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Carmen
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Carmen is a girl from Spain and a good friend of Dr. Rabbit's who enjoys eating chips and snacks much to the King of Hyrule's dismay. Carmen is known to own a red bicycle. Her parents were eaten by Dr. Rabbit.
Controversy
Carmen is believed to have been raped and shagged by Dr. Rabbit while riding Carmen's bike.
Furthermore, her boyfriend, Don Flamenco, is much older than her, and he has been arrested, and is now a registered pedophile.
Injury
Around some time in the middle of April, Carmen tried on one of Edd's inventions, The Super-Jumpin-Boots. When she tried them on, she jumped over two-thousand feet from the air and fell. She then had leg injuries, many broken bones, hair loss, and lost her left arm. She then fell into a coma. It is predicted that she will recover in three months.
She was killed by God Rabbit, but thankfully Don Flamenco's tears on his red rose brought her back to life and she's currently in a healthy position. To get her looks back so she could enjoy chips while looking human, Mama Luigi gave her a large amount of plastic surgery.
Carmen's Chips
As mentioned above, Carmen has a great passion for eating chips. Her passion is so great, she began to sell packaged chips of different flavors under the name of "Carmen's Chips". These chips were so delicious and suckcessful that they were sold as a side to main courses at Morshu's Dinner Palace. This has made sales at said restaurant increase by over 9000%, as well as making "Carmen's Chips" a household name with humans, hedgehogs, and plaque monsters. Unfortunately, Dr. Rabbit tried to sue Carmen for not following his rules, but Carmen sent out an army of plaque monsters to take him away to the pit. Dr. Rabbit hasn't been seen since, and now Carmen can sell chips and not brush her teeth in peace.
