that way.
Trivia
- Furnessly may have got AIDS during his first day in the company and left after their third poop.
- Reactions by IGN, Fat Mann Judgeth, Lemon Amiga, Golden Age Cartoons and the YouTube Poop community are all negative.
- The Electric Cheese sued Tiertex for using his remixes during the Koopa Koopa Football Players game, they were later replaced with Bison shouting YES! WB also sued them for ripping off Spaced-Out Bunny, Bugs Bunny and Captain Planet.
- Rumoured to have done The Return of Greenback Koopa, part of A Double Feature, There's Been a Murder and the CD-i system, but these aren't confirmed.
- Koopone decleared War on Tiertex.
- Girlaph is rumoured to be one of the uncredited workers but more proof is needed.
- Only used Overture once but the name was reused in their Turbo OutRun port.
